Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda ❯ Camp Granada (Furuba Parody) ( One-Shot )

Camp Granada (Furuba Parody)


Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda.
I stay here with Tohru Honda.
The Souma family is entertaining.
And they say we'll go outside if it stops raining.

I went hunting with Yugi Moto.
They found toxin in his cocoa.
You remember Sasuke Uchiha?
He got ptomaine* poisoning last night after dinna'.

Shigurè Souma spies on waiters.
The lake's infected with Tohru-haters.
Akito Souma wants no sissies.
So he hits us on the head when we get hissy.

Mudda, Fadda, this might scare ya'.
But Momiji calls me Sheila.
Remember Hiei who really hurt me?
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda.
Take me home, I hate Ms.Honda.
Don't leave me here with the fangirls,
Where I might get raped and tortured bare.

Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh, please don't make me stay.
I've been here one whole day...

Dearest Fadda, Darling Mudda.
How's my precious little brudda?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Kagura hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped raining.
Yugi's swimming, Sasuke's training.
"Let's play baseball?" Gee, that's better!
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter.