Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ New York Extortion ❯ Well, Damn. ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

New York Extortion

Rating: NC-17

2: Yaoi, Profanity, SEX. THERE IS SEX.

A/N: The chapter title was thought up with the help of a friend, an almanac, and a thesaurus. It has NOTHING to do with New York and extortion is just a synonym for Blackmail.

Chapter 1: Well, Damn.

There's this thing that guys have called hormones. It's what makes them pinch a girl's ass or make a rude comment. These magic hormones are the bane of women, but they also cause men some trouble. Without suitable release, these hormones have the tendency to build up, and by suitable release I don't mean Mrs. Right hand. One often hears jokes about homosexuality in the navy and if you think about it, it makes sense. At a time when there were more men in military positions than women, your entire crew would be male. Then you would go out to sea for months at a time? Those magic hormones begin to build up. You're probably wondering why I'm saying all this to begin with? Well, it's to help explain this opening scene.

"Thanks for the lesson, Shishou." Kyo bowed.

"Kyo," The man murmured and a pair of demon eyes flicked up. "Why don't you stay?" He suggested carefully. He didn't want to do this but his agitation was high and he could tell Kyo's was too. "You can call Tohru-san so she doesn't worry."

"Alright." The cat understood perfectly and had to agree with his master's suggestion. He straightened up and went to go use the phone.

"Hello? Sohma residence! Honda speaking." The onigiri chirped out. "Oh, Kyo-kun! Hello."

"Yo, I'm gonna be late." He sighed. "Shishou asked me to stay here for a while."

"Oh! Okay, you're at the compound? Shigure-san is there too."

Kyo rolled his eyes; mutt was probably screwing Akito as they spoke. But he just bid Tohru goodbye and hung up.

***

Really, no sooner had he done that than Kazuma had his hands on him. He wrapped his arms loosely around the younger's waist and pulled him in closer. The red head didn't resist and even went so far as to relax in his embrace. A puff of breath ghosted across his lips when Kazuma began to kiss his neck hungrily.

"Maybe not here." Kyo mumbled. They were still in the dojo.

"No one will come. You're my last student and everyone else is getting ready for New Year." Kazuma assured him, turning his charge's head to kiss him. The cat melted right there, turning fully and pressing against him as their tongues met. Mutual arousal became apparent. The older man grabbed his ass and ground them even closer together. This wasn't about to be some great act of love, or undying passion. This was going to be a plain act of lust and release.

But, you see, Shigure didn't know that. All he knew was that, when he showed up, Kazuma had Kyo pushed up against the wall and they were making out. It wasn't an unpleasant sight since Kyo and Kazuma were BOTH hot, just unexpected. The dog raised an interested eyebrow before looking for a hidden place to watch. He'd been thoughtful, for once, and had been coming to walk with the cat home. THIS was far more exciting though. He cringed a little at how rough his older cousin was being with his housemate.

The cat was panting heavily when their lips broke apart. His face was flushed, as he was pulled tighter against the man. He eyes slid shut and he groaned when Kazuma nipped his earlobes and neck.

"S-stop." The cat protested, licking his dry lips. He managed to squirm out of the gray haired man's grasp. This was getting far too steamy and they weren't in the safest of places for that. Anyone could walk in on them. They needed to do this QUICKLY and not push their luck. Kazuma grasped his chin roughly and drew him back, but his other hand began fiddling with the button on Kitty's pants. The smaller Sohma liked that much better and reached to pull the drawstring on Kazuma's gi pants. They both stepped out of their respective pants and Shigure blinked as his older cousin simply picked Kyo up and pressed him against the wall to help hold him up. The red head kissed the other man and helped to guide him to his entrance. The consequent cry of pain was thankfully muffled. If Kazuma hadn't been there to swallow most of it, the people in Russia would have been able to hear it. As the dog watched he wondered how many times THIS had ACTUALLY been responsible for Kyo limping home RATHER than the cat's excuse that he'd done it sparring. Shigure watched until their orgasms hit and Kazuma let his adopted son down with a small grunt of pleasure. Shigure left unnoticed as Kazuma ushered his panting cat towards the showers. They were both a rather sweaty mess now.

And Kyo had already showered and changed after his lesson! What a waste...

