Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Drunk Again ❯ Drunk Again ( Chapter 1 )

This is also the classic Ed gets drunk one! Yay! All authors have to do at least one in they’re writing career...right? Well here it is! Oh, don’t own FMA.

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Ed sat on a couch in the middle of a Christmas party.

Ed shook his head, the stupid military idiots were already wasted!

Even Riza was...and that was a little scary...she wasn’t threatening to shoot anyone...too weird for Ed’s taste.

Riza was the one that threatened him into coming in the first place, Ed wanted to live to see a new day, so he came.

Yes, he decided, they were all idiots, drinking alcohol gave you a hang over later.

Ed new, he had done it before, gotten drunk that is. He hadn’t even done it on purpose either!

Ed had been forced to by a very drunk Aunt Pinako.

Yep, that was something that Ed never wanted to experience again. A Drunk Aunt Pinako was not a happy Aunt Pinako.

Ed shivered at the memory of that horrid night. The beer didn’t even taste good either. It was #$& nasty! But that was when he was nine.

Ed grumbled what was Aunt Pinako thinking when she forced beer down his throat at the age of nine? oh wait...she hadn’t been thinking at the time had she...that explained some things.

Then there was the consequences, besides the awful hangover, he had kissed Winry, he found out from Al. Not to mention that Winry avoided him for the rest of the day. Yep, the terrible consequences of drinking.

Ed sighed he knew who he would kiss this time if he got drunk...he did NOT want that to happen thanks. The consequences, there’s that word again, would be way higher than just a hang over and Winry avoiding him. It would be major bad.

Ed’s thoughts ere interrupted by Maes, plopping his wasted but next to him, a full beer battle in hand.

“Hey Fullmetal,why aren’t you drinkin’? I would have thought that a young man such as your self would have jumped at the opportunity to have a beer.”

Ed sighed, why was Maes so observant?

Ed glared, “because you Photographic Obsessed Idiot, I’m under age...”

Maes, even in his drunken state, noted the sentence trail off.

Ed hoped he hadn’t heard it.

“So you have gotten drunk before?”

Ed’s hopes came crashing down...why him?

“Yes...”he said shortly.

“Sooooo...what happened?”

“Aunt Pinako forced a bottle of beer down my throat...literally...not the bottle, the beer. I was 9.”

Maes wasn’t astounded by the age...being drunk and all... “We all make mistakes...I’m sorry Ed.” Then Maes held up his beer bottle and forced the whole thing down Ed’s throat...then 6 more.

Ed gagged and sputtered, and before the alcohol began to effect him...he glared at Maes, and Maes new that he would be dead after Ed recovered. The words “You will die a painful death.” only confirmed his suspicions. Maes walked away, leaving Ed sitting on the couch in an alcoholic daze.

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Roy leaned against the wall and closed his eyes.

His head hurt and his thoughts where all fuzzy in his head. The alcohol had finally started to take effect. Not to mention that all of the women in the room had tried to hit on him.

He needed to sit down somewhere. After conversing with all of the ladies that were in the military...he needed a break. Women were kind of a hassle. He’d rather be spending his time with someone else..who will by the way remain anonymous, even in his own head.

Roy searched the room quickly locating a spot on the couch which was vacant.

Roy walked toward the couch, finally noticing a certain blond alchemist. Head back, eyes closed and looking more angry and frustrated than usual.

Ed’s golden locks fell gracefully around his face and shoulders...giving him the look of having a halo.

Roy wanted to go over...but he hesitated...sure he had wanted to see Fullmetal all night, but he wasn’t sure why.

Roy decided that he just needed to sit down. His feelings where just being manipulated by the alcohol, yep that's right. That had happened before.

Roy plopped down next to Edward and thought that he heard some mumbling coming from the boy.

“What?”asked Roy absently, enjoying the feeling of the soft couch.

Roy looked over in time to see that Ed was almost on top of him. Then everything stopped as Ed pressed his incredibly soft lips against the Colonels.

Roy was to shocked to react. He just sat there, with Ed kissing him, him kissing back,absolutely still. Enjoying the moment.

The whole room went quiet.

Was Edward Elric, the Fullmetal alchemist, kissing his commanding officer?

Was that even possible? It always seemed as if they had hated each other.

Not to mention that skirt chaser Roy Mustang, playboy of central, was doing nothing to stop the young boy. If anything, he was encouraging the young boy's actions.Everyone turned as Maes let out a whoop of joy. “I told you it would happen if I got Ed drunk enough!” He said in triumph. “Hand over the money guys, I won this bet!”

Riza, Fury, Havoc, Falman. and Breda grudgingly handed over $50 each.

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Ed opened his eyes and shut them again quickly. His head was pounding and the sunshine that was pouring in the window just mad it worse.

Where was he anyway?

Ed struggled to remember what had happened ...last night?...he didn’t know.

Ed carefully searched his memories for the most recent one. Edward groaned, whatever had happened last night hadn’t been good...he new that; his head pounded and this had happened only one before: the night he kissed Winry. And the night he had kissed Winry he had gotten drunk. Therefore, he had somehow gotten drunk. Whoever was behind this was going to die. That was for certain.

Now there were more pressing matters...like where in the world was he?

Ed cautiously opened his eyes. He wasn’t in his dorm room...but then where was he?

The throbbing was down to a minimum now, so Ed decided that he’d head toward the bathroom, just in case.

Ed sat up and looked at the two door inside the room. He opened one and was lucky, it was the bathroom...and he could already feel the bile rising in his throat. He lurched forward just in time to make it into the toilet. Lucky him.

Ed gagged at the taste of his stomach contents. Sure...everything tasted grand when it went down, but went it came up...that was a different story.

Ed opened the cabinets and found the mouth wash.

Once he had finished with that, he stepped out the other door into a hall.

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Ed stood in the hall. The house itself was very nice. Plushy carpet, creamy painted walls, and curtains on all of the windows. Very nice.

Ed headed down the stairs, grabbing the banister for support.

The down-stairs was just as nice as the second floor. Leather furnishings, a glass coffee table. Yet it was welcoming in a your-home-kind-of-way.

Ed searched his surroundings.

He spotted a tuft of raven black hair on the couch facing away from him.

‘Please no.’ was his only coherent thought. Ed crept toward the couch and almost fainted with shock. The same to word kept going through his head. ‘Please no!’

Sadly, his chants were no to be contradicted. On the couch lay Roy Mustang, in all of his glory.

Ed just stood there dumbfounded as to what he should do now that he actually knew who’d house it was he was in.

Ed’s current state wore it’s self away. Ed’s throbbing head wasn’t helping him in the slightest, but Ed moved on it’s own accord: kneeling down near the couch and petting Roy’s incredibly soft hair.

Yep, That’s what he wanted to do, so he did it.

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Roy was dimly aware that he was waking-up, but he didn’t want to.

For some reason he felt oddly content.

Roy consciousness grew and he discovered that fingers were tracing the out line of his face, then the touch was gone. We he imagining things again?.

The fingers were back, only this time they began to pet his hair. Not that he minded, it felt good.

Roy leaned his head slightly into the caresses.

They stopped immediately.

“No, don’t stop, it felt good.”he mumbled in his groggy state. He hadn’t opened his eyes yet either, but that didn’t matter because the pets resumed there course on his head.

Ed looked at the only slightly awake Mustang for a second before he resumed his petting.

Roy’s hair was soft like silk. It felt good against his flesh palm.

Roy’s mind was clearing of the haze that was making him groggy.

Ed was still petting his head and he didn’t want it to stop. But all good things come to an end. Especially when you begin to notice that you have a hang over.

Roy opened his eyes and looked in to golden ones. The golden eyes that he adored.

“You kissed me last night.” was the first thing that came to Roy’s lip’s. he winced slightly at his blunt words.

Ed froze, he had kissed the colonel. KISSED him. Just like with Winry.

“I...did?” Ed asked in a strained voice.

“You did.” was Roy’s answer. There was no more need to sugar coat it.

Ed looked like a statue, totally immobile

“Why did you get drunk anyway?” asked Roy

Ed’s memory decided to kick in. So Ed turned back to normal. “Maes! He forced a bottle of beer down my throat! That BA$&!” Ed’s eyes glimmered dangerously, “death awaits him.” Ed cackled evilly. “How’d he know that would happen though?” Ed pouted. He didn’t like not knowing something. Especially if it involved him.

‘How cute,’thought Roy when he saw the pout. ‘Did I say cute?’

Ed was still in slight shock, ‘how could I?’

