Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Date Rape ❯ Date Rape - Sublime ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Contains yaoi and rape.

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Let me tell you about a kid I know. His name is Edward Elric. Well, he had a drink about an hour ago. And now he's sitting in the corner, by himself, in a bar in Downtown Hell. He heard a noise and he looked to the door, and saw a man he'd never seen before. Pale skin, Violet eyes, palm tree hair, and an evil smile. Well, Ed's eyebrow raised as he went through the door and took the empty seat next to Ed at the bar.

"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd you like to go for a ride?" He said.

"Wait a minute, I have to think," Ed said.

"Thats fine, may I at least buy you a drink?" One drink turned into three or four and left and got into his car, and drove away someplace real far.

"Now kid, the time has come. How'd you like to have a little fun?" He said.

"If we could only please be on our way, I would not run," Ed said.

Thats when things got out of control. Ed didn't want to, palm tree had his way. Ed said lets go, Palm Tree said no way!

"C'mon kid, its your lucky day. Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way...C'mon don't be afraid. If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid," the palm tree smirked. Ed's eyes widened.

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He finished up and started the car, and drove all the way back to the bar.

He said, "Now Edo(for he had sneaked to Ed's wallet), don't be sad. In my opinion, you weren't half bad!" Ed picked up a rock, threw it in the car, hit him in the head, and now he's got a big scar.

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The next day, Ed went to his drawer and looked up his local attorney at law. Went and filled out the police report, and then he took that guy's ass to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge, he screamed,

"HE LIES! THAT LITTLE SLUT!" The judge knew he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years. And now his heart is filled with years.

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One night in jail, it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate (whom to tell was a friggin' white ghetto guy...*aka Greed*) and screamed, but the guards paid no attention to his cries.

Thats when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But thats the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind.