Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ SugarHigh ❯ SugarHigh ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: we do not own fruits basket (or pixie sticks, or the monster mash, etc), but we really wish we did b/c Kyo is AWESOME. Penguin Sugarsnap my sister helped with this one so sorry for the extreme randomness.

So on with the show

Eeewwwwwww Penguin Sugarsnap quit picking your nose

Random facts: Penguin Sugarsnap is a snake like Ayame (1989), I, Gwenwyn, am a tiger like Kisa (1986)

Penguin Sugarsnap: (sticks tongue out) hssssss hssssssssss hsssssssssss

Gwenwyn: GRRRRRRRR

Okay now with the story

 

 

It was Halloween and Shigure bought lots of pixie sticks (because Kyo and Yuki didn't let him buy condoms to pass out like he wanted to). He bought 20 bags of 120, knowing full well that he didn't get many trick or treaters, hell he didn't get any trick or treaters. He invited Ayame over to his house to share in his wealth of pixie sticks, and for his annual Halloween party. Ayame brought with him a couple of his costumes from his shop, as well as Hatori. Ayame wore a wedding dress and brought: a maid's uniform for Shigure, a school girl outfit for Kyo, a nurse's uniform for Yuki, a doctor's uniform for Hatsaharu, and doll's dress' for Momeji and Tohru. Hatori refused to dress up, the party pooper, but he offered to be the DJ. Of course when Ayame and Hatori got to Shigure's house the teenagers weren't there yet, they were still at school.

“Wow our teacher gave us a lot of candy this year” Tohru said

“Yeah and it's mostly chocolate” Kyo groaned

“Shut up stupid cat” Yuki replied to the annoyed Kyo

“What! You want to go down right here, pretty boy?” Kyo yelled in the rat's face.

“Bring it on”

“OHHH NO NONONONO” Tohru cried as she accidentally tripped right into the feuding cousins.

POOF

“Ah man, not again” Kyo said

“I'm so so sorry, I'm so stupid”

“It's alright Miss Honda, It's not your fault, we're the ones that are cursed” Yuki said

“I'm sorry, let me get your clothes..” Tohru was cut off by their transformations.

“AHHHHHHHHHH”

“There they are, Tohru over here Tohru” a voice carried from across the street, seemingly not caring about seeing two naked teenage boys.

“Momeji. Hatsaharu.”

“Can we walk with you, we were going to Shigure's house for his Halloween party” Hatsaharu asked.

“HALLOWEEN PARTY?!” Tohru said confused.

“Oh I guess we forgot to tell you Miss Honda, Shigure always has a Halloween party with Hatori, Ayame, Momeji, Hatsaharu, Kagura, and us two.” Yuki said ending it by pointing to Kyo and himself, and adjusting his tie.

“Yeah, Ayame always brings some of his costumes too, it's really fun” Momeji said as he skipped along with the group.

“OH HELL! I forgot SHE was going to be there” Kyo freaked out.

“Don't worry Kyo, Kagura said she couldn't make it because of some exam she has to take in college” Hatsaharu said.

By now the group was at Shigure's door. When they opened the door they were greeted with the sight of Ayame in a wedding dress dancing with Shigure in his maid's uniform to the Monster Mash.

“Brother!!!!!! Soooo glllllaaaaaaadddddddd you could maaaaakkkke it” Ayame said in his airy voice as Shigure spun him in circles. Then the song stopped and so did the dancing.

“Your costumes are in your rooms, oh Haru and Momeji yours are in Yuki's room” Shigure said.

“Why my room?” Yuki asked irritated.

“Because”

With that everyone went to their rooms to get dressed.

“OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HHEEELLLLL!!!!” could be heard from Kyo's room.

“Hummmm guess that means he doesn't like his costume” Shigure said to Ayame.

“OH WOW PIXIE STICKS, I love these things” Momeji said hopping down the stairs dressed as a china doll, outfit complete with a parasol umbrella, and blonde bouffant wig. He grabbed a handful, ripped them all open at once and poured all of the wonderful pure sugar down his throat.

“YUMMY, oh Tohru you look so pretty” Momeji said seeing her walk down the stairs a light blush could be seen on her cheeks.

“WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO BRING ME A SCHOOL GIRL'S UNIFORM?!?!?!?!” Kyo said as he stormed after Tohru in his newly acquired costume.

“And why do you ALWAYS bring corresponding costumes for Haru and me?” Yuki said with his love sick cousin behind him.

“PIXIE STICKS PIXIE STICKS PIXIE STICKS PIXIE STICKS YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY” Momeji was jumping up and down very un-lady like in his dress and running around singing his made up pixie stick song.

(Momeji's song (to the tune of the song he makes up in that one episode))

Who's in Shigure's house dancing? (Whose in the forest strolling)

Eating pixie sticks? (Momeji yes its true)

Momeji is in Shigure's house dancing and eating sticks (can't seem to remember this part).

Yummy Yummy Yummy (the birds and the bees…)

“SHUT THE HELL UP DAMN IT” Kyo fumed at Momeji who happened to hop into Tohru and turn himself into a rabbit.

“Tohru Kyo's yelling at me” Momeji whined.

“Kyo eat some pixie sticks we have plenty” Shigure said dancing once again with Ayame, seemingly ignoring the anger of the cat.

“Fine, it seems to be the only thing not chocolate in this place, give me some”

“Here you go you stupid cat” Yuki said throwing seven pixie sticks one right after the other at Kyo's head hitting their mark each time—right between the eyes.

“You bastard what you do that for” Kyo said rubbing his forehead as he picked up the pixie sticks from the ground, he was so stunned he didn't catch any.

“THAT WASN'T NICE THAT WASN'T NICE THAT WASN'T NICE” Momeji sang obviously he was totally wasted on pixie sticks. An already hyper person should never be giving pure sugar to eat.

POOF Momeji changed back.

“AHHHHHHHH”

He quickly put his dress back on and started jumping around yet again.

“HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP” Kyo said seconds before Shigure “accidentally” bootie bumped him into Tohru making him transform into his cursed form of the cat.

“Can't we all just get along and dance the night away eating these wonderful pixie sticks?” Ayame said three packets of said pure sugar open and ready to be emptied into his waiting mouth.

“That would be nice” Tohru said.

“PIXIE STICKS PIXIE STICKS” Momeji could still be heard in the background.

POOF Kyo transformed back

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Tohru screamed upon seeing the naked form of Kyo.

“OH KKKKKYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO MY LOVE” came a cry of elation from a very happy Kagura as she practically glomped Kyo's leg after he put on his school girl uniform skirt.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM”

“I lied when I said she wasn't coming” Hatsaharu said quietly.

“WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD” Kyo yelled

“KYO KYO MY LOVE I'VE MISSED YOU” Kagura said still holding on to Kyo's leg.

“WHO YOU CALLIN A BASTARD?!”

“Oh no Black Haru” everyone said in unison—everyone that is except Kyo whose leg was basically being humped by Kagura, Kagura, and Haru who was getting into fight mode.

“WHY YOU LITTLE UNGRATEFUL BASTARD CAT YOUR GOING DOWN HERE NOW RIGHT NOW”

“BRING IT ON MR. MOO” Kyo said fists ready to strike.

Haru unable to stay black after being called Mr. Moo burst out laughing.

“Ma Ma Ma Mr. Moo, Ha ha ha how did you come up with that one?” Haru said unable to keep a straight face.

“DON'T LAUGH AT ME OX BRING IT ON”

“I don't want to fight now kitty cat”

“Wh What?!”

“I don't think I will ever be able to fight you again without laughing—Mr. Moo HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAH”

“That was pretty funny” Yuki said also unable to keep a straight face.

“MR. MOO MR. MOO MR. MOO” that damned Momeji is still hyper.

“KYO YOUR SOOO FUNNY” Kagura said still attached to his leg.

“DAMN IT WOMAN YOUR INSANE LET GO OF MY FREAKING LEG”

“BUT KYO I LOVE YOU”

“WELL I DON'T LOVE YOU”

“Why do you always have to be so mean to her you selfish bastard?” Yuki butted in.

“HELL SHE'S MY COUSIN I'M NOT MARRYING MY COUSIN THAT'S GROSS”

Kagura unlatched herself from Kyo's leg and sulked to the ground.

“At least he's honest Kagura” Tohru put in her two cents putting her arm around Kagura's shoulder.

“Oh hell don't cry Kagura I only mean I don't want to marry you I like you like a friend”

“Really,” Kagura said eyes sparkling, “you really like me”

“Err um Yes” Kyo said awkwardly.

“Kyo um ah will you dance with me um for ahh just for a little while?” Kagura asked.

“Hell why not”

And with that they all danced the night away. All the pixie sticks Momeji ate made him dance like the energizer bunny all night long (for some reason that just doesn't sound right), and extremely ill the next day.

 

Ta Da the end.

Wow it came out longer than expected. And Penguin Sugarsnap didn't really help but she did inspire it with the pixie sticks, she wanted something with pixie sticks.And then I really disturbed her with the condom part and she wanted nothing to do with it.

I hope you liked it and I hope it wasa good ending for my 2(3?) reviewers

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