Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Anyone know what time it is ITS RANDOM TIME! ❯ To old man Jinkin's house we go!!! ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Today we join Ed and Al as they search for the magical poptart of jjjmecfaboberrrrrr …….YAY!

-Ed and Al get ready to go jjjmecfaboberrrrrr-
Ed: lets see -looks in his bag- toaster, milk, pineapple, -looks behind him- lucky underwear?-pulls pants out sees pink sparkly underwear ed written all over them- CHECK!- pulls pants back - alrighty we’re ready to go!
Al: ummm brother??
Ed: Yeah Al?
Al: You forgot your waffle
Ed:-le gasp- NOT MY WAFFLE!WHERE DID I LEAVE IT!
Al: Old man Jinkins house
Ed: O_O You mean…..
Al: Yeah the old guy that gave you toothpaste for Halloween and gave me poisoned candy -__- I was sick for 3 weeks!
Ed: -le gasp!!! Again- COME ON AL TO OLD MAN JINKINS HOUSE!!!!!!!
Al: Ed your forgetting we’ll have to take it from him by force
Ed: Oh yeahhh -takes out a bat- NOW WE CAN GET THE OLD FART!!!!!!!
Al : OH YEAH!!!!- grabs a shiny metal bat-
Ed: ooo nice shiny bat! …..HEY! Why don’t I get a nice shiny bat ;_;
Al: The authoress likes me better!
Ed: >_< HEY I WANT A SHINY BAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:-___- you don’t get one till chapter three
Ed: But this IS chapter THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Learn to count it’s charter two
Ed: OH SUGER CUBE!!!!!!!! >_<
****************Many hours later after a long counting lesson and a nice plate of cupcakes!^_^***********
- Both of them at a front door -
Al: less do this!
Ed: ooh yeahs!
-both for them kick the door down to Roy taking a bubble bath with his rubber ducky named Pedro-
Roy:-screeches like a girl- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: MY EYESSSSSSS THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!! HOMG THERE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
Al: FLEE WRONG HOUSE!!!!!!!!
-Both of them run away on the skittles rainbow-
Roy: O_O …O_o ….O_O ….That was odd….-shrugs- come on Pedro lets play sailor -starts singing … badly- OOOOOOOO A SALIORERS LIFE IS OF ME OOOO YOOO HOOO A SAILORS LIFE FOR ME!!-WOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO ARE HEROS!!!!!!!-
Ed: This one is his house for sure!
Al: Ok on the count of three … one
Ed: bob…..
Al: soup can…….
Both: APPLE CIDER!!!!!!!!!!! -kick door down and there’s an old guy putting on blue lipstick on-
Al: Ed this isn’t Old Man Jinkin’s house is it?
Ed: -shakes head- No..
Old guy: HOMG IT’S THE NANIZ!!!!!!!
Al: O_O THIS ISPAPA NICKELS HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Ed: -le gasp!!!!!!!!- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Papa Nickels: -screams like a little 5 year old girl and throws shoes at them- OUT YA NANIZ OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-throws more shoes-
Ed: RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: - in a British accent- RIGHT O OLD CHAP!!!!
Ed: HEY!!!!!!……….I’m not old!!!!! ;_; T_T ooooooooo LOOKIE! A slug! I shall name you fluffy!!!!
Al: ……..O_O

Me: Will they ever get to old man Jinkin’s house and get Ed’s waffle back? What’s with the slug? Why am I asking you this? O_O Read next chapter to find out!
R&R!!!