Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Tiny Tales of Terror I ❯ 'Twas The Night of Tohru's Murder ( Chapter 3 )

"Okay, Nikki, you got one?" Jasmine asked, poking at the dust on the PS2.

"Okay... it's a parody to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'."
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my flat
Not a creature was stirring, not even Yuki, the rat;
The stockings were hung in the hallway with care,
Since Tohru so hoped Santa Claus would be there;

Yuki and Kyo were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of innocent Tohru danced in my head;
And Tohru in her 'nightgown, my, I deserve a slap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When down the hallway there arose such a clatter,
she sprang from her bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the den I flew like a flash,
Pulled closed the shutters and ripped out the sash.

The heave of her breast of young Tohru I know
Drove the lust of my mind to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a slip of her sleeve, made her bare flesh so clear,

With a little more than a flick, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment she had to take my .... (Everyone laughs as she can't finish the rhyme)
More rapid than eagles my body came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called out my name;

"Now, Shigure! Behave yourself! Let go of me and listen!
It's Christmas Eve! Don't touch me! If you do this think of the presents you'll be missin'!
Now go back to bed! Don't think about breaking my wall!
Lose yourself in slumber! Fall fast asleep! I'm not afraid cuz you're tall!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When I meet with an obstacle, mount to her thigh,
So onto the couch-top went she and to the floor her clothes flew,
My mind was racing, 'I have to have you'.

And then, in a mumbling, I heard from upstairs
Young Kyo had awoken, but too asleep to show his cares.
As I drew in my hand down her vulnerable body,
Down between her legs, she was already hot-ty. ("haha.")

Before I knew was dressed all in fur, from my head to my tool,
So her body was tarnished with gashes and drool;
My bundle of joy also know as my sack, (Everyone laughs and Nikki shrugs)
Was all that could be seen as I thrusted forward and back.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! She was quite numb!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a tiny plum!
Her sweet little mouth was drawn open with pants,
("Something something something... rhymes with 'pants');

I held her neck with my long canine teeth
I kept myself deep within her sheath;
I pawed at her face and at her belly,
She was coming close to her peak, she was trembling like jelly.

She murmured and cried, reaching for a shelf,
If she grabbed it, it would fall and that would be the end of myself;
A wink of my eye and a twist of my head,
Her neck gave a crack and soon she was dead;

I spoke not a word, but finished my work,
And filled her to the brim; soon I was a normal human jerk,
And laying one finger aside of her neck,
I knew she was a memory, in my mind, just a speck;

I sprang to my feet, to my cousins gave a whistle,
And down they all flew like a military missile.
I cried at her body, acting full of fright, ("You know, acting like he had just got there.")
"SHE JUST WANTED A NICE CHRISTMAS AND GOT SCREWED IN THE NIGHT!!!"

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"Oooh, that was good." Trio nodded, the others uncertain if she was being kind or sarcastic, "Did ya'll think it topped mine?"

"Yes." the audience said in unison.

"Alright-y." Louisa popped her fingers and neck, "My turn... but I'm going to get away from all this sex... it's scaring me."

"M'kay."