Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ AU - Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher ❯ Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Rain-san 
First day of Class.
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.24.2005 | Updated On: 08.24.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 4.1K | Status: Completed
First day of Class.
Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.24.2005 | Updated On: 08.24.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 4.1K | Status: Completed
Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher
Humming happily, Roy Mustang walked into his quaint little cubicle in his satisfying workplace. Quickly gathering his materials for the day, he glanced up at the pictures donning the inside walls. Almost every single girl he'd ever dated had their own place there, and even a couple of the guys. Smiling, Roy grabbed his papers and headed off to the place where magical things would happen. His mission for the day: teach the little kids all the things they never knew about sex. And oh, what an amusing mission for Roy it would be.
"Welcome, children!" Roy's cheerful voice towered across the chitchat of the freshman scholars. 19 pairs of eyes turned and stared.
"We're not children," a small voiced piped up. Roy turned to the owner of the voice and blinked a couple times.
"You are. But you won't be after you finish my class. Oh no. Your eyes will be opened wide to the wonders of the adult world," he replied happily. Leaving the secure abode of the space behind the teacher's desk, Roy confidentaly stepped out in front of the puberty-stricken teens.
"Throughout this class you will learn how to carefully lure members of the opposite, or same for that matter, gender to you, take care of them properly, and how to either keep or send them away without a second thought or regretful feelings. Welcome to Sex ED!" The teacher enthusiastically stated as the door swung open and one lone boy walked in.
"Sorry I'm late," the boy said yawning as he lazily searched for an empty seat, not even bothering to look at the man standing at the front of the classroom, "I slept in."
A small twitch crept to Roy's eye. He watched as the newly acquired student gave up and slouched down into the second row seat, two rows from the right side of the classroom.
Then he once again saw 19 pairs of eyes turn and stare at him.
"Right! So to start off this wonderful first day together, I suggest we get to know a little bit about each other." Walking over to his desk, the teacher grabbed a stack of notecards, then proceeded to pass them out to each student. Returning to the desk, he grabbed a piece of chalk and started to scribble furiously on the green board at the front of the room.
"I would like you to write down your name, and then the answer to all of these questions in the same order shown here," he said professionally as he wrote. Finishing, he turned to the class and named off the questions as he observed them starting to write.
"Age, sexual preference, height..." Roy eyed the boy who had arrived late. At the mention of this word, an outburst of noise erupted from the corner he was seated.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES HEIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?!" The golden-haired teen shouted as he stood up angerly. Roy stared blankly at the fuming boy, and 19 pairs of eyes joined him.
"...your favourite thing to do at night, and your favourite porn film title," he finished with an unchanged voice.
A timid hand rose to the air. Roy's eyebrow went up as he examined the body it was attached to. ---Cute face, cute body...eh, not my type.---
"Yes, what is it?"
"Pardon my saying, but I don't believe any of us are old enough to watch...porn," the high-pitched girl's voice said. At this, Roy slowly brought his hand to his chin and pondered.
"I suppose you're right," he finally answered. "If you haven't seen a porn film, you may put "NA" in that spot on the card."
"Hey Teach!" Roy turned to the voice that had so rudely called out, interrupted from collecting his students' info cards.
"What?"
"Are we actually gonna do anythin' interestin' in here?" a young man asked, leaning back casually in his seat.
"Of course," Roy replied calmly. "In fact, we'll start today." He strutted back to his desk and set down the cards in a neat pile.
"Today I will demonstrate how a male properly takes another male." Searching the room, Roy's eyes fell upon the blonde-haired boy on the right side of the room. Walking over to him, Roy held out his hand.
"First, you ask if they would like to accompany you to an evening of fun-filled activities." The teacher's warm eyes were met with a deadly stare from the golden ones of the boy.
"I will have -nothing- to do with your stupid demonstration," he spat at Roy.
"Ah, a subject requiring persuasion. Perfect." Roy shooed the girl sitting next to the boy out of her seat and sat down.
"May I be so honoured as to know your name?" he asked formally. A slight blush of humiliation arose to the cheeks of the young man.
"...dward," he mumbled.
"Dear Edward! Would you like to dance?" Roy grabbed the boy's hand and dragged him to the front of the room, pulling him into a close dancing embrace. Ed's eyes went wide, and he pushed violently away from the man.
"Cut this crap! I'm not doing any damn thing like that!" he shouted as he sulked back to his seat.
"Ah, but Edward," Roy darted in front of him, cutting off the boy's path, "just one dance." Ed sighed and hung his head, contemplating how this dance could be of use to him.
"For the purpose of demonstration only. You better give me an A in this class."
"But of course," Roy grinned, and gracefully pulled Ed close, starting to waltz to an imaginary tune. He turned his head to the class.
