Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ The Twelve Days of Fruits Basket ❯ The twelve days of fruits basket ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Lily_the_Sugar_Goddess 
Just a little something I put together for the holidays. To the tune of the twelve day of christmas. A little screwed up but hey, I was bored.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.22.2004 | Updated On: 12.22.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Just a little something I put together for the holidays. To the tune of the twelve day of christmas. A little screwed up but hey, I was bored.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.22.2004 | Updated On: 12.22.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
The Twelve Days of Fruits Basket!
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket. Fear me...the non-owner of Fruits Basket...Mwahahahahaha.
Kyo: ...What are we doing here?
Torhu: ^^ We're going to sing a christmas song Kyo-kun!
Kyo: WHY!
Torhu: Because it will be fun^^
*Music starts*
Kyo: I still don't see why we have to be here.
Shigure: Oh be quiet! It's starting!
Kyo: *Grumble*
*Torhu walks on stage*
~On the first day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Torhu: ^^ A meal to cook on a friday!
Hiro: A meal to cook on a friday? You really are an idiot.
Shigure: *Pushes Kyo onto stage* It's your turn Kyo-kun!
Kyo: What! I don't want-
Shigure: Don't make me call Kagura-chan.
~On the second day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kyo: 00' Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: ^^ And a meal to cook on a friday!
Hiro: Can't you come up with anything else?
Torhu: I'm sorry! It's the first thing I could think of!
~On the third day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Yuki: *Hoping to make Torhu feel better* Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: -_-' Two fuzzy cat ears.
TOrhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Kisa: Hiro-chan? Are you being nice to Nee-chan?
Hiro: Of course! Nothing wrong here, don't worry!
*Spotlight appears on stage*
Ayame: ^_______^ *walks onto stage*
Yuki: 00 What is he doing here?!
Shigure: Come now Yuki-kun, you know it's not a party unless Aya is there!
Yuki: B-but this isn't a party!
Ayame: Fear not Yuki-kun! For I am here to lend my amazing talent to others! ^____^
~On the fourth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: *Looking slightly disturbed* Three annoying fangirls
Kyo: Two fuzzy- Can I go home now?
Shigure: NO!
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Shigure: Yay! It's my turn!
~On the fifth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: ^^ Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: -_-' Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Kyo: Shigure you pervert!
Kagura: KYO-KUN!!!
Kyo: 00' AH! *runs away*
Kagura: Kyo-kun! Come back!
Shigure: It's your turn to sing Kagura-chan.
~On the sixth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kagura: Oh! six hugs for Kyo!
Kyo: 00 WHAT!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the seventh day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Haru: ...
*Music stops*
Yuki: -_-' Haru you're supposed to sing.
Haru: How did I get here? Did I take a wrong turn? *Ponders*
Yuki: HARU!
Haru: Oh...
*Music starts again*
Haru: Seven tacky necklaces...they're not tacky. Who wrote this?
Kagura: Six hugs for Kyo!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses.
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the eighth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints! *Goes to hug Torhu*
Kyo: *Hits him*
Momiji: WAAH! KYO HIT ME! *sniffle*
Haru: Seven tacky necklaces.
Kagura: Six- GET BACK HERE KYO-KUN!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses (For men)
Yuki: *Disturbed look* Three annoying fangirls
Kyo: ...
*Music stops* Where's Kyo?
*Camera zooms over to Kagura*
Kagura: KYO-KUN! *Hits him* You *Hit* Have been *Hit* A very *Hit* BAD KITTY! *Stops* *Blink blink* *Gasp* Kyo-kun! What happened?!
Torhu: Um...and a meal to cook on a friday?
~On the ninth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: Seven AWESOME necklaces
Kyo: Your necklaces suck.
Haru: Shut up! *Hits* You are interupting the song! Baka neko.
Kyo: So are you!
Kagura: Six hugs for Kyo! *Hugs*
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: -_-' Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Haru: *Kills CD player*
Everyone: *Gasp*
Haru: BAKA NEKO! You owe me a fight! U_U
Yuki: -_-' Great...Kyo brought out black Haru...AGAIN!
Kyo: HEY! Who said it was my fault?!
Everyone: -_-'
Kyo: ...Fine.
Shigure: *Sighs* Might as well get on with the song...
Ayame: But Gure-san. He broke the CD player!
Shigure: *Points at CD player*
CD player: *Is un-broken*
Everyone: o_0
Shigure: *Shrug* *Pushes Hatori onto stage* IT's your turn Ha-san!
Hatori: -_-' The next time you're sick I'm letting you die.
Shigure: Just sing!
~On the Tenth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Hatori: *Not looking to impressed* -_-' Ten weekly checkups.
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Beating up Kyo*
Kagura: KYO-KUN!
Shigure: Uh...Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: *Being beaten up by Haru* ....THAT'S IT! *Attacks*
Torhu: 00' Please don't fight!
Shigure: ...I think we killed the song...
Momiji: But we still have two verses left!
~On the eleventh day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kisa: Eleven tiger stipes.
Hiro: I love it! It's so cute!
Kisa: ^_^
Hatori: -_-' Ten weekly checkups.
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Trying to beat Kyo*
Kagura: COME ON KYO-KUN! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: *Thwacks Haru over the head* HA!
Haru: @_@
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the twelve day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Ritsu: Twelve Juuinishi.
Kisa: Eleven tiger stipes.
Hatori: Ten- I'm going home. *Walks off*
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Sulking in corner because Kyo beat him*
Kagura: OH KYO-KUN! I knew you could do it!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I won ^_^
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Ritsu: ...
Everyone: o_0
Ritsu: I'M SO SORRY! I RUINED THE SONG DIDN'T I?! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I PROMISE! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *Cries*
Everyone: -_-'
~~~~~~~~~
Lily: ^_^ There! Just a little something I did when I was bored. I got the idea from Lor, who made a Yu Yu Hakusho one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket. Fear me...the non-owner of Fruits Basket...Mwahahahahaha.
Kyo: ...What are we doing here?
Torhu: ^^ We're going to sing a christmas song Kyo-kun!
Kyo: WHY!
Torhu: Because it will be fun^^
*Music starts*
Kyo: I still don't see why we have to be here.
Shigure: Oh be quiet! It's starting!
Kyo: *Grumble*
*Torhu walks on stage*
~On the first day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Torhu: ^^ A meal to cook on a friday!
Hiro: A meal to cook on a friday? You really are an idiot.
Shigure: *Pushes Kyo onto stage* It's your turn Kyo-kun!
Kyo: What! I don't want-
Shigure: Don't make me call Kagura-chan.
~On the second day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kyo: 00' Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: ^^ And a meal to cook on a friday!
Hiro: Can't you come up with anything else?
Torhu: I'm sorry! It's the first thing I could think of!
~On the third day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Yuki: *Hoping to make Torhu feel better* Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: -_-' Two fuzzy cat ears.
TOrhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Kisa: Hiro-chan? Are you being nice to Nee-chan?
Hiro: Of course! Nothing wrong here, don't worry!
*Spotlight appears on stage*
Ayame: ^_______^ *walks onto stage*
Yuki: 00 What is he doing here?!
Shigure: Come now Yuki-kun, you know it's not a party unless Aya is there!
Yuki: B-but this isn't a party!
Ayame: Fear not Yuki-kun! For I am here to lend my amazing talent to others! ^____^
~On the fourth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: *Looking slightly disturbed* Three annoying fangirls
Kyo: Two fuzzy- Can I go home now?
Shigure: NO!
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Shigure: Yay! It's my turn!
~On the fifth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: ^^ Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: -_-' Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Kyo: Shigure you pervert!
Kagura: KYO-KUN!!!
Kyo: 00' AH! *runs away*
Kagura: Kyo-kun! Come back!
