Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Hatori's Vacation ❯ Bricks Aren't Yellow ( Chapter 2 )

Hatori's Vacation

By, Jamie1317kast

 

Imagine this; Ayame, Shigure, and Hatori, who is dressed in a Hawaiin T-shirt, following the Yellow Brick Road to who-knows-where.

 

Disclaimer: Fruits Basket is copyrighted to Natsuki Takaya, not me. Neither do I own any of the places that they drop into, that are obviously not mine. I do not own the Wizard of Oz, or any of the songs from that musical. Nor do I own Shigure's Cool Thing, the Cool Thing belongs to Fred Gallager. I don't own Toy Story either. I don't own Star Wars.

 

AN~ since I want to use a Cool Thing, I'm re-naming Shigure's Cool Thing the ' Plot Device'. I dunno, it just seems appropriate somehow.

 

Rated R just because it's Shigure and Aya in the same fic.

 

Bricks Aren't Yellow:

 

Ayame: Munchkins?

 

Hatori: Munchkins?

 

Shigure: Munchkins! Oh God, get them away from me! *sob, sob*

 

* the random Munchkins advance upon Shigure, doing the most horrible thing that they could possibley do. Imitating LGM's (those little green men from Toy Story).*

 

Munchkins: you have saved our lives, we are eternally greatful. You have saved our lives, we are eternally greatful. You have saved our lives, we are eternally greatful. You have-

 

*suddenly*

 

Hatori: STOP SAYING THAT!!! * Hatori snaps, grabs Shigure's Cool Thing-turned-Plot Device* Step back, and nobody gets hurt.

 

Ayame: my hero! *smilie*

 

Shigure: H-Ha'ri, you might want to be careful with tha-

 

Hatori: *twitch*

 

Shigure: riiight.

 

Hatori: * the Plot Device randomly morphs into a Light Saber and Hatori hacks all the Munchkins to death* HIYAH!!!

 

Shigure: Aya..

 

Ayame: yes..'Gure-san?

 

Shigure: remind me, to never EVER give Hatori sugar again as long as I live.

 

Ayame: right.

 

* Hatori finishes obliterating all the Munchkins and Shigure, veeery carefuly, takes back his Plot Device and deposits it into his kimono pocket.*

 

Ayame: *looks around and sees that their plane randomly crushed the Wicked Witch* 'Gure-san?

 

Shigure: yes, Aya?

 

Ayame: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

 

Hatori: *regaining his composure* you two have never even BEEN to Kansas.

 

Shigure: well, that doesn't really matter. *grins* Aya?

 

Ayame: *grinning also* yes 'Gure-san?

 

Shigure: are you thinking, what I'm thinking?

 

Ayame: and, when am I not?

 

*they both link arms with Hatori on either side of him*

 

Hatori: oh, God..

 

Shigure & Ayame: *they sing* Follow the Yellow Brick Road, follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow, follow, follow, follow. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. If ever a one, a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because… of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

 

*and, repeating the song over, and over, with Hatori in tow, the Madabuchi Trio heads off down the YBR(Yellow Brick Road) toward their crashed plane in the distance.*

 

Five hours later…

 

Hatori: STOP SINGING!!! You can sing anything, ANYTHING, just not that song!

 

Shigure & Ayame: *grin, sing* Ding, dong, the witch is dead! The evil witch is dead!

 

Hatori: I'm surrounded by idiots…

 

*eventually they reach the plane, gather up their stuff. Only to find that Hatori has lost the flip flops Shigure and Aya had given him, so, they wander around the crash site looking for a pair of shoes to fit Hatori's feet.*

 

Shigure: I found a pair! *holding up the Ruby Slippers*

 

Hatori: good, it's about ti- if you even TRY to put those on me, I'll kill you myself.

 

Ayame: oh, come on Tori-san! We need you to click your heels and say ' There's no place like home.'

 

Hatori: not on your life.

 

Shigure: *sly look* did I mention that, right now, these shoes are the only way to get home?

 

Hatori: well, why didn't you say so? *he shoves on the shoes* um..they're a little tight. *click, click* there's no place like…home?

 

*bloop*

 

~~~

 

*bloop*

 

*splash*

 

Hatori: why didn't you tell me we were going to re-appear where we dissappeared?!

 

*all three are treading water in the middle of noplace, the Pacific Ocean*

 

Shigure: *doggie paddling* um.. I forgot?

 

Hatori: damn right you did!

 

Ayame: ouch!

 

Shigure: what's wrong Aya?

 

Ayame: something bit me! Ouch! There it was again!

 

Shigure: *swims over* Ha'ri! Over here!

 

Hatori: what?!

 

Shigure: they're.. *snort* sea-horses! Ha ha ha! *chokes on water* I'm okay. *cough, cough*

 

Hatori: you won't be okay when I get my hands on you.

 

*the swarm of random sea-horses cluster around Ayame and start to drag him away*

 

Shigure: no! Aya, my love!

 

Ayame: 'Gure-saaaaan…*is draged away*

 

Shigure: this is terrible! Ha'ri, you've got to do something!

 

Hatori: what?! Why me? What can I do?

 

Shigure: communicate with them!

 

Hatori: *twitch*

 

Shigure: Please, Ha'ri! You're our only hope! And, with any luck, they should reveire to you as their God!

 

Hatori: remind me to kill you when we get to Hawaii.

 

~~~

 

to be continued…