***

As he walked, the writer thought about what he had just seen. It wasn't that he had a problem with it. No, he didn't care about the homosexuality, incest, OR pedophilia. He's guilty of all three himself, and because they can't safely get close to the opposite sex, most of the juunishi were too. No, it wasn't that. What Shigure was thinking about was how to use this knowledge to his own personal gain.

Kyo left the dojo, and went home, once he was finished showering. And, though Tohru and Yuki just ignored it, apart from the Onigiri's obligatory concerned questioning, there was a distinct stiffness to the feline's step, as he walked into the house, and started toward the stairs. He needed to sleep.

Shigure watched him with an amused eye before going back to his newspaper in the living room. Winter break was starting; he'd have plenty of time to figure out how to use his newfound knowledge. For now Kyo could sleep off his post sex discomforts.

***

And he did. He was very grateful for that break, as it let him sleep in a little--even though it wasn't much. He was an early riser by nature and he came back down the next morning, only to notice that Shigure was giving him some very odd looks.

"What the hell're you staring at, you stupid dog?" He snapped finally.

"Why you Kyo-kun. You are absolutely GLOWING this morning." Shigure snorted slightly.

"What are you babbling about?" The cat raised an eyebrow, his chopsticks halting halfway to his mouth.

"As amazing as it sounds you look significantly less annoyed than you did yesterday morning." The older man smiled, happy with himself.

"And yet, I still don't know what you're talking about." There was no way Shigure could know about that, right?

"I'm complimenting your calm aura, Kyo-kun." The writer finally clarified with a smirk. Kyo bristled slightly, and stood up, slamming his bowel back onto the table.

"You're being stupid!" He stated loudly, storming out of the room. Shigure laughed happily to himself and watched as the red head stalker off. Teasing Kyo-kun was so damn fun! Yuki dodged the cat narrowly, as he himself came down into the kitchen, tossing an odd look after him.

"What's his problem now?" The rat wondered, at least partially to himself.

"I really couldn't tell you, Yuki-kun!" Shigure sighed tragically. "I really had just been complimenting him."

Yuki made a `Hmph' noise disdainfully. That stupid cat wouldn't know a compliment if he was in a paper bag with one.

The writer hummed pleasantly for a moment, finishing his tea before getting up and going into the study to make himself a little list.

***

Kyo spent most of the morning and afternoon sitting up on the roof, unmindful of the chilly air, and by the time he came back down, Shigure had his list ready. And, he was staring again.

"Why the hell are you still staring at me, you sick bastard?" His hands fisted, as he demanded this loudly, whirling around on the dog in agitation. "And don't you dare give me any crap about my fucking 'calm aura' or whatever!"

"How many days until we're supposed to go to the main house for New Years?" Shigure asked smoothly.

"You don't know the damn date?" Kyo twitched slightly, scowling, before answering. "Nine."

"You're planning on coming, right, Kyo-kun?" The dog raised an eyebrow.

"Maybe," The feline answered slowly. "Does Tohru have somewhere to go this year?"

"Maybe," Shigure mocked him. "But don't you have anyone you want to see?"

"Even if there were, I'm not gonna leave her at home alone."

"I feel sorry for your adoptive father." The writer sighed tragically. "Shows how much you love him, can't even go for New Years. Can you imagine how he felt last time you didn't go?! So inconsiderate."

Kyo was silent for a few minutes, and just stared at him, before turning on his heels to leave.

"Shishou is not my dad." He stated coolly, he couldn't call him that yet. He didn't deserve to and, he wasn't sure if he'd ever be able to, since he'd started sleeping with him.

Shigure grinned after him. This was fun. He had a countdown of nine days now before he really had to spring his plan into action. Of course, if Kyo resisted, it might be sooner.

***

Things were actually relatively normal, as those nine days passed. Tohru got invited to spend New Years with Hanajima, and her family, so Kyo really had no excuse NOT to go to the Main estate. So, when December 31st came around he went with Yuki and Shigure. Yuki had to go as well since he was also lacking an excuse. That's why both of them trotted along begrudgingly behind Shigure.

"It's so very nice to see you both this year!" The dog was smiling again as they went. "We're going to have just SO much fun!"

"Three days with Akito." Yuki spoke up darkly. "Fun, fun, fun."

Shigure looked back at him oddly for a moment before he drew his list of things to do out of his pocket and added a little note to the bottom of it with a pen from his sleeve.

"Don't worry Yuki-kun. I'll make sure you have SOME fun."

Yuki offered his back a withering glare. The dog made it sound so dirty...

***

They made it to the compound unscathed. Haru was waiting for them outside and was surprised to actually see Kyo and Yuki.

"You both came." He commented with a ghost of a smile, immediately latching onto Yuki's coat sleeve. Yuki offered him a tired look, but he didn't do anything to make him let go. Kyo, on the other hand, just snorted, and went to go hide from Kagura. Maybe she wouldn't be in the main building yet.

Shigure went to go make his obligatory visit to Akito, but once that was over he went to find Kyo. He even temporarily brushed off Ayame and Hatori in search of the wayward red head. He noted Kazuma was at the party, so he obviously wasn't with Kyo right now, if he was in the main room with the others.

Kyo had found a nice little nook to hide in, by the buffet, set up for those who weren't permitted into the Juunishi banquet. He sat there absently watching the party go on around him, and drinking a cup of punch, hoping it wasn't spiked, or anything. He didn't feel like getting drunk.

"Hello, Kyo-kun." Shigure crooned obnoxiously upon finding the feline. "Enjoying yourself?"

"Uh, sure." Kyo eyed him warily. Shigure had been acting really weird lately. Weirder than usual. It was starting to tick him off, too.

"What are your plans for while we're here?" The dog wondered innocently.

“How the hell should I know?" Kyo wondered irritably. "I wasn't planning on coming at all, until you brought it up."

"Oh? You don't have anything fun planned?"

"Not at the moment." Kyo spoke through clenched teeth.

"Well. I can fix that." The mutt smiled smugly.

"How...?" The younger wondered suspiciously.

Shigure leaned in closer and spoke right into the red head's ear. "I have a whole list of things for you to do."

"And, why should I do any of them?" The cat demanded, swatting the dog away from his face.

The older man caught his hand and spoke quietly for once. "It's an interesting thing I like to call blackmail." He chuckled to himself for a moment before continuing. "I SAW you and Kazuma-dono. Therefore you are going to do what I say, or I skip off and inform EVERYONE of your little, hmm, romp at the dojo?"

"What the fuck?" Kyo hissed, wide eyed and sweat dropping. "How did you--why did you--you asshole!"

"I prefer jackass. But whatever you say, Kyo-kun." The writer's smile turned nasty.

"Jackass works too." Kyo scowled at him. Then addressed the current problem. "What did you have in mind?"

"Lots of fun things." The dog chirped. "I'm going to use this to write an easy book. So, your first task is to go make nice with Kagura-chan."

"You must be joking." Kyo raised an eyebrow at him.

"Nope." Shigure drew a little notepad out of his sleeve and his pen. "I'll be watching. You see, the main character will first spend and exasperating night with his girlfriend. That's chapter one. Now hop to it."

"You asshole! She is NOT my girlfriend!" Kyo absolutely spit, actually a little louder than he needed to.

"But you're going to treat her like she is until this little party is over."

"But! She's not!" Kyo repeated, a bit calmer. "And she won't be, so remind me why leading her on is a good idea?"

"Because I say so?"

"You don't deserve to be called an asshole." The feline snarled in response.

"Hush and go do it, Kyo-kun." The dog commanded, sounding very pleased as he gave the red head a light shove in the right direction.

"I hate you." Kyo informed him, begrudgingly, as he wandered off to go find Kagura, this sucked. Shigure hummed happily and went to find a place where he could watch Kyo, preferably somewhere close to Aaya and Haa-san. But they'd come to him if that weren't possible.

***

Kagura on the other hand was overjoyed to see her beloved.

"KYO-KUN! MY DARLING YOU'RE HERE!" he hugged him happily, nearly knocking a nearby person over in her haste. “Why didn't you come say hello to me first thing!" She cried in a pouty tone hitting him lightly, by Kagura standards.

"I was tied up." Kyo muttered rubbing his sore shoulder. "Sorry about that." His tone was a bit flat, though, and not too sincere. The boar stared at him anyways though. Her thought process was thus: 'if he hadn't been tied up he WOULD have come said hello to me! HE does love me!' Her eyes proceeded to sparkle and she hugged the cat TIGHTLY around the neck with an over enthused squeal.

"YOU DO LOVE ME KYO-KUN! HOW WONDERFUL! But of course you already know I love you!"

"Kagura." He choked out, glaring coldly at Shigure. "I can't breathe."

She kissed his check gently before releasing his neck, just to hook her arm with his excitedly. Then she began to talk.

"I'm so glad you came this year! But did you leave poor Tohru-chan home all alone just to come see me! That would be so horrible of you." She glared at him.

"She's with a friend." The younger replied with a sigh. Kagura brightened immediately. Everyone else of course was watching the two of them oddly. Kyo was just... taking it?

Shigure thought it was all very funny and snickered throughout the entire night.

***

"There, you sick bastard." Kyo cornered Shigure quietly, after Kagura had headed off for the banquet, before the dog could go in as well. "I did it through the party, you fix it now."

"Alright. You go have fun now. I still have a whole list for you to do, just remember that. I'll see you after this." He motioned vaguely at the banquet hall doors then brushed past Kyo to go in with the others.

"Asshole!" Kyo spit after him, before wandering off. Maybe he'd go find Kazuma, and hang out with him while the banquet was going on. Once he found his Shishou the man smiled lightly at him.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" He wondered, always such a polite guy.

Kyo laughed harshly, sitting down next to his master. "Right. Nothing more fun than having Kagura drool on me."

"I'm sorry you're not having fun then." The man chuckled softly. "She seems very happy? It's nice of you to put up with her." Kyo just grumbled some dismissive words, and sighed. He wished Kazuma had listened to him, about moving. His adoptive father raised an amused eyebrow before placing a friendly hand on his shoulder. "We're all very glad you could come this year, Kyo."

"Tohru's with her friend." The boy explained his presence with a small shrug.

"It's still nice of you to come." Kazuma repeated with a smile.

"I'm glad to see you too, Shishou." Kyo admitted, trying to hold back a smile of his own, and not doing a very good job, at that.

The man snorted a little to himself. "And don't worry, I'm sure once the main parties are over you'll have time to enjoy yourself." He got back to the original topic at hand. Kyo rolled his eyes, and eyed him for a moment. He actually seriously considered telling him the truth, but finally shoved the idea aside. It was too damn embarrassing.

"Right. Fun. New Years is ALWAYS so VERY fun." He muttered, mostly to himself, the sarcasm just bubbling from his tone.

***

Kazuma ruffled his hair teasingly and he got a better conversation going so that the feline might at the very least enjoy right now. That didn't last too long, because once the juunishi banquet was over the dog came for the cat.

"Why, hello, Kazuma-dono!" The writer smiled. "I hadn't expected you two to still be here! It's awfully late!"

The karate teacher blinked for a moment. "IT is! Time has completely gotten away from me." He sweat dropped and looked to Kyo. "We should both probably have left a while ago. I will see you tomorrow, Kyo, Shigure-kun." He got up and bowed, then walked off. Shigure smiled courteously after him, then turned a sly look down to the red head.

"What the HELL do you want now?" Kyo glared up at him, scowling, his eyebrow twitching slightly.

"Come take a little walk with me, Kyo-kun." The writer's smile widened, and he didn't really answer the question.

"And, what if I don't?" Kyo wondered, though he already knew the answer.

"Akito-san and the others are still nearby and I'm sure they'd love to hear one last story before they all go to bed." The dog answered cheerily.

"Fine." Kyo twitched again, but he just rose to his feet, and followed the dog out of the building, on a quest for the perfect place to talk.

***

They just walked around in circles for a long time. Not really going anywhere. But finally, Shigure actually started heading somewhere. They halted outside one of the many houses; the lights were on and glowed through the windows in the dark.

"Oh good. He's home." The man smiled. "Ready for your next assignment, Kyo-kun?"

"What the fuck are you planning now?"

"Well you see that house right over there?" Shigure pointed over to it, and made sure Kyo followed his line of sight. "My dear friend Haa-san lives there. And you're going to go over there, and keep him company. Be his COMPANION." He paused as if speaking to an elderly person who was hard of hearing. "Oh, and by companion I mean the kind you usually have to pay a hundred dollars an hour for."

"What the HELL?" Kyo squawked, staring at him in horror. "I thought that was your job!"

"It usually is." The mutt nodded thoughtfully. "But it's New Years! Aaya and I agreed he could use a little variation, a new playmate as a special treat. And you're just so horribly convenient."

"What if he doesn't want to do me?"

"Oh. He will. I made sure he's at least slightly drunk." Shigure beamed and was very proud of himself. "But, on the off chance that he doesn't, you'll change his mind by being seductive. Take off your clothes or something." He added with a lecherous smirk.

"I am not a stripper." Kyo informed him indignantly, though he did head off for Hatori's front door, anyway.

***

When he got to the door and knocked, Hatori groaned quietly to himself. Shigure and Ayame! Damn them! They had gotten him drunk. He didn't appreciate it. Since now the sound of someone knocking on his door reverberated in his skull. That and he had no idea who it could possibly be other than Shigure and Ayame. He didn't want to see either of them, but he knew they wouldn't go away either. So, he got up slowly and went to his door. Finding Kyo was a shock. He blinked lazily for a moment before speaking.

"Do, you need something, Kyo?"

"Ah..." Kyo blushed furiously, but he swallowed his pride, and continued. "Kind of... more for you... if you want it... you just seemed, er, lonely and stuff and I was wondering if you wanted a little company? Maybe?"

The dragon blinked at him very slowly, processing that. There was a blushing child in front of him, offering to keep him company because he seemed lonely? Why did that seem wrong?

"Kyo, are you alright?" He finally wondered. The cat might very well be drunk.

"Peachy." The kitten mumbled in response, resting his red face in one of his hands, as he tried to calm himself down again.

The doctor watched him oddly before moving aside. "You don't look peachy. Come inside so I can get a better look at you."

Well, it had gotten him inside, Kyo resisted throwing Shigure a dirty look, and just followed Hatori inside. He was going to KILL the dog when all this was done.

The mutt was grinning wildly and snuck a bit closer to watch from one of the windows. Hatori led the feline inside and sat him down, leaning close to inspect him. Was he drunk? Did he have a fever? Something must be wrong with him.

And yet there was nothing. Kyo had a hard time not pointing out the alcohol on Hatori's own breath, but he still managed it, and just humored the doctor in his examination. At last, though, everything checked out, as it should.

"Right... so... you're here... because...?" Tori waited for verification of what he'd heard, since he was fairly positive it couldn't be right.

"Because I thought you might want company." Kyo repeated with a small sigh. "I don't hate you. You don't deserve to be lonely, I thought I'd try to fix that." He listed off flatly. Well, at least part of that was true. He didn't hate Hatori, and he didn't deserve to be lonely.

"You?" The older repeated slowly. Very slowly.

"Yes, Hatori." The feline bit out, quickly loosing his patience. "Me." He still tried to be nice, though.

"Riiiight." The dragon shook his head in a lame attempt to clear the slight haze that had settled onto his brain.

"Jeeze." Kyo muttered, frowning a little. "Why the hell is it so hard to believe?"

That one sort of had the drunken dragon. But the answer really was as simple as 'You're you and I'm me.' He ended up sighing in defeat, like he did with Shigure or Ayame.

"It's not." He supposed, but this was an awkward conversation to be having with the red head. "I just think you're drunker than I am and will most likely regret this tomorrow."

"Sober as a funeral, Hatori." Kyo assured him dryly.

The doctor stared at him for long moments before speaking. "Apparently Shigure has run down my morals… Come on, before my hangover sets in and I see reason." The dragon mumbled to himself before offering out an idle hand to the cat so they could relocate somewhere else. Kyo bit back a sigh, and forced up a sincere looking smile, accepting Hatori's offered hand, and following him out of the living room.

Shigure cheered silently from outside the house and scampered around the corner to the window in Hatori's room where he got to watch the whole show.

~_*_~_*_~

When Kyo and Hatori got back to his room there was a moment of awkward pause. The feline had never been back here before and Hatori still wasn't exactly sure about all this. Yes, he was very drunk, but he wasn't sure how that led to him having sex with his younger cousin. Damn Shigure and Ayame! He should have known better than to let those two get him drunk… Kyo looked at him out of the corner of his eye. Nervously. Expectantly. The dragon's indecision flew out the window with that one innocent little look.

“You don't have to do this.” He promised one last time as he reached out one hand to cup the cat's tan cheek and turn it towards him.