Shigure: It's your turn to sing Kagura-chan.
~On the sixth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kagura: Oh! six hugs for Kyo!
Kyo: 00 WHAT!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the seventh day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Haru: ...
*Music stops*
Yuki: -_-' Haru you're supposed to sing.
Haru: How did I get here? Did I take a wrong turn? *Ponders*
Yuki: HARU!
Haru: Oh...
*Music starts again*
Haru: Seven tacky necklaces...they're not tacky. Who wrote this?
Kagura: Six hugs for Kyo!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses.
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the eighth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints! *Goes to hug Torhu*
Kyo: *Hits him*
Momiji: WAAH! KYO HIT ME! *sniffle*
Haru: Seven tacky necklaces.
Kagura: Six- GET BACK HERE KYO-KUN!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses (For men)
Yuki: *Disturbed look* Three annoying fangirls
Kyo: ...
*Music stops* Where's Kyo?
*Camera zooms over to Kagura*
Kagura: KYO-KUN! *Hits him* You *Hit* Have been *Hit* A very *Hit* BAD KITTY! *Stops* *Blink blink* *Gasp* Kyo-kun! What happened?!
Torhu: Um...and a meal to cook on a friday?
~On the ninth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: Seven AWESOME necklaces
Kyo: Your necklaces suck.
Haru: Shut up! *Hits* You are interupting the song! Baka neko.
Kyo: So are you!
Kagura: Six hugs for Kyo! *Hugs*
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: -_-' Two fuzzy cat ears.
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Haru: *Kills CD player*
Everyone: *Gasp*
Haru: BAKA NEKO! You owe me a fight! U_U
Yuki: -_-' Great...Kyo brought out black Haru...AGAIN!
Kyo: HEY! Who said it was my fault?!
Everyone: -_-'
Kyo: ...Fine.
Shigure: *Sighs* Might as well get on with the song...
Ayame: But Gure-san. He broke the CD player!
Shigure: *Points at CD player*
CD player: *Is un-broken*
Everyone: o_0
Shigure: *Shrug* *Pushes Hatori onto stage* IT's your turn Ha-san!
Hatori: -_-' The next time you're sick I'm letting you die.
Shigure: Just sing!
~On the Tenth day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Hatori: *Not looking to impressed* -_-' Ten weekly checkups.
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Beating up Kyo*
Kagura: KYO-KUN!
Shigure: Uh...Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: *Being beaten up by Haru* ....THAT'S IT! *Attacks*
Torhu: 00' Please don't fight!
Shigure: ...I think we killed the song...
Momiji: But we still have two verses left!
~On the eleventh day of christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Kisa: Eleven tiger stipes.
Hiro: I love it! It's so cute!
Kisa: ^_^
Hatori: -_-' Ten weekly checkups.
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Trying to beat Kyo*
Kagura: COME ON KYO-KUN! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: *Thwacks Haru over the head* HA!
Haru: @_@
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
~On the twelve day of Christmas the Sohma's gave to me~
Ritsu: Twelve Juuinishi.
Kisa: Eleven tiger stipes.
Hatori: Ten- I'm going home. *Walks off*
Hanajima: Nine physcic waves.
Momiji: Eight rabbit footprints!
Haru: *Sulking in corner because Kyo beat him*
Kagura: OH KYO-KUN! I knew you could do it!
Shigure: Five highschool girls!
Ayame: Four wedding dresses!
Yuki: Three annoying fangirls.
Kyo: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I won ^_^
Torhu: And a meal to cook on a friday!
Ritsu: ...
Everyone: o_0
Ritsu: I'M SO SORRY! I RUINED THE SONG DIDN'T I?! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I PROMISE! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *Cries*
Everyone: -_-'
~~~~~~~~~
Lily: ^_^ There! Just a little something I did when I was bored. I got the idea from Lor, who made a Yu Yu Hakusho one.