Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ The OOC/Insanity Story ❯ Chapter 5
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By: KyouSohmafanatic 
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Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Psychological / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 856 | Visits: 231 | Status: Work In Progress
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Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Psychological / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 856 | Visits: 231 | Status: Work In Progress
The OOC/Insanity Story
KyouSohmaFanatic
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I own Lizzi and thats it.
Authoress Note: MWHAHA!! IM BACK!!! And with some new perverted Ideas!!
Shigure, Hatori, Kyou: NOOO!!!
Yuki and Akito: ^_^ Yay!
Me: Well you guys act it out, and I write it down the way I see it..
Everyone besides me: --#
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Lizzi: *with video camera* And this is where we see the cross dressing side of Shigure Sohma, notice how happy he is. And over here is the crossdressing Hatori Sohma, ignore the little comment that he just- HEY YOU CAN'T GIVE THE FINGER WHILE IM RECORDING YOU, F$@&*#^ @$$!!!....Ahem anyway, Hatori's being a jerk cuz I made him walk around town like that. Now we must see our Kyou-Kyou and Yuki. *walks around to the kitchen* See how mean and cruel Kyou Sohmas heart can be? He won't give Yuki love, *pulls away the camera and hugs Yuki* Now, we have the head of the family somewhere, lets find Akito, shall we? *about 5 minutes of wondering around* Ah, here he is the sweet nicer side of Akito. The calm caring, HEY AKITO DON'T LIGHT THAT ON FIRE!!! NOO!! DON'T!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Akito: Oh hi Lizzi!! ^-^
Lizzi: *sigh* Nevermind.
**Later on After Editing the tape**
Lizzi: *has everyone in one room* Now I did this today as ..a project. I hope you enjoy it *pops the tape in*
Lizzi: I have captured the most interesting and embrassing things, and I will happily make copies, especially for Akito when his sanity is back.
Everyone but Lizzi, Yuki, and Akito: O_O;;;
Shigure: Hari I didn't-
Hatori: -_-# Shut up.
Shigure: I didn't know you thought of me like that.
Hatori: --
Lizzi: Me either Hari...
Hatori: --''
Lizzi: Akito what DID you set on fire?
Akito: I dunno something rubbery that I found in Shigures room...(U know what I mean? If u don't...uh...do some research, think perverted thoughts)
Lizzi: O_O His innocence has been soiled. SHAME ON YOU SHIGURE!! YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP THOSE SORT OF THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN!! *hugs Akito* You poor poor child....
Yuki: *tugs at Lizzi's shirt holds one up* Lizzi? Whats this for?
Lizzi: *grabs a few tissues and grabs it from him* Something that you should only touch when you...use for safe..sex!
Yuki: Whats that?
Lizzi: -_- This kids naive...Ask Hari hes the doctor...
Yuki: Hari, whats that?
Hatori: ....Ask when your older...
Yuki: Dammit!
Lizzi: O_O He also has been soiled!! I must go reeducate them!!! *drags the boys upstairs*
Kyou: You know there in your room, watching...something...
Shigure: O_O NO! My tapes!!
Hatori and Kyou: O_O000000
*Shigure runs upstiars to find Lizzi education the boys on......*
Shigure: *jumps in front of the Tv anfd slaps all 3 of them* Yous cant watch this yet...
Lizzi: Im filing for child abuse ...teenager abuse and it was Discovery Health Channel (dont own)
Shigure: Really? Carry on then.
Lizzi: That was odd...Now one with our plan C-D-K. Cross Dress Kyou...
**24 Hours Later**
*Everyone but Lizzi Akito and Yuki are knocked out and cross dressed*
Lizzi: *grabs camera* Now a continuation of our last episode. This is what happens when 3 teens spike two grown men and another teens food and drinks. The outfits were made up by Akito Sohma, *turns camera to see Akitos face* Isn't he adorable? IF ANY OF YOU $l#!S TOUCH HIM ILL SLAUGHTER YOU INTO A BAZILLION PIECES WITH A CHAINSAW!!! Make up design was by Yuki Sohma, lover of Kyou Sohma *zooms in on Yuki then on Kyou* They make such a cute couple. Anyway, these guys are my projects. AKITO START THE MUSIC!! *Eerie wolf howls and glass breaking eeire stuff music* Shigure Sohma, is a write of ....adult novels, he enjoys toturing his editor, and looking at high school girls...*cough* perv *cough* Hatori Sohma is a doctor whose girlfriend had her memories erased because he couldn't convince that it wasnt her fault, the Akito hurt his eye, so obviously it wasn't meant to be, Kyou Sohma, is the cat of the zodiac and is possessed by a cool demon type thing and thats why hes these beady things all the time*holds up Kyous arm*
**Another 24 hours Later**
**Everyone is watching the tape**
Lizzi: I should sell this on ebay...(dont own)
Shigure and Hatori: NO YOU WON'T!!!!!
Lizzi: ._.
________________________________________________________________________ _________________
Me: YAY!!
RxR please...
AYAME? SHIGURE? HAVE YOU CLEANED UP THE KITCHEN YET?
Aya and Gure: NO!!
KyouSohmaFanatic
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I own Lizzi and thats it.
Authoress Note: MWHAHA!! IM BACK!!! And with some new perverted Ideas!!
Shigure, Hatori, Kyou: NOOO!!!
Yuki and Akito: ^_^ Yay!
Me: Well you guys act it out, and I write it down the way I see it..
Everyone besides me: --#
________________________________________________________________________ _________________
Lizzi: *with video camera* And this is where we see the cross dressing side of Shigure Sohma, notice how happy he is. And over here is the crossdressing Hatori Sohma, ignore the little comment that he just- HEY YOU CAN'T GIVE THE FINGER WHILE IM RECORDING YOU, F$@&*#^ @$$!!!....Ahem anyway, Hatori's being a jerk cuz I made him walk around town like that. Now we must see our Kyou-Kyou and Yuki. *walks around to the kitchen* See how mean and cruel Kyou Sohmas heart can be? He won't give Yuki love, *pulls away the camera and hugs Yuki* Now, we have the head of the family somewhere, lets find Akito, shall we? *about 5 minutes of wondering around* Ah, here he is the sweet nicer side of Akito. The calm caring, HEY AKITO DON'T LIGHT THAT ON FIRE!!! NOO!! DON'T!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Akito: Oh hi Lizzi!! ^-^
Lizzi: *sigh* Nevermind.
**Later on After Editing the tape**
Lizzi: *has everyone in one room* Now I did this today as ..a project. I hope you enjoy it *pops the tape in*
Lizzi: I have captured the most interesting and embrassing things, and I will happily make copies, especially for Akito when his sanity is back.
Everyone but Lizzi, Yuki, and Akito: O_O;;;
Shigure: Hari I didn't-
Hatori: -_-# Shut up.
Shigure: I didn't know you thought of me like that.
Hatori: --
Lizzi: Me either Hari...
Hatori: --''
Lizzi: Akito what DID you set on fire?
Akito: I dunno something rubbery that I found in Shigures room...(U know what I mean? If u don't...uh...do some research, think perverted thoughts)
Lizzi: O_O His innocence has been soiled. SHAME ON YOU SHIGURE!! YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP THOSE SORT OF THINGS OUT IN THE OPEN!! *hugs Akito* You poor poor child....
Yuki: *tugs at Lizzi's shirt holds one up* Lizzi? Whats this for?
Lizzi: *grabs a few tissues and grabs it from him* Something that you should only touch when you...use for safe..sex!
Yuki: Whats that?
Lizzi: -_- This kids naive...Ask Hari hes the doctor...
Yuki: Hari, whats that?
Hatori: ....Ask when your older...
Yuki: Dammit!
Lizzi: O_O He also has been soiled!! I must go reeducate them!!! *drags the boys upstairs*
Kyou: You know there in your room, watching...something...
Shigure: O_O NO! My tapes!!
Hatori and Kyou: O_O000000
*Shigure runs upstiars to find Lizzi education the boys on......*
Shigure: *jumps in front of the Tv anfd slaps all 3 of them* Yous cant watch this yet...
Lizzi: Im filing for child abuse ...teenager abuse and it was Discovery Health Channel (dont own)
Shigure: Really? Carry on then.
Lizzi: That was odd...Now one with our plan C-D-K. Cross Dress Kyou...
**24 Hours Later**
*Everyone but Lizzi Akito and Yuki are knocked out and cross dressed*
Lizzi: *grabs camera* Now a continuation of our last episode. This is what happens when 3 teens spike two grown men and another teens food and drinks. The outfits were made up by Akito Sohma, *turns camera to see Akitos face* Isn't he adorable? IF ANY OF YOU $l#!S TOUCH HIM ILL SLAUGHTER YOU INTO A BAZILLION PIECES WITH A CHAINSAW!!! Make up design was by Yuki Sohma, lover of Kyou Sohma *zooms in on Yuki then on Kyou* They make such a cute couple. Anyway, these guys are my projects. AKITO START THE MUSIC!! *Eerie wolf howls and glass breaking eeire stuff music* Shigure Sohma, is a write of ....adult novels, he enjoys toturing his editor, and looking at high school girls...*cough* perv *cough* Hatori Sohma is a doctor whose girlfriend had her memories erased because he couldn't convince that it wasnt her fault, the Akito hurt his eye, so obviously it wasn't meant to be, Kyou Sohma, is the cat of the zodiac and is possessed by a cool demon type thing and thats why hes these beady things all the time*holds up Kyous arm*
**Another 24 hours Later**
**Everyone is watching the tape**
Lizzi: I should sell this on ebay...(dont own)
Shigure and Hatori: NO YOU WON'T!!!!!
Lizzi: ._.
________________________________________________________________________ _________________
Me: YAY!!
RxR please...
AYAME? SHIGURE? HAVE YOU CLEANED UP THE KITCHEN YET?
Aya and Gure: NO!!