Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Interveiw with Fruits Basket!!!!! ❯ Interveiw with Fruits Basket ( Chapter 1 )

Interview with the Characters of Fruits Basket!

Disclaimer I don't own any characters I only own myself well actually I don't know if I own myself…do I own myself…I should think about that…

By the way I'm Sialy if you didn't know.

Sialy- HEY EVERYBODY!!!

Everybody- HEY SIALY!!!

Sialy- Alright well today we have a great interview for you on the "Anime Character Interview Show Thingy!" Today we are gonna interview some of the characters from Fruits Basket. Now listen I said SOME not all so if we don't interview your favorite character that from the bottom of my heart I have to say that I am truly sorry!!!!

Audience- awww

Sialy- Yeah yeah alright already I already said sorry what more do you want me too do?

Some random guy from the audience- BOO YOU SUCK!!!

Sialy- HEY! DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!!!

Same random guy from the audience- Oh yeah and what if I do!!?? YA FRIGIN FRUITY ASS!!!!!

Sialy- THAT'S IT YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!!!! NOBODY INSULTS ME USING MY WORD!!!!! BRING IT ON TUBBY!!!! *jumps up and starts throwing chairs at the guy in the audience then jumps into the audience and beats the shit out of the random fat guy*

Sialy- Jeekers Crow glad I got that off my chest. Maybe I should just become a professional street fighter what do ya think?

Audience- HELL YA!

Sialy- YEA SCREW SOCCER AND TENNIS!!!! THIS WILL BE MY NEW WORK OUT!!!

Some Random Wigga Girl from the Audience- HELL YA SISTA I HEAR YA!

Tohru- *runs in out of no where* I HEAR YA TOO!!!

Sialy- SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE GUESTS!!! *Starts fixing hair and clothes that were messed up from when she beat up the fat guy from the audience*

Sialy- *sits in chair and crosses her legs and looks all calm* Alright lets bring the guests out. Today we have Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Momiji, Shigure, and Tohru as all of you may already know.

Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Momiji, Shigure, and Tohru all came out and sat in chairs next to Sialy.

Sialy- So Tohru, I think the question on everybody's mind is when did you start to worry, when you turned Kyo into a cat or when you turned Yuki, Kyo, and Shigure into animals?

Tohru- Well I'd have to say that I did start to worry when Kyo turned into a cat but when Yuki and Shigure turned into animals too, that's when I really started freaking out.

Sialy- Yes well I think we all can all see that in your great performance on the t.v.

Momiji- yup yup yup!!! I'm really happy that Tohru knows the family secret `cause now I can hug her without any worries!

Sialy- ^__^Well you sure are full of energy all the time aren't ya Momiji?

Momiji- Sure am!

Kyo- Yeah and it gets really annoying really fast.

Audience- Ooooooo

Sialy- Now, now let's not start a fight we already had one of those on this episode.

Yuki- Well Kyo is here and being the idiot he is there is probably gonna be a lot more fights on this episode.

Kyo- What did you say rat boy?! *imagine thins-big standing over Yuki with blackish purplish aura around him and everyone else small and in the corner*

Yuki- You heard me, or maybe you're so stupid your going deaf too.

Kyo- THAT'S IT!!!!! *jumps on Yuki but Yuki kicks him into the wall*

Tohru- Calm down you two!

Shigure- Well as long as they're not destroying my house I don't mind.

Haru- Kyo, stop fighting Yuki! *turns into black Haru* Don't you remember we never finished our fight from two days ago.

Half of Audience- *starts chanting* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!

Other half of Audience- *starts chanting at same time* JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

Sialy- DAMNIT YOU RETARDS THIS ISN'T JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Half of Audience- Sorry Sialy we was just be a getting caughts up in the moment.

Sialy- Awww. It's alright I still love you.

Half of Audience- THANKS SIALY!! ^__^

Kyo and Haru are in the background fighting and Shigure and Momiji are betting on who wins.

Sialy- *turns around to face the fight going on* Alright!! I said no more fighting and I mean it!!!! *starts walking over to break up the fight but trips over a mash-mallow and makes a big seen and takes down the chairs and the background and the whole set and falls on top of Kyo and Haru*

There's a big poof and a cow and a cat were standing where Kyo and Haru were fighting.

Sialy- Whoops. *picks up Kyo and turns to face Shigure*

Shirgure and Sialy- Do it. *Shigure takes out the "Men In Black" mind eraser thing and Tohru, Momiji, Shigure, Yuki, and Sialy put on black sun glasses and Sialy covers Haru and Kyo's eyes*

There was a big flash.

Sialy- So did everyone like my zoo interview.

Audience- We loved it Sialy!!!

Alright how was that??? I hope you liked it and I just have to point out that I don't own the "Men In Black" mind eraser thingy so yea. I'll be working on a YYH and Inuyasha interview I hope you all like this little story thing and always

R&R!!!!! see ya soon!!!! :P