Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Perfect Life ❯ Perfect Life ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Fowlet.Press [est.2001]

Disclaimer:

Simetra: What? What? You think we own this? Well check out our NEW LAWYER!

Kyo: WHAT UP, FOO! DON'T MESS WITH ME CUZ I'M A BADASS!

Fowlet: -_-;;; Why did we hire him again?

Simetra: I believe your exact words were, "Wo-crap, he's sexy,"

Fowlet: Oh yes I remember now ^^ Carry on!

Kyo: Badass pride!

Perfect Life

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God, I hate you so much

I hate your pretty eyes

and your girly hair

and the way you look at me

so intimately

I hate your strength-

I should be stronger

I hate your false sweetness,

you sugar-coated bastard

I know your heart is as cold as

Ice

No matter how much you try to

hide it

I hate your little smiles

and your inferiority complex, when

it's obvious who's superior

You modest bitch, looking for

compliments

to raise your self esteem

You bitch and moan about your

Perfect Life

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Fowlet: *sighs* Yeah, that sucked

Kyo: It sho did!

Fowlet: -_-;; No badass pride right now, okay honey-dumpling?

Kyo: Whatever *practices kung-fu or karate or katas or whatever it is that Kyo practices*

Fowlet: It was totally random. I wrote it in about 30 seconds in one of my useless periods…

Simetra: It's so… wannabe angsty…

Fowlet: It's like, Kyo talking about Yuki… get it? Eheheh? ^^;;;;;;;

Simetra: *homestar voice* oh, oh, oh! That expwains evwything!

Fowlet: -__-;;; okaaayyyy… anyway, I lurve those two [Yuki and Kyo, not Homestar and Simetra] together… which is why I made a splendid c2 community! *points down*

Yuki and Kyo(u) Shonen-ai Fanfiction

Exactly what the title says. Various Yuki/Kyo stories for supporters, worshippers, followers, authors, curious, open-minded people and everyone who died a little when trying to search for Y/K and coming up with only Tohru/[insert name here]. Nothing against Tohru. ^^

What It Is:

Y/K stories. It's a place for Yuki/Kyo people to meet other y/k people and to spread the love of y/k shonen-ai/yaoi around. Anyone who supports Yuki/Kyo knows that there is a definite lack of Fandomosity for it. That made me sad. Hence, this c2 community.

What I'm Trying To Do:

Make the pairing bigger. You know, gather up a bunch of people, make a lot of fanfiction and generally spread the love around. We y/k-ers need a place to congregate.

Subscribing/Staffing

If you want to subscribe to it that would be *so* awesome! It's a growing community and I need all the help I can get, which brings me to:

Staffing- To be on the staff you have to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I do not have any requirements at all! If you:

Have written a fic about yuki and Kyo that isn't necessarily shonen-ai but shows them in a friendly/romantic manner (neither of them can be paired with anyone else though)

Have never written a fic but support the pairing

Don't want to "do anything"

It would still be much appreciated if you joined. None of the above really matters as long as you support Yuki/Kyo. You won't be asked to write fanfiction, read fanfiction, recommend fanfiction or do anything bedsides accept my nomination for staff member.

If you have any questions or want to be on the staff, please e-mail or comment this fic. Thank you!

~F*p~

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