Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Anyone know what time it is ITS RANDOM TIME! ❯ Stealing roy's Unicorn w00t! ( Chapter 4 )

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Ed: *puts a sparkly yellow helmet on top of his head and wraps himself in bubble wrap*HEY! I just remember YOU never gave me my shiny metal bat last chapter!
Me: ^^;; uhh… opps *runs off*
Al: O_O
Ed: -___ - damn it
Al: can we go now?
Ed: what? Oh yeah! ^^;
Al: *eating a random thing of pudding*
Ed: O_o where did that?
Al: *shrugs*
Ed: *sees the label on the pudding and it says rat shit* Al……
Al : what?
Ed: that’s rat shit … not pudding………
Al: O_O * runs to the lake and splashes the water in his mouth* nasty, nasty! eeeeww *splashes it in his mouth more*
Ed: *stares* O_O;
***************** 2 hours later and many bottles of mouth wash********
Al: *brushing his teeth like crazy*
Ed: *has a new pet snail* I shall name you squishy and you shall be my squishy!
Al: are we at mustang’s yet?
Ed: nope
Al: now?
Ed: nope
Al: now?
Ed: nope
Al: now?
Ed: nope
Al: now?
Ed: nope
The guy from the cell phone commercial: Can you hear me now? Good
Ed: O-O
Al: O_o
Al: *throws the rat shit pudding at the guy*
Ed: *grabs random apples and throws them at the guy*
The guy from the cell phone commercial: *falls down a hill*
Ed& Al: WE DID IT!
Dora & Boots: Yeah we did it we team up and we did it!
Ed& Al: *glares at them throws random fruits at them making them fall down the hill*
Ed: ok now to get mustang’s unicorn!
*envy randomly appears*
Envy: *wearing a pink mini skirt and a wirny like tube top that’s also pink* *perky*
HIYA ED HIYA AL! ^___^
Ed:*twitching*
Al:o_O
Envy: like what you doing huh??Ed: …we’re on a quest
Envy: oooooooohs for like what?
Al: a unicorn
Envy: that’s so like awesome!
Ed:……….
Al:…………& #8230;…
Envy: heheheheeheheheheeheheheh *squeals* OMG IT”S LIKE A LIGHTBULB! *huggles light bulb*
Ed: O_O
Al: …let’s sneak off without him knowing….
Ed: good plan……….*runs off with al*
Envy: like where are they? ?_?
*************hours later after hiding in Mexico from envy they finally come to Roy’s house****
Al; yay we’re here brother!
Ed; YAY!
* both them sneak into Roy’s little barn and see a unicorn with long flowing mane that ‘s cotton candy pink , a tail that rainbow colored , gold hooves , ruby filled teeth, has lots of colorful ribbons all over it and has a cloud on it’s ass*
Al:*wipes a tear* beautiful
Ed:*blows nose* yes it is time to steal it!
Al:*nods* *putting a collar on the unicorn * is this legal?
Ed: what’s legal?
Al: uh.. never mind let’s leave quickly
Ed: rights! *they run out and jump on the unicorn*
Al: why did we have to wear all black ?
Ed: cause it’s fun!
Al: I know!
*unicorn flies off into the sky*
Roy: *le gasp* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries like a baby * WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU PAY FOR THIS!
Ed: *laughing evilly*
Al: *flicks him off*
Roy: T_T wahhhhhhhhh!ooooooooooooooooh a toga! *puts toga on* TOGA ! TOGA! *sees a envy wearing skirt* Hey nice man skirt!
Envy: like nice toga!
Ed: hehhheeheheh suckers
Al;:^^

Next time go ward to old man jinkin’s house!