“Yes, I do.” The boy replied flatly, and then stepped in closer to Hatori, looking up at him impatiently. The doctor blinked at him blankly for a moment before he shook his head and just began carefully removing the teenager's clothes. After he'd lifted off the shirt and was moving down to the pants, he chanced another look at his partner. Kyo looked decidedly un-thrilled. Hatori suddenly drew him in, close to his chest and kissed him with as much tenderness as he could currently muster. Something odd was going on, but Hatori wasn't in the proper state of mind to think about it. He did figure, though, that if Kyo `had' to do this he could at least enjoy himself. The older man gently pet the kittens back as he sucked all Kyo's breath away with the kiss. The red head whimpered gently after a few moments and was writhing slightly in his grasp. The dragon drew away at an agonizingly slow pace, just to breath moistly against the child's defenseless ear. “J-just do it?” Kyo suggested in a pleading whisper. He didn't want to do this, but he also didn't want to make this into a big drawn out production. Hatori smiled softly and complied with his request by walking the cat backwards. He'd laid out his futon with the intent of sleeping, earlier, but then Kyo had shown up. So, now he settled the red head on it.

But then suddenly he was just gone. He'd left Kyo on the futon, and set out through the dimly lit room. The feline blushed. His face was redder than Hatori, and that man had had enough booze to beat out Rudolph. He took the brief moment to look around Hatori's room, since this would probably be the only time he ever got to see it.

It was so very… Hatori. It had just what he needed in it, nothing more. It had that and a bookshelf. The feline could just barely make out the picture of Kana from here. It was sitting on top of the bookshelf. He jumped when Hatori returned and laid a cool palm on his chest.

“Sorry about that.” The dragon mumbled after having frightened the feline.

“It's. I. Oh. Fine.” Kyo spluttered. He wished Hatori would hurry the hell up with this! The dragon noted his impatience and began to kiss him again as he finally got around to removing the younger's bothersome cargo pants. They and his boxers came off easily. Hatori set them carefully to the side in a pile with his shirt, which Hatori had apparently gotten from the living room when he left before. Kyo's blush darkened at his current state of undress. It was a very odd experience, sitting completely naked on Hatori's futon while the dragon was just a few inches away completely dressed. He reached out a tentative hand to loosen the other's tie. Tori seemed to get the message, from that, about his partner's distress, and began to undo his vest, then his dress shirt. Kyo removed them and the tie. It was just a matter of the trim doctor's pants now The red head undid the belt, unable to just ignore Hatori's, or his own, for that matter, arousal.

Once the clothes had been deposited to the side of the bed in some oh-so-Hatori-like piles, they were left skin to skin. The older man hugged Kyo to him for a few short moments, reveling in the fact that someone was there with him. The cat wriggled in his grasp though, reminding him that they had other things to be doing. The doctor drew away, watching the blushing feline just long enough to make him uncomfortable and then he progressed. He groped over to the side blindly; searching for the lube he'd gotten earlier. Kyo was small in comparison to himself, height wise at least, he could imagine in other ways as well, and he hadn't wanted to injure him with this little adventure of theirs. Even in his highly inebriated state he had enough wits about him to at least use some lube. Kyo was unaccustomed to the feeling of gentle fingers sliding inside of him and stretching him. He and Kazuma really didn't have the time, or care that much to bother with all that silly stretching and lube stuff. What was a little pain!?

The cat did admit to himself, at least, that it wasn't exactly a bad sensation. Especially since Hatori was placing tender little butterfly kisses on just about every piece of skin he could reach. It was unfamiliar gentility and Kyo gasped quietly under his breath as the feelings progressed.

Now, Hatori was still drunk and all this waiting hadn't been going over all the wonderfully with him either. So, once he was satisfied that no harm would be done to his playmate he hurriedly slicked up his own penis and prepared for entry. The moist head of his cock bobbed teasingly around the cat's ass for a moment before Hatori steadied himself and actually pressed it into the soft fleshy tunnel.

Kyo groaned low in his throat as the doctor slid in.

“You alright?” The dragon wondered thickly, pressing some sharp kisses to the cat's jaw.

“P-peachy…” The red head gasped, squirming under him, begging him to, please, move.

