Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 6 ( Chapter 6 )

Step 6

 

A/n: Once again! Ed is in charge!

 

Ed: Watch out Lust! Here I come!

Envy: That's supposed to be scary? Like Lust's gonna be afraid of a bean.

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT AN ANT COULD SQUISH HIM!!

Sakura: Ed . . . He said nothing like that.

Envy: (Grins) Shall we?

Sakura: Ed, just say the disclaimer and start already. (Sighs)

 

Ed: Fine, fine. She doesn't own us. Now let's start.

Envy: Yeah before Chibi - san goes insane again.

Ed and Envy: (Starts arguing)

Sakura: (Sighs) I need an aspirin.

 

 

 

Lust was dying . . . . Literally. “I can't take him following me anymore!” She thought frustrated.

 

 

Once again a voice asked. “Lust? Can I eat it?” And once again she replied. “No Gluttony”

 

 

She entered the mason with Gluttony at her heels. A tick was forming at one of her brows. She sauntered through the door to the kitchen and said. “There Gluttony. Have all you want.”

 

 

The shorter sin gave an almost girl like squeal or more like a pig and started raiding the cupboards while Lust snuck out.

 

 

She sighed entering the hallway as came across Envy. The green haired sin raised an eyebrow. “Lost him finally?” He asked. Lust just shook her head and simply replied. “Kitchen”

 

 

The androgynous sin nodded slowly eyes narrowed in a calculating look. Envy was the only one who knew about her feelings toward her sin stalker. Ironically Envy was the only sin she actually trusted.

 

 

Pride was her Master's lap dog and Sloth was too neutral unless it involved Wrath. Wrath although being older than Sloth still had a mind of a child and wouldn't understand or run and tell Pride or Sloth who in turn would tell Dante.

 

 

Then she would get a lecture about homunculi not possessing feelings. There fore she shouldn't care less. Envy was the only one who wouldn't tell Dante since he hated her himself. Envy could actually keep a secret just as she could, since she was keeping Envy's feelings for the Fullmetal boy a secret.

 

 

She was snapped out of her musings by his voice. “Lust would you like to loose him for a day or two again?” asked Envy.

 

 

She nodded as Envy gave a playful smirk. “Then take this and go to a crowded street on the other side of town. Then give it to Gluttony and walk away. Simple” He said casually.

 

 

The taller sin raised an eyebrow as she looked into Envy's hand. There was a Reese's cup sitting there.

 

 

Lust nodded and took the cup just as Gluttony came around the corner. “Lust? I'm still hungry.” He said as Envy sauntered past humming slightly. “Come Gluttony” She said as the sin nodded.

 

 

It was early afternoon and Lust looked around at the crowded street. She had followed Envy's instructions perfectly. Even though Gluttony whined the whole way about how he was hungry.

 

 

“Finally . . . . Maybe I'll have some peace and quiet.” She thought dreamily. She turned around and said calmly. “Since you're still hungry. Eat this.”

 

 

She held out the Reese's cup as Gluttony happily took it. She walked into an alleyway while giving a sigh of relief. Gluttony had been too occupied, to notice her leaving.

 

 

She heard some screams coming from the street and shrugged. “Gluttony is always a messy eater.” She thought smirking.

 

 

 

 

Envy was there waiting for her when she came back. “Well? How did it go?” He asked. “I followed your instructions and it went smoothly.” She answered.

 

 

Envy gave a grin that looked like a cat that had gotten its cream. “Good, by the way I heard that a man was in the middle of a street eating when he fainted. When he woke up he found out he was in a hospital. So he started yelling and the doctors thought he was crazy so they sent him to a mental institution.” He finished.

 

 

By the end of Envy's speech Lust was sporting the same grin. “You know I owe you for this.” She stated.

 

 

“Oh. . . .I know” He replied walking away. Lust sat down on the couch and gave a sigh. She listened and there was silence. “Finally” She thought happily. Even though she didn't get to eat the cup again, it was well worth it.

 

 

 

Ed: Well?

Envy: I thought you wanted to torture Lust?

Sakura: Yeah, I thought so too.

Ed: I did. She was stuck with Gluttony and for anyone that's torture. Also she still didn't get to eat the Reese's cup. See?

Envy: Chibi - san you are devious. I'm surprised you're not an homunculus.

Ed: (Grins)

Sakura: Sometimes he is! When he's Pride.

Envy: (Blinks) Oh yeah. Maybe Pride should show up in one of these.

Ed: (Glares) NO! How will you explain that?! I suddenly become Pride and then turn back plus the fact that there's already a Pride and he's not dead yet!

Envy: (Pouts) Just a suggestion. Don't have to go into rant mode.

Sakura: I'm surprised that you two aren't trying to argue that much.

Envy: (Grins) It helps that I know how to shut him up.

Ed: (Blushes)

Sakura: How?

Envy: (Grins evilly and start's whispering in Sakura's ear)

Sakura: (Listening and when he's finished turns a bright red.) Too much information Envy.

Envy: Really?

Ed: Do I want to know?

Sakura: No.

 

Ed: Please Read and Review! As for the poll. Here goes.

 

Hughes

Edward Elric A.K.A Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

 

The third spot guests are here. These are the ones you need to vote for.

 

Dante - 1

Alphonse - 2

Scar - 2

 

Sakura: Looking good isn't it?

Envy: (Nods)

Ed: I think it should be scar.

Envy: Dante.

Sakura: Ed you just want it to be Scar to protect Alphonse and because he shattered your arm. Envy you just want it to be Dante because you hate her and she took your Reese's cups.

Envy: So?

Ed: (Starts listening to Envy and Sakura argue about reasons) Please vote. Also don't forget to R and R. Maybe by the next chapter they'll stop arguing like a married couple.

 

~Lady Sakura