“Ed?” Roy asked the distressed boy.

“Yeah?”

“Would you do it again?”

“Do what?”

“Would you kiss me?” Roy blushed. How could he ask such a thing from Ed?

Ed just gasped “k-kiss you?” he said in a small voice.

Roy couldn’t help it, he needed to feel Ed’s lips on his and only Ed’s. “Yes Ed kiss me. NOW. As your commanding officer, I order you to kiss me.”

Ed automatically leaned down, almost touching Roy’s lips. His breath sending waves of warmth over Roy’s lips, and shivers down his spine.

Ed wanted to kiss Roy. Sure he was a little shocked that Roy would actually want him to kiss him. But he wasn’t complaining.

Roy thought he would have a heart attack when he saw the evil gleam in Edwards eyes. Apparently Ed’s initial shock had worn off.

Roy watched as Ed’s pink lips where lowered even more toward his own.

Ed licked Mustangs bottom lip, then across the top one. When Roy gasped and Ed quickly dipped his tongue between them, then took it out. Finally he placed his lips on top of the Colonels. Kissing him firmly.

Ed pushed his tongue into Roy’s mouth, exploring it’s caverns.

Roy was amazed that Ed could kiss like this. Well it was more like a make-out session than a kiss. Roy simply left the thinking for another day and kissed Ed back. Their tongues twining around each others.

Ed had basically had no idea what he was doing, he was doing what came natural to him. Well except from the first part, he got that from a romance novel he had read.

Their tongues battled for dominance. By this time Ed was almost on top of Roy. Roy had one hand in the middle of Ed’s back and the other on Ed’s neck. Roy pulled ed toward him and deepened the kiss as far as it would go.

Sadly they were both human and needed oxygen, so they had to stop. They were both panting heavily at this point. Ed reluctantly got off of Roy.

“Hey Edward, how’d you learn to kiss like that?”

Ed blinked. “Well it just sorta came to me. But I also have read some romance novels. So may be from them?” Ed’s eyes glazed over. “Shit!” Ed yelled “I forgot to call Al!”

Roy smiled and pointed through a door way. “ The phones in there.”

“Thanks Mustang.” Ed said as he rushed through the pointed door.

Ed spotted the phone right away and dialed his number.

Al immediately answered the phone on the first ring. “Brother! where are you? I was so worried!”

Ed smiled at his brothers concern. “Hey Al, I’ll be home in a bit, ok?”

Al was silent for a moment, “ you haven’t answered my question yet brother. Where are you?”

Ed froze, and mumbled something into the mouth piece of the telephone.

“What? I couldn’t here you.” Al snickered, he already basically had an idea where his brother was, but he wanted to drag-out the pain for the moment.

Ed took a deep breath. Al was the only one that he had told that he had actually liked the Colonel. Al had taken this news pretty well considering. He had said that as long has Ed was happy he was fine with it. Then walked off mumbling about how long it took for his idiot of a brother to actually realize that he loved Roy. “I’m over at Mustangs house.”

Al smiled visibly on the other side of the line(this is after Ed gets Al’s body back, Don’t contradict me!) He was the one that had told Maes Ed’s crazy drunk secret. “That’s so great! I was getting really frustrated with the both of you! You and Roy obviously liked each other but just wouldn’t confess! So you guys are together now right?”

Ed sighed, why did his brother have to bring up the very subject he was dreading? Ed didn’t know what they were now, was Roy his boyfriend now? He was sacred that Roy wouldn’t agree to go out with him. “I’ll tell you later. Bye Al.”

“Take your time brother, take your time.” Said Al as he hung-up the phone, leaving his brother to stare in horror in the other end.

Roy decided to walk in at that moment and hug the still horrified Ed around his narrow shoulders. “Are you sure you don’t want some breakfast before you leave? He asked, purposefully whispering into the young man’s ear.

Shivers went down Ed’s spine as Roy’s warm breath caressed his ear and neck. Al had said to take his time, “Sure, I could do that.” answered Ed.

Roy smiled. Love is a wonderful thing, he decided. Roy unwrapped his arms and made his way to the stove. “You can take a shower if you like” Roy said to Ed.

“But I don’t have anything else to wear.” said Ed timidly.

Roy smiled at Ed, I real smile. “Why you can wear my clothing of course.” he answered calmly.