The doctor grunted in reply to his wriggling and then pulled back quickly so he could ram his penis back into the younger's tight ass. Kyo had a bit of a maddening heat to him… Or maybe it was just the booze. Either way, he tried to be gentle, but it didn't work out so great. It was a good thing he'd stretched Kyo before hand.

Due to his undeniably fast past, Tori felt Kyo whimpered softly and tighten around him sooner than he might have had this been a slower process. Either way, the cat's feeling and sounds brushed the dragon just the right way; he soon spilled his cum into his little bedmate. His muscles quaked for a short time and then he removed himself from within his cousin, lying himself down next to the cat. He finished with the last remaining bit of his and Kyo's orgasm before rolling back up and cleaning up the stickier parts of the mess so they could sleep.

~_*_~_*_~

Well, Kyo had to admit, by the time they were done, Hatori was good. However, he still wished he'd actually WANTED to sleep with him to begin with. He also had to wonder what he did next. Did he leave? Did he stay? What?

The dragon gave him permission to stay should he choose, but there were no direct orders from Shigure as to what the feline's next step should be. Especially since after his two cousins had finished Shigure had gone off to bed himself!

So, that was exactly what Kyo did. He stayed put, right there in Hatori's bed with the dragon. He hoped Akito never found out about this, he didn't want anyone else to get in trouble, because he was too lame to admit he'd been pleasuring his master. Well, either way, he offered Hatori an odd little look, before just shrugging, and resting his head on the elder's chest. It seemed like a good thing to do. The doctor reached up a hand and pet the feline's hair gently, and like a good, gentlemanly lover, waited patiently until he was sure the younger was comfortable and asleep before relaxing and going to sleep himself. He wasn't looking forward to the hangover or obligatory regret he was going to feel later, but for now he'd admit he'd enjoyed himself.

***

Kyo woke up a little later than he usually did, but not by much. Only about half an hour, but Hatori was still already up by the time he rose. He was actually pretty impressed, as he got up with a small yawn and stretch, before going to search out his clothes. Hatori was as early a riser as he was.

Hatori was in the kitchen drinking some coffee, he was fully prepared to be a good boy and make Kyo breakfast, should he be hungry. Then they'd probably have to go out and do some various New Years activities that Akito always got everyone to do.

Kyo blinked at him, when food was offered. True, he was hungry, but;

"I... can cook..." He stated automatically, albeit slowly.

"It's the least I can do." The doctor replied dryly. Yes, the least he could do for marring Kyo's supposed 'innocence'.

"Uh... sure... then... I guess." He answered finally, plopping down into a chair by the kitchen table with another blink.

Hatori nodded before getting up, leaving his coffee at the table and setting about making his much younger bed partner breakfast. Then he would shoo the red head out of here and pretend none of it ever happened.

"Where'd you learn to cook?" Kyo wondered, digging down into the food Hatori had prepared for him.

"School, Kana, cook books." The dragon shrugged. When he was in college by himself he'd needed to learn, then after Kana left he'd just gone back to cooking for himself.

"Ah." Kyo nodded, not looking up from his plate just yet. He'd learned to avoid Kazuma giving him food poisoning, but avoiding starvation was a good reason, too. Not that it really mattered why he'd learned just as long as he had. Hatori's food was good! That made two things Hatori was secretly good at. Either way, once the feline had eaten the food, all the social requirements were filled and he was free to leave without any awkwardness.

"Uh... Hatori..." He paused, as he tugged his shoes on by the door. "I... thanks... I think." He spluttered out finally.

"Don't think anything of it, really." The dragon replied guiltily. Kyo noticed the guilty look, too, and shook his head, slightly amused.

"You don't have to be embarrassed." He promised. "I don't plan on telling anyone."

"Embarrassed isn't a good word." The older man nixed that. "It's more, I'm disappointed with myself for doing something with my 17 year old cousin." Kyo wasn't even exactly technically legal. He was at consenting age, but he was not an adult.

"I asked you." Kyo shrugged a little. "Nothing to be disappointed, or whatever, about."

Tori just shook his head, resigning himself to the fact that he was officially as bad as Shigure now.

Well, Kyo left, waving over his shoulder as he went. Maybe he could just avoid Shigure for the next three days, and avoid the rest of this blackmail thing.

