Full Metal Panic Fan Fiction ❯ The Education of Sgt. Sousuke Sagara ❯ What's it for? ( Chapter 1 )

The Education of Sgt. Sosuke Sagara: What's it for?
By
trivitrap1982

I do not own Full Metal Panic.  It is owned by Shouji Gatou.

WARNING:  This story contains scenes, and frank discussion, and description of sex, sex acts, and general awkwardness (that makes for great comedy)  If you are under aged, or easily offended, hit the back button now. 

NOTES: This story is instigated in a few places in the Full Metal Panic Manga and anime.

Sosuke was in his apartment, and he was sitting in relative quiet.  He didn't have much to do...after he was forced to clean it up from top to bottom.  He was quite tired, but he rested.  His immediate commander had instilled the fear of God in him to keep his house clean.  It also didn't help that he had to back off of Kaname Chidori.  She was in a rather bad mood, and he chose not to make her angry.  He did give her the greetings of the day, but that was it.  He got a call on his cell phone, and it was actually from Melissa Mao.  The Sergeant Major was in town to check up on Sagara, and to get progress on the mission, to protect Kaname at all costs.  Well, once he gave the update on how cranky Chidori was...

"Well now...I think she's on her time of month," Mao said with a grin. 

"Okay, I don't know exactly how to deal with that outside of giving the greeting of the day," Sagara admitted.

"I'll be right there...I want you to get better advice from a girl," Mao said speaking up.

"Are you in town?" Sagara asked.

"Oh yeah," She said, "I'm just a few minutes away."

"Where's Weber?" Sagara asked.

"Oh...he 'volunteered' to go on a mission with Tessa," she said

"Understood, I'll see you when you get here," he answered.

"Okay I'll see you there!" Mao said happily.

The call was ended.  He waited up for her.  He also groaned.  He wasn't able to get beer at all.  Even if he was a MITHRIL soldier...they still will not allow him to buy beer.  He went to his refrigerator and he frowned.  He saw that he had no food.  He forgot to go grocery shopping.  Mao came in just in time, and she snuck behind him.  He knew her voice, and knew not to attack.  The woman could make even hardest man cry to his mommy if she was upset, or insulted.  She came in and she went to the market on her way.  She knew Sagara would forget to get groceries, and well...it wouldn't have worked out with his physical health if he rushed.  He opened the door, and let her in.  She was smiling.  One she put the food away she spoke up.

"Still living in a Spartan apartment?" she teased. 

"Yes, though it's bad I haven't properly entertained anybody yet," Sagara returned.

"Ohh, so Sosuke Sagara is growing up," Mao said with her signature smirk. 

"You're planning something aren't you?" Sagara asked.

"Well...maybe," she smirked, "you're just an innocent virgin who has less experience than even Kurz."

"Wait a second...you're asking me to actually have sex...?" Sagara asked realizing where this was going.

"I love you, but not that much," Mao said seriously.  "Besides, I'd get in shit if I slept with you."

"Then again, Kurz would die if he had those dreams," Sagara said

"So true," Mao said, "however, we're on your problem."

"You want me to find a girl to have sex with?" Sagara asked.

"That's the entire truth of it," Mao smiled.

"That is a problem...I really don't know what to do," Sagara admitted.

Mao knew that Sagara was a bit of an innocent kid when it came to matters like this.  However, she knew that she didn't want to steer him in the wrong direction.  Mao knew she'd need Kurtz's Help. She sat at the radio console and she sat and thought about how things were going.  She had an idea.  Summer break was coming up, and if nothing came up, Sagara can date around.  In fact, she was certain she could get him to go along with it.  She had the unenviable task of trying to sell it to him.  However, Mao's dumb luck happened to kick in when Kurz came in.  Weber wasn't exactly in a flirtatious, or a womanizing mood.  In fact, he was hyper serious.  Mao knew something was wrong.

"Kurz, you're not here trying to kill my good time are you?" Mao asked.  Her tone promised death.

"Nah, I just was thinking I need to settle down," Kurtz returned.

"Kurz...I know you...you got rejected did you?" Mao asked.

"Yup...it just was bad," Kurz admitted.

"Then you're gonna have to buck up," Mao ordered.  "We're gonna get Sgt. Sosuke Sagara laid!"

"Mao, I hope you're not going to be the one offering...because..." Kurz started.

"Do you want to be in the bottom of Tokyo Bay in a leaky arm slave?" Mao asked ominously.

"A simple no would have been enough," Kurz shot back.  "Besides...this is your plan, and you will be the one he's going to hate if it goes to shit."

"I think I know that, Einstein!" Mao hissed.

"Guys, are you done?" Sagara asked.

"Sorry about that," Kurz said.  "Neither of us wants to see you in a bad situation." 

"He's right, this is all for your benefit to grow hair on your chest," Mao teased.

"Mao, don't forget he's not a half-assed civilian in the Marine Corps," Kurz reminded.