"Once a dance is secured, do everything in your power to get the subject back to your room or apartment."
"GAH!" was very audiably heard from the shorter man as he tried pushing Roy away. Murmurs started passing through the room, as some of the children simply stared.
Roy shushed the group. "You know it's rude to gossip at a ball." He turned back to Edward.
"So, what do you like to do at night?" Ed stared, unbelieving, at the teacher.
"I read. I won't bother asking you; I can already imagine what you do."
"Mn. You must have a pretty vivid imagination then," the teacher grinned. "Would you like to make any of those fantasies come true?" Ed stared again, open-mouthed at the man.
"And now to show going in for the first kiss..." Roy swiftly bent down and happily obliged to the invitation of Ed's mouth, toying the boy's tounge with his own. Unconsiously, Ed's hands slipped around his dancing partner's back as his eyes drooped half-closed, enjoying and partially returning the kiss. Then in a flash, his senses returned to him, and he pulled at Roy's shirt to attempt getting the man's tounge out of his mouth.
"Mmphf!" was all he could manage in opposition before the well-experienced hands of Roy Mustang found his rearend, groping it firmly.
Finally retrieving his tounge from Roy's grip, Ed shouted at the man.
"What the hell are you doi--" Another kiss soundly cut him off. Thoughts swirled their way through Ed's mind. ---I'm already humiliated beyond all reason. I might as well just....oooh that feels good...--- The man's hand found its way to the front of Ed's tight-fitting pants.
Quickly unzipping the pants, Roy slid them down just far enough that he could comfortably grasp the boy's growing bulge. And grasp he did, as soft, low moans started coming from Ed. Pulling him close, Roy kissed him again, and felt the warmth and hunger in return. He quickly set Ed down on the ground and pulled his pants farther down. As if it were known that something like this would happen, Roy reached into his back pocket and pulled out a convienient tube of lube. He spread some over his fingers and circled his fingers around Ed's entrance as his other hand roughly pulled up Ed's shirt, revealing his chest. Bending over the boy, he simulaniously ran his tounge over his soft nipples and pressed a finger into the tight hole on the other end. Ed's body involuntarily shot up against Roy's, pressing the boy's erection against the the teacher's stomach, sending pulses of pleasure through him. Roy took his free hand and stroked it quickly, from base to tip as he pressed his finger in further, slowly starting a pattern of going in and out.
Once he felt the gasps of suprise die down and moans of pleasure start again, he added a second finger, widening the hole a bit more. At one particular thrust, a loud groan emerged from the boy as he writhed on the floor. ---Found it,--- Roy thought to himself, grinning under a slight flush. Bending Ed's head up for another kiss, he found himself instead being pulled down by the suprisingly strong arms of the boy into a hungry kiss of his own. Quickly he let go of Ed to support himself from the aggresiveness of the young man. ---Guess this means he's ready.--- Roy grinned again after his mouth was set free, and slowly pulled his fingers out, only to receive a sigh of disappointment from Ed.
"Just a sec, just a sec.." he mumbled as he fussed with his own pants, unzipping them and grabbing the lube again. After greasing up quite nicely, Roy held the tip of his length at the entrance of Ed, and leaned forward to give him another steaming kiss, muting whatever sounds he made as Roy pushed slowly in. When fully in, Roy broke the kiss and brought his hand to Ed's erection, starting to stroke again in rhythem with his own. Ed tossed his head back and moaned with emotion as Roy started to pump faster and faster, a light sweat forming on them both. At the very last moment, Roy titled up just a bit and grinned as a cry of pleasure erupted from the boy, and he released all over his stomach. Roy pushed into Ed a couple more times and let out a sigh of relief as he released himself. Pulling out and sitting up, Roy licked some of the white, bitter substance off his fingers and smiled with the same resolve he'd started with at Edward, who was still panting slightly.
The teacher stood up and zipped his pants up, then assumed a standing posistion before Edward as he turned to the rest of the class.
"And that is how, here in Central, you would create a perfect first date with a male," Roy said, pleased, just as the dismissal bell rang. There was a pause of utter silence before anyone dared move, and then the children started to pack up their things and shuffle quietly out of the room.
"Hmm... I wonder if I went too far..." Roy wondered to himself as he turned around, only to find no Edward sprawled across the floor. Instead he found the brightly blushing teen shoving a small slip of paper in his hand.
"Here's my number," he mumbled quickly and rushed out the door. Roy blinked once, then looked at the slip as realization hit.
"Scored another," he hummed happily, and gathered the papers for the next class. "I have a feeling next period won't be nearly as entertaining as the last was." He looked up as the bell rang to find a classroom full of new sets of eyes staring at him. Grinning, he stood up and took his place at the front of the room.