***

No, no, no, no. The dog gave the cat a chance to shower, but then he appeared out of nowhere and smiled expectantly at the red head. Kyo jumped at least three feet in the air, his eyes still bulging, as he tried to catch his breath back from the scream that had torn itself from his throat at Shigure's sudden appearance.

"What the hell was that?"

"Tell me! Tell me!" The mutt pleaded innocently, ignoring the cat's first question.

"Tell you what?" He wondered, fighting the urge to hit him.

"Come on now, who's bigger? Kazuma-dono or Haa-san?" Shigure whimpered. "I don't get the privileged of sleeping with Kazuma-dono, so you're the only one who knows!"

Kyo twitched a few more times, and actually did hit him, though not as hard as he'd have liked, before hissing out ragingly,

"Shishou."

Shigure was silent temporarily as he nursed where he was hit, and got a dreamy look in his eyes. He'd seen Kazuma, but at a long-range distance! So, he hadn't been able to accurately guess.

"But in terms of better?" He wondered slyly. He was going to milk Kyo for everything he was worth.

"Depends on your definition of 'better'." Kyo muttered, feeling rather guilty now. He'd told Hatori he wouldn't say anything. "Shishou's... rougher."

Shigure was absolutely grinning ear to ear now. "Aww, and kitty likes it rough?"

"That is more information than you're getting, jackass!" Kyo informed him scowling at him indignantly. Although, he wouldn't deny that he'd enjoyed actually having lube used, instead of just a dry fuck. The dog snickered, hugging the grumpy little kitty around the neck.

"Haa-san is always such a gentleman about it. I note you're not limping about today." He commented in a lilting tone.

"That's because he actually used lube, you moron." Kyo growled in frustration, trying to shove Shigure off of him at the same time. This conversation was getting uncomfortable for him.

"How sweet. Now I can move up my schedule for you. I'll let you guess who you're playing with later tonight." The writer teased him. "But first! We have a date with Sat-chan and Hii-kun."

"Why?" Kyo almost sobbed. Kisa was so annoying--the way she always acted like he was going to bite her and, Hiro was just annoying in general.

"Cause it'll be fun Kyo-kun! Guess who gets to play hostess at Sat-chaaaaan's tea paaaaaaaaaarty?" The older sung happily.

"I. Hate. You." Kyo informed him jerkily, as the dog drug him off, to go do that.

***

"Kyo-oniichan..." The little tiger blushed profusely when he appeared. Shigure-oji-chan had said someone would be coming to play with them, but he hadn't said it would be Kyo. She had expected Rin or Yuki.

"Yes! Isn't this a lovely surprise, Sat-chan? Grumpy old Kyo-kun has decided to come and play nice, for once!" The dog crooned, petting Kyo's head, much to Hiro's amusement.

"Touch me again," Kyo glared hardly at him, growling threateningly. "And I'll be the last thing you touch with those fingers." Because, he fully intended to rip them off.

Shigure rolled his eyes before leaning a little closer and whispering to the cat. "No problems when Kazuma-dono or Haa-san touch you? Just me? Shut up and behave yourself for the children, Kyo-kun."

"I'll elbow you in the gut--or better yet, knee you in the groin--if you don't let go NOW." The cat hissed back irritably. Kisa watched this worriedly and Hiro snickered slightly.

"Go on, I think Sat-chan has a pretty little serving girl outfit for you to wear." Shigure said, not so gently urging Kyo over to her. The little girl looked up at Kyo with big, hopeful eyes. She did have something for him to wear. It wasn't a dress, just an apron and a cute little bow tie like a waiter at a cafe might have. Kyo just sighed for the girl, and rested his face in his hand. He'd kill Shigure later.

"Whatever..."

***

The outfit wasn't too bad but bowing down to Hiro and Shigure's every beck and call was something else. Plus, whenever he made an attempt at refusing, Shigure gave him a very pointed look and he'd get roped back into doing it. If it was any consolation, Kisa was very nice to him the whole time, even if she treated him with her usual fearful caution.

Well, eventually, the tea party of doom (as Kyo had dubbed it) ended, and the cat exited Kisa's house with relief. Well, that was over. Maybe Shigure would let him off the hook now?

"Wasn't that nice Kyo-kun?" The dog wondered tauntingly. "I thought it was especially sweet how Sat-chan hugged you good-bye. Isn't it nice how just that one little thing brought the two of you a little closer together?"