Ed nodded and strode towards the bathroom in Roy’s room.

Roy smiled again to himself. How did he manage to actually fall in love?

There was one thing about Roy. He had never really Loved anyone. Cared deeply for sure, but never loved in a romantic way. Well that is until he me Edward. Edward was special. He had to admit that.

He was no longer the King of the Nile. Nope. Denial is over rated, he decided.

But he did love Edward. Edward had this gleam around him that none of the girls he had ever dated had. The whole reason he ever dated was because he was on a quest to see if he could eventually find a person he could love.

He had found someone, but it wasn’t as he had suspected. For one it wasn’t a woman, it was a man. But that didn’t bother Roy either. Ed was his special person. The person in his life that he wouldn’t be able to live without.

Ed walked in just as Roy finished filling both their plates with pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, and a glass of orange juice.

Ed had on a pair of very baggy black cargo pants, and a oversized red shirt with the saying, “Does it look like I want to talk with you right now?”

Roy smirked at Ed’s choice in clothing. He liked that outfit too. It looked absolutely adorable on Ed. “Well eat up Edward.”said Roy, setting one of the plates in front of the now sitting blonde.

Ed cautiously tasted a piece of egg to make sure that it wasn’t poisoned. He soon found out that it was the best cooking he had ever tasted in his life. Practically heavenly was how he would describe it. “Sense when were you so good at cooking?” Ed managed to say with his mouth full of wonderful food.

“When you’re a bachelor for as long as I have been, you learn a few tricks.” was his cryptic answer.

Ed merely grunted. Eating the food was his main objective.

Roy was always astonished my the smaller boy’s appetite. It was just so large! But it seemed as if he ate more than usual. Interesting, was his cooking really that good? Roy watched Ed happily, taking a bit from him own plate every now and again.

Ed finished. Finally. Roy sighed, he’d have to go shopping again this week. Edward practically ate him out of house and home. Ok maybe he was exaggerating, but the Ed had eaten everything he had made that morning. It was amazing.

Roy and Ed sat there just looking at each other for a while. They each wanted to ask something, but were too embarrassed to actually ask.

Ed decided that he would be the one to break the awkward silence. “So, umm...what exactly are we now?”

Roy blinked, he was sure that it would be obvious, but then again... “Well Edward, if you like, we could become boyfriends.” He was going to ask if they could, and the blonde had given him the perfect opening! Life was good.

Ed blushed a little, “I would like that...umm..Roy?”

Roy smiled, a real smile that made it’s way to his eyes. “That’s good Edward I don’t think I could handle it if you said no.”

Ed made a face. “You’ve been calling me that all the while haven’t you?”

“Why of course Edo-kun.” Roy teased. Ed’s eye twitched slightly.

“Well I gotta go back to Al Roy” said Ed

“Great, I’ll pick you up at 8:00 tonight. Wear something nice ok?”

“Right, I’ll remember Colonel.” responded Ed as he walked out of the front door.

Roy watched his chibi-san walk in the direction of the dormitories. Joy to the World, the chibi was his.

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3 years had passed from the day that Ed kissed Roy, and Roy and Ed were still together. Roy loved Ed with an undying devotion.

Roy fingered a small velvet box that was hidden in one of his pockets. He was nervous, really nervous.

Roy let out a shaky breath as he stood outside of Ed’s dormitory door. Sense it was Christmas day and Roy was taking Ed out to dinner.

Finally gaining the courage, Roy knocked on the door.

Ed smiled as Roy walked with him around the park after dinner. The evening had been perfect. A large dinner with desert in a romantically lit restaurant. The evening couldn’t get any better. At least that’s what Ed thought.

Roy set Ed on the edge of a fountain in the middle of the park. He was almost shaking with nerves, but his years of controlling emotions helped him with stand the pressure.

Ed looked up at Roy in confusion. Roy didn’t randomly do things, like stopping in the middle of the park for no apparent reason.

Roy breathed deeply as he pulled out the small red velvet box and handed it to Edward. Edward took the box quizzically, opening the lid to see a gold and diamond ring.

“Will you marry me Edward?” Were the only words he got out before Ed tackled him to the ground and smothered him with kisses.

“Yes I will bastard.” answered Ed affectionately after he had finished his happy-kiss-rampage.

Roy smiled with relief and total bliss.

Ed had said yes!