"Welcome, children, to Sex ED!"
Humming happily, Roy Mustang walked into his quaint little cubicle in his satisfying workplace. Quickly gathering his materials for the day, he glanced up at the pictures donning the inside walls. Almost every single girl he'd ever dated had their own place there, and even a couple of the guys. Smiling, Roy grabbed his papers and headed off to the place where magical things would happen. His mission for the day: teach the little kids all the things they never knew about sex. And oh, what an amusing mission for Roy it would be.
"Welcome, children!" Roy's cheerful voice towered across the chitchat of the freshman scholars. 19 pairs of eyes turned and stared.
"We're not children," a small voiced piped up. Roy turned to the owner of the voice and blinked a couple times.
"You are. But you won't be after you finish my class. Oh no. Your eyes will be opened wide to the wonders of the adult world," he replied happily. Leaving the secure abode of the space behind the teacher's desk, Roy confidentaly stepped out in front of the puberty-stricken teens.
"Throughout this class you will learn how to carefully lure members of the opposite, or same for that matter, gender to you, take care of them properly, and how to either keep or send them away without a second thought or regretful feelings. Welcome to Sex ED!" The teacher enthusiastically stated as the door swung open and one lone boy walked in.
"Sorry I'm late," the boy said yawning as he lazily searched for an empty seat, not even bothering to look at the man standing at the front of the classroom, "I slept in."
A small twitch crept to Roy's eye. He watched as the newly acquired student gave up and slouched down into the second row seat, two rows from the right side of the classroom.
Then he once again saw 19 pairs of eyes turn and stare at him.
"Right! So to start off this wonderful first day together, I suggest we get to know a little bit about each other." Walking over to his desk, the teacher grabbed a stack of notecards, then proceeded to pass them out to each student. Returning to the desk, he grabbed a piece of chalk and started to scribble furiously on the green board at the front of the room.
"I would like you to write down your name, and then the answer to all of these questions in the same order shown here," he said professionally as he wrote. Finishing, he turned to the class and named off the questions as he observed them starting to write.
"Age, sexual preference, height..." Roy eyed the boy who had arrived late. At the mention of this word, an outburst of noise erupted from the corner he was seated.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES HEIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?!" The golden-haired teen shouted as he stood up angerly. Roy stared blankly at the fuming boy, and 19 pairs of eyes joined him.
"...your favourite thing to do at night, and your favourite porn film title," he finished with an unchanged voice.
A timid hand rose to the air. Roy's eyebrow went up as he examined the body it was attached to. ---Cute face, cute body...eh, not my type.---
"Yes, what is it?"
"Pardon my saying, but I don't believe any of us are old enough to watch...porn," the high-pitched girl's voice said. At this, Roy slowly brought his hand to his chin and pondered.
"I suppose you're right," he finally answered. "If you haven't seen a porn film, you may put "NA" in that spot on the card."
"Hey Teach!" Roy turned to the voice that had so rudely called out, interrupted from collecting his students' info cards.
"What?"
"Are we actually gonna do anythin' interestin' in here?" a young man asked, leaning back casually in his seat.
"Of course," Roy replied calmly. "In fact, we'll start today." He strutted back to his desk and set down the cards in a neat pile.
"Today I will demonstrate how a male properly takes another male." Searching the room, Roy's eyes fell upon the blonde-haired boy on the right side of the room. Walking over to him, Roy held out his hand.
"First, you ask if they would like to accompany you to an evening of fun-filled activities." The teacher's warm eyes were met with a deadly stare from the golden ones of the boy.
"I will have -nothing- to do with your stupid demonstration," he spat at Roy.
"Ah, a subject requiring persuasion. Perfect." Roy shooed the girl sitting next to the boy out of her seat and sat down.
"May I be so honoured as to know your name?" he asked formally. A slight blush of humiliation arose to the cheeks of the young man.
"...dward," he mumbled.
"Dear Edward! Would you like to dance?" Roy grabbed the boy's hand and dragged him to the front of the room, pulling him into a close dancing embrace. Ed's eyes went wide, and he pushed violently away from the man.
"Cut this crap! I'm not doing any damn thing like that!" he shouted as he sulked back to his seat.
"Ah, but Edward," Roy darted in front of him, cutting off the boy's path, "just one dance." Ed sighed and hung his head, contemplating how this dance could be of use to him.
"For the purpose of demonstration only. You better give me an A in this class."
"But of course," Roy grinned, and gracefully pulled Ed close, starting to waltz to an imaginary tune. He turned his head to the class.
"Once a dance is secured, do everything in your power to get the subject back to your room or apartment."
"GAH!" was very audiably heard from the shorter man as he tried pushing Roy away. Murmurs started passing through the room, as some of the children simply stared.
Roy shushed the group. "You know it's rude to gossip at a ball." He turned back to Edward.
"So, what do you like to do at night?" Ed stared, unbelieving, at the teacher.
"I read. I won't bother asking you; I can already imagine what you do."
"Mn. You must have a pretty vivid imagination then," the teacher grinned. "Would you like to make any of those fantasies come true?" Ed stared again, open-mouthed at the man.
"And now to show going in for the first kiss..." Roy swiftly bent down and happily obliged to the invitation of Ed's mouth, toying the boy's tounge with his own. Unconsiously, Ed's hands slipped around his dancing partner's back as his eyes drooped half-closed, enjoying and partially returning the kiss. Then in a flash, his senses returned to him, and he pulled at Roy's shirt to attempt getting the man's tounge out of his mouth.
"Mmphf!" was all he could manage in opposition before the well-experienced hands of Roy Mustang found his rearend, groping it firmly.
Finally retrieving his tounge from Roy's grip, Ed shouted at the man.
"What the hell are you doi--" Another kiss soundly cut him off. Thoughts swirled their way through Ed's mind. ---I'm already humiliated beyond all reason. I might as well just....oooh that feels good...--- The man's hand found its way to the front of Ed's tight-fitting pants.
Quickly unzipping the pants, Roy slid them down just far enough that he could comfortably grasp the boy's growing bulge. And grasp he did, as soft, low moans started coming from Ed. Pulling him close, Roy kissed him again, and felt the warmth and hunger in return. He quickly set Ed down on the ground and pulled his pants farther down. As if it were known that something like this would happen, Roy reached into his back pocket and pulled out a convienient tube of lube. He spread some over his fingers and circled his fingers around Ed's entrance as his other hand roughly pulled up Ed's shirt, revealing his chest. Bending over the boy, he simulaniously ran his tounge over his soft nipples and pressed a finger into the tight hole on the other end. Ed's body involuntarily shot up against Roy's, pressing the boy's erection against the the teacher's stomach, sending pulses of pleasure through him. Roy took his free hand and stroked it quickly, from base to tip as he pressed his finger in further, slowly starting a pattern of going in and out.
Once he felt the gasps of suprise die down and moans of pleasure start again, he added a second finger, widening the hole a bit more. At one particular thrust, a loud groan emerged from the boy as he writhed on the floor. ---Found it,--- Roy thought to himself, grinning under a slight flush. Bending Ed's head up for another kiss, he found himself instead being pulled down by the suprisingly strong arms of the boy into a hungry kiss of his own. Quickly he let go of Ed to support himself from the aggresiveness of the young man. ---Guess this means he's ready.--- Roy grinned again after his mouth was set free, and slowly pulled his fingers out, only to receive a sigh of disappointment from Ed.
"Just a sec, just a sec.." he mumbled as he fussed with his own pants, unzipping them and grabbing the lube again. After greasing up quite nicely, Roy held the tip of his length at the entrance of Ed, and leaned forward to give him another steaming kiss, muting whatever sounds he made as Roy pushed slowly in. When fully in, Roy broke the kiss and brought his hand to Ed's erection, starting to stroke again in rhythem with his own. Ed tossed his head back and moaned with emotion as Roy started to pump faster and faster, a light sweat forming on them both. At the very last moment, Roy titled up just a bit and grinned as a cry of pleasure erupted from the boy, and he released all over his stomach. Roy pushed into Ed a couple more times and let out a sigh of relief as he released himself. Pulling out and sitting up, Roy licked some of the white, bitter substance off his fingers and smiled with the same resolve he'd started with at Edward, who was still panting slightly.
The teacher stood up and zipped his pants up, then assumed a standing posistion before Edward as he turned to the rest of the class.
"And that is how, here in Central, you would create a perfect first date with a male," Roy said, pleased, just as the dismissal bell rang. There was a pause of utter silence before anyone dared move, and then the children started to pack up their things and shuffle quietly out of the room.
"Hmm... I wonder if I went too far..." Roy wondered to himself as he turned around, only to find no Edward sprawled across the floor. Instead he found the brightly blushing teen shoving a small slip of paper in his hand.
"Here's my number," he mumbled quickly and rushed out the door. Roy blinked once, then looked at the slip as realization hit.
"Scored another," he hummed happily, and gathered the papers for the next class. "I have a feeling next period won't be nearly as entertaining as the last was." He looked up as the bell rang to find a classroom full of new sets of eyes staring at him. Grinning, he stood up and took his place at the front of the room.
"Welcome, children, to Sex ED!"