Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Chibi Roy Equals Chaos ❯ disatrous beginning ( Chapter 1 )

Thatz: This is my first story that I've written for a while so be nice.

Ed: who would want to be nice to you

Thatz: plenty of people

Ed: name one

Thatz: Alderyn ha! Wait where's Roy. No! One of my muses has gone missing.

Ed: He's probably off sulking cuz you turn him into a ten year old.

Thatz: And why are you happy?

Ed: cuz...

Thatz:*holds her hand over Ed's mouth* don't spoil it! Enjoy!

 

 Chibi Roy = Chaos

 

Roy casually leaned back in his chair allowing his face to bathe in the sunlight pouring from his office window. Today all he wanted was to be alone and relax but obviously he wouldn't be getting his wish.

 

“Hey colonel bastard I heard it was your birthday!” Ed exclaimed while running into the room and slamming open the door.

 

“And who told you this Fullmetal?” the colonel asked while sitting up straight in his chair.

 

“Lieutenant colonel Hughes!”

 

“And what is this on my desk Fullmetal” Roy asked while pointing to the box that lay in the middle of his desk.

 

“A birthday present dumbass!”

 

“Speak up Fullmetal if I can't see you then I might as well be able to hear you” Roy spoke. Ed twitched but didn't speak nothing would ruin his good mood. Roy steadily grew suspicious.

 

“Just open the present” Ed demanded while roughly sliding the box closer to Roy.

 

“So why is this box not wrapped” Roy questioned the blonde boy.

 

“Stop stalling and open the fucking box!” Ed seethed.

 

Roy cautiously moved his hand toward the box and poked it. Seeing as nothing happened to him he picked up the box and slowly opened the box. Ed's smile couldn't grow any bigger as he watched the colonel open the box. A blinding light then erupted from the small item consuming its holder.

 

In front of Ed there now stood a small boy that looked around the age of ten who wore a over-sized military uniform. At that moment Alphonse decided to rush in the room.

 

“Brother I've been looking every- oh no brother please tell me you didn't...you promised you wouldn't use that transmutation circle!” Al screamed at his brother who was now trying to hide the small box.

 

“Um...aw c'mon Al I couldn't resist. Now I'm the one who gets to laugh and joke about height” Ed spoke nervously.

 

“But you don't know the effects that circle was experimental and he's still taller than you!” Al cried.

 

“Excuse me but while you freaks are arguing I am still sitting here wondering....WHERE THE HELL AM I!!!” The boy screamed in rage causing both Ed and Al to grow silent.

 

 

 

 

Roy: I can't believe I fell for that

 

Thatz: yes highly stupid move you shouldn't accept gifts from demented blondes.

 

Ed: I'm not demented! *turns to viewers* review or I'll kill you. Muhahaha!

 

Thatz: yup demented. I know this chappie was short but believe me it gets better. REVIEW!!!!