Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Kyou's Roommate ❯ Kyou's Roommate ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Kyou shifted in his sleep, a frown on his face. He swore he felt something cold slide against his thighs, but he ignored it and continued to sleep.
"Second time this week." He announced to no one in particular, putting his shirt on. He looked at his clock, reading six o'clock p.m. He had woken up pretty late! He walked downstairs, greeting the rest of the Sohma family.
"What's for dinner, Ms.Honda?" Kyou asked, biting into a piece of steak, immediantly spitting it back out. "Ugh! Leeks!" He gagged, the scent of leek making him unapitized. "Warn me next time, alright?" He spat, agnered, stomping upstairs.
"Oi." The Sohma's sighed in unison.
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Kyou shifted in his sleep, a frown on his face. He swore he'd felt the same exact thing rub against his thighs. So he did what any curious cat would do; he pulled down his blanket. But as soon as he did, he regretted ever doing it.
"HENTAI!!!"
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The Sohma's, including Tohru, woke up, worried by the girly shriek from Kyou's room. Tohru was the quickest to respond, running to Kyou's room and slamming the door open.
"Mmm...Yuki..." Kyou moaned, his twitching hands latched to Yuki's purple hair. Tohru looked down, seeing Yuki's head bobbing. And Kyou moaning. Kyou moaning. Yuki bobbing. Moaning. Bobbing. Moaning. Nosebleed?
Tohru flew backwards from the powerful charge of the nosebleed, landing in Hatsuharu's arms. Shigure ran into Kyou's room, his eyes widening.
Kyou, finally, opened his eyes, noticing the whole Sohma family watching the action. Tohru, however, was passed out in Hatsuharu's arms.
"Yuki! Yuki! YUKI!" Yuki, thinking Kyou was about to have an orgasm and he hadn't been doing much for the last three minutes, took Kyou's member out of his mouth, tilting his head at Kyou.
"Yes, Kyou-kun?" All Kyou could do was point in the opposite direction, mumbling nonsence. Yuki slowly turned his head, his eyes turning the size of beads as he saw their 'audience.' His left eye twitched, his arms subconciously lying a blanket over Kyou's mid-section.
"...Night!" Momiji whimpered, the corner of his mouth twitching.
"He sure won't be able to sleep tonight." Shigure commented, walking of with the rest of the Sohma's behind them. Except for, ofcourse, the unconcious Tohru and Hatsuharu. Hatsuharu had a '-_-' look on his face, a bright red anger mark appearing on his temple.
"Good going, guys. No possible way to explain this to Tohru." He groaned, dragging Tohru off. Kyou and Yuki looked at each other, chuckling.
"Sure we can. Now I can tell her about the cold sensation over her thighs." Yuki laughed, stopping as Kyou frowned. "I'm joking, I'm joking."
"You damn rat, I love you."
"You stupid cat, I love you too."