Mao had to admit that he was right.  She still had to form a plan, any plan, to get Sagara the basics.  She doubted he had "the talk" and decided to start from there.  With her experiences, it was going to be quite detailed.  Weber kept quiet.  He knew full well not to interrupt Mao, unless she talked to him.  Kurz knew that it would end badly if Mao gave him the X-rated version of events.  He decided to do a more scientific approach.  That is...he took Mao aside and he said the words that sent a tingle up her spine.  Even when she went to Drill Instructor's school, she never got used to hearing this from another human being. 

"It's time we had a period of instruction," Kurz said.

"Damn...you go for the kill don't you?" Mao asked.

"Of course," Kurz said, "after all, you're going to get blame, or credit."

"Right...but remember this...if this goes wrong...I'm taking you with me," she warned.

"That will be soon if you keep interrupting me," Kurz hissed.

"Fine, but do we have the materials?" Mao asked.

"Way ahead of you...I got videos and books," Kurz answered.

He did have girlie magazines, but he also had he scientific stuff as well.  Once Mao closed the blinds, the Period of instruction began.  Once the Kurz started, he knew that Sagara would be uncomfortable.  He kept him calm, so he could concentrate.  After the scientific talk.  Kurz showed him the girlie magazines.  Sagara was aware they existed.  These were American magazines that were uncensored, and Samara's face went red.  Mao was about to take one and smack Kurtz but he had actually a purpose for this.  To make sure that Sagara didn't go off of looks.  He knew his personality well...and he also knew that he needed to know what was airbrushed, and what wasn't.

"You blush now, but you'll thank me later," Kurz said. 

"Wait, is this airbrushed?" Mao asked.

"I get what he's trying to do," Sagara said.  "I think the girls in my class are a bit more..."

"Exactly," Kurz said, "every girl has her own beauty...and also every girl demands emotional and mental stimulation as well."

"Kurz...how exactly do you know this?" Mao asked.

"You're taking to a guy who's been around the block quite a few times," Kurz admitted.

"So I should probably not approach this in a military manner," Sagara asked.

"Actually, you should plan it out for when it gets to that point," Kurz said.  "Mao, do you happen to have a Banana on you?"

"I just put one on top of the fridge..." Mao said groaning.

"We'll toss it when we're done," Kurz said, as he had a box of fresh condoms out already.

"is this what you were looking for?" Sagara asked.

"That is exactly what I was looking for," he said.  "I remember your...innocence when you first saw this..."

Kurz opened the box of condoms and Sagara blushed.  Kurz was going to end the period.  He was going to wait for Mao to take a seat so he could explain how to use a condom and how to buy a box.  Once Mao took her seat, Kurz got to work.  He first decided to make sure that nobody was coming.  he had the doors locked, and the blinds closed on the windows.  When he was confident now in he could speak freely.  He then took one out of the box, and he opened it.  He then got to the point. 

"You need to keep it wrapped," Kurz said.  "Here, when you're half-hard...you do this."

He demonstrated exactly how to put on a condom quite slowly, over the banana. 

"Oh...so that's why you and Mao were so successful, you made sure your partner used protection," Sagara said figuring things out.

"That's exactly right," Mao said. 

"Now then...you got to rest...you got to hang out with your friends tomorrow," Kurz warned.

"Yes," Sagara said, as Mao threw the condom and the banana away, "first we eat dinner."

"That's a good idea," Kurz said.

"Hey I can cook; I brought food from the market!" Mao said. 

"Hey that's funny I was going to suggest we order in," Kurz suggested.

"Yeah, let me actually make something to eat," Mao said.  "I didn't buy this food to be wasted."

She went on to cook dinner, as Sagara got a call from Chidori.  He knew she wanted to spend time with him over the summer.  He actually wanted to make a plan to spend time with her and her friends.  That seemed odd, to Chidori, however...that actually would help him out.  Kaname did decide to tell him to do his homework, and to eat healthy.  Sagara decided he was going to do something out of character.  Of course he would be doing his homework, and he made this overture to Kaname.

"We should study together over break," Sagara suggested.

"That's actually a great idea," Kaname said.  "We can not get bored and keep things going."

"We do have to do a little at a time," Sagara said, "I have completed today's assignments."

"Well, come on over to my place tomorrow, and we'll get started!" Chidori suggested.

He hung up the phone.  Kurz was just had an idea.  He was going to tell Mao when Sagara was dead asleep....and on the balcony.   He also knew that he was going to be in deep trouble if he got caught.  He wanted to listen in and see exactly what was going on between Sagara and Kaname.  Mao gave him the look of backing off.  He backed off, as Mao went to make everybody dinner.  Kurz decided he was going to do it in secret.  After all he didn't get the order from Mao, so she can't say anything...so went his logic.  He had a feeling in the pit of his stomach when he heard Mao call from the kitchen "reminding" him of what he's not supposed to do.  He gave up for now and waited up for dinner.  After dinner, it was decided they were going to get some sleep.  Samara's summer was going to get a lot more interesting starting tomorrow.