Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 13 ( Chapter 13 )

Step 13

 

A/n: Hey there! Here it is! The one you all have been waiting for! Yes, this is the real one!

 

 

 

Envy: (Grins) It's about time!

Ed: Why are you so happy?!

Sakura: I'm happy too!

Ed: Huh? What are you two doing?! Something bad is about to happen isn't it?! That's the only reason Envy would be like he had too much coffee!

Sakura: Envy. The disclaimer please. So we can get down and dirty.

 

 

Envy: Mmhmm. She doesn't own us. But now I own her and Chibi - san.

 

Sakura: You don't own me!

Envy: Wanna make a bet? (Shows deed)

Sakura: (Jaw drops) How?

Envy: You mother sold you for a Reese's cup. She said she needed something sweet or she would die.

Sakura: . . .

Ed: . . .

Envy: Don't worry Kitten. I take very good care of my pets.

Sakura: . . .

Ed: I think she's in shock. So am I.

Envy: Aww. Don't worry Chibi - san, you're my pet too. She's my Kitten and you're my