Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Leeks ❯ Leeks ( One-Shot )

Title: Leeks

Author: tenshineechan (tenshineechan@yahoo.com)

Category: Fruits Basket

Pairing: Haru x Kyou

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket.

Author's Notes: Just a PWP that was spawned by an evil plot bunny. Be warned of some silliness, Haru's weird sense of humour and smut…glorious smut!

Leeks were disgusting. Long, green stalks with a strange scent and a taste so awful that it made you retch. He couldn't understand how anyone could even eat it. It was just so…yuck! But if there was anything he hated more than leeks, it was Yuki. That smug nezumi was the provider, the caretaker and the source of those dratted things. They were the things that nightmares were made of. Even worse yet, was the sight of both of them together.

That brought him to his current situation. He was sitting and waiting for dinner to be served when Yuki sat down across from him looking like all his birthdays had come at once. Kyou began to get an uneasy feeling. He shuddered and settled in a place that was further away from Yuki. The stupid nezumi just sat there grinning. This was starting to creep him out. Scratch that, it WAS creeping him out.

He could hear Shigure in the kitchen chatting to Tohru about some weird thing that only perverted dogs knew. All the while, Yuki was still grinning at him. He tried to avoid his rival's eye. Thankfully the two in the kitchen came out. Shigure was skipping along holding a small tray, with Tohru following with an even bigger one.

They both placed the trays on the table and sat down. Kyou glanced at the food and froze. On the plate, staring at him in the face were leeks. They were soft and slippery as they gleamed with a dark soy sauce. They were practically swimming with it. He could see some touches of pepper but they soon disappeared as the green slop moved on its own. He looked up from the platter and saw that Yuki was holding some out to him as their meal dangled precariously on the chopsticks. His mind blanked out and he began to scream…

*

Haru loved leeks. In fact he adored them. They were wondrous plants. In fact, if he weren't so attached to his beloved Kyou, he would probably spend the rest of his life with them. Then again, he only loved them because of his beloved.

He didn't like them because of their smell. That was one thing he agreed with his precious kitty with. Nor did he like them because they were tasty. Kyou would have denied him for weeks if he tasted of leeks when he kissed the cat. No, he adored them because they helped him get laid. He snickered to himself. He could just picture it now. Advertisements scattered everywhere, preaching the aphrodisiac properties of the mysterious green vegetable. 'Throwaway the Viagra, forget about enhancers, just have a leek!'

God, he cracked himself up. Unfortunately, it only had a guaranteed success rate of working on one person and one person only.

He turned his attention back to his bed partner. Who knew that it only took a small sniff, of the carefully prepared pot of crushed raw leeks, to toss the neko into a bad dream? Ah, but that was one of his lover's special features. It was granted that Shigure and Kisa were able to detect small traces but his Kyou had the most sensitive nose by far. The slender body in his arms was beginning to tremble. Perfect! Right on time. The neko was ever so predictable.

His beloved's small trembles soon exploded into shivers. A hand crept towards his chest followed by the rest of Kyou as he tried to find some warmth. Haru decided that it was time to wake his lover up. Wiping off the lusty grin, he put on his most sympathetic face and gently shook the cat awake. Kyou must have been really shaken by his dream to jerk out of slumber so violently.

"Shh…koneko-chan…you were having a nightmare. You're safe now."

The neko pressed against him. His speech was muffled but Haru could make out a few words.

"… eeks…yucky…dinner…baka…Yuki…"

Haru raised an eyebrow. Well, Yuki was a new element. However considering the fact that his cousin had called them down for dinner, whilst his neko was sleeping, it was perfectly understandable.

He hugged the slight form as his hand slowly progressed down his lover's body, finally resting underneath the curve of his butt. Normally Kyou would not let such an act occur, since he was so shy of affection, however he was too shaken by his dream that he clung to the oushi. It was now time for Haru to go on the offensive.

Haru moved so that he loomed over his prey and bent down, their lips barely brushing.

"Let me help you forget all that Kyou-chan. I'll make you feel good." He finished his sentence by claiming his lover's lips.

*

Kyou although hesitant at first, became more enthusiastic as he relaxed. Haru, especially White Haru, had a soothing effect on him. He could always count on him to make him feel better. Black Haru on the other hand, only surfaced nowadays when he wanted to try some new kink or got a little grabby.

Kyou shivered once more, this time not because of the horrible things he had seen in his dream nor was it because he was cold. Feeling frisky with his lover moving down his body faster than anticipated, the cat yanked his boyfriend's face back towards him, gave his nose a small lick, then attacked the ox's neck.

A surprised look flitted across Haru's face as his love set about sucking the pale skin on his neck like the voracious kitten he was. He felt the slight sting then a cool sensation, signifying that the deed was done. He looked down at the perpetrator. Poor Kyou, he was lying there with his eyes closed and slightly breathless. Seeing that his neko was trying to calm himself down and regain his breath, the oushi decided that he would continue with what he was doing before.

He moved his way back down and carefully palmed his lover's crotch. He was awarded with a sharp intake of breath. Quickly, but not so that Kyou felt rushed, he removed the white t-shirt and tugged the black boxers down. There his neko lay naked, his skin glowing in the moonlight. Slowly but surely, he stroked the hardening member before progressing down and positioning his mouth above it. He blew softly on it. It twitched. Then drawing out the whole process he twirled his tongue around the swollen head.

Kyou could do nothing but moan as his lover's attentions. He could feel the remnants of his nightmare slip away as pleasure flooded his senses. He cried out when the sensual ministrations stopped. Opening his eyes, about to protest, he caught Haru divesting himself of his sleepwear before resuming his seduction. Haru licked his lips as he glanced at slender body writhing on the bed. His kitty looked so pretty draped by the moonlight. He settled himself between his lover's legs, looming over the other before kissing his way towards the centre of Kyou's desire.

As he teased the stiff member, Haru began to probe the neko's nether regions. He stretched the taut ring of skin carefully making sure that he applied the lubricant liberally, until a quick sudden twist of his fingers had his beloved whimpering and writhing on his fingers.

Failing to suppress a groan, Kyou bucked his hips to entice his lover who took the bait. A whispery sigh escaped his lips as he was steadily filled. He'd heard Hatori's clinical description of the act, more like horror stories really. The doctor had cautioned that the process could be quite painful. For some reason he never really felt pain when he was taken. Haru liked to brag that it was because of his consummate skill as a lover. Shigure would just go on about how they were young. Surprisingly enough, it was Yuki's weird brother who made the most sense. The snake had hypothesised that it was due to the fact that they were all Jyunishi, a sort of compensation for the curse.

He opened his eyes when nothing happened. His lover was smirking at him.

"What the hell do you think you doing, baka oushi?"

"Just doing a little sightseeing koneko-chan. You don't mind do you?"

"Of course I mi…" Kyou's snarl was interrupted as Haru began moving. He could feel the intense wave of pleasure that washed over him, increase in intensity.

The ox revelled in the warmth that was his partner. He picked up the pace of his thrusts, driving himself in deeper, making the neko thrash about. Quickly pinning down the flailing hands, Haru resumed the relentless pace until they both reached their climax.

*

He slowly woke up to the warmth beside him. His twitched as the overwhelming musk of sex permeated his delicate nose. Closing his eyes, he breathed in the faint scent of citrus oil, as he nuzzled his lover. The chest rumbled.

"Well, neko-chan, you feeling better now?" It was a good thing that Kyou wasn't looking up at him, otherwise he would be hit for the smug look that was plastered on his face. His love purred.

"Definitely. You always know how to make me feel better."