Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Sohmas' Night Out ❯ Sohmas' Night Out ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Okay...I was seriously bored, and I wanted to have a little fun with the Sohma boys. I didn't include my favorite character, Kyo, a lot, but I did make fun of him a little at the end. I hope you enjoy this, my first complete, one-shot fanfic!

NOTE: I do NOT own the Furuba characters. I just like to goof off with them. But hey, they look like they're enjoying it in this next fanfic with Furuba Randomness!

Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.02.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 583 | Status: Completed

Yuki saw it coming. One day, Ayame was going to crack. Not get high on crack, just crack. Crack into a million pieces, though it seemed more like high on crack. Shatter to bite size pieces and say…

“I'm going on tour with the Black Eyed Peas!”

Everyone stared awkwardly at Ayame. Especially Yuki.

“I can't here you, not listening!”

Yuki didn't want to have to go on tour with him. He knew he would ask.

“Yuki, Shigure, Hatori—you are to come on tour with me! You are the three most talented people I know, and you will show it tomorrow at my first concert!”

Hatori took a sip of coffee to see if it was real. Too bad it was!

“Why would the Black Eyed Peas want to go on tour with you?”

“Oh Tori-san, don't be jealous, I said you can come too! In fact, I'll let you star in my first show with the camels and the two-hundred pounds of rainbow cotton candy!”

“…Yeah, I think I'll pass.”

BRING BRING!

Then. Ayaa's cell phone rang.

It was a text message!

sexygod@aol.com incoming text message:

Akito says:

im 2 sexi 4 my original gender

omg lyke ayame u hav 2 let me go w/ u 2 da concert!11!

Ayame says:

I AM SO AMAZING!

sure akito u can come

Akito:

What I'm Listening To - Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani

omg thnx ilu
o btw tell yuki dat ill see him in hell

(!) Akito has signed off.

Ayame closed his cell phone and resumed talking to his pals.

“Yuki, Akito says hi, and that he hopes that you will lose your virginity soon.”

“Well you can tell Akito that I hope his sex change is successful…for the second time!”

Yuki took a drink of tea.

THE NEXT DAY AT THE CONCERT…

Ayame, Shigure, Hatori, Yuki, and Akito arrived at the concert hall.

“Well, well,” Ayame said, with a sure look on his face. “I guess the Peas aren't here this evening. Oh well, the show must go on!”

Yuki got angry. “I knew it.”

“I'll take the liberty of buying you drinks. I'm close, personal friends with the waiter!”

Ayame ordered everyone beverages.

Little did Yuki know…

The host came on stage.

“Hello, guests! Today—”

Ayame runs onto the stage.

“Good evening, everyone! I'll start off my performance with a song,” Ayame pointed at Yuki, “For my dear little brother!”

Yuki was embarrassed. He had another drink. He found the drink Ayaa ordered for him had soothed his nerves. After his eighth drink, it was too late for Yuki to realize that the drink he had been consuming…was ALCOHOL!

-gasp-

Ayame was performing his first song with his back-up dancers when everyone was ready to cover their ears for Ayame's solo:

All the time I turn around

brotha's gather round

always looking at me up and down

looking at my uuhh
I just wanna say it now

I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama

I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited

and I keep on repeating

how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell,

that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she delicious…!

Yuki was sick to his stomach, probably because he was drunk. After Ayaa's first song, Yuki couldn't control his drunkenness.

He staggered up on stage. Once he reached the top, his stability miraculously returned, because he did a perfect `coffee-grinder' in the background during Ayaa's performance of `Hey Ya.'

Shigure volunteered to go up next Yuki was passed out in his chair next to Hatori and Akito, who were bored by now, and started to order alcoholic drinks themselves to pass the time.

The girls in the audience cheered for Shigure's act:

I'm in love with a stripper

She rollin', she rollin'

She climbin' that pole…

After a while, all the Sohmas at the nightclub were totally drunk, and decided to call it a night. When Shigure offered to drive them all home, Hatori had no choice but to say yes, because he was about to pass out, too.

It was a long night for the Sohma boys, and they were all tuckered out by the morning. Imagine: five of the most handsome men in Japan, hung over in a car poorly parked next to the Sohma estate. Not a pretty picture.

On the bright side, Yuki experienced what it would be like to be totally drunk in front of a bunch of people he didn't even know, Akito finally got a man/woman's night out to be `free,' and what happened with Kyo? He was probably up all night watching `If the Price is Right' and `Who wants to be the Next Pussycat Doll?' Good thing Yuki didn't care. Neither did anyone else.

And they all lived happily ever after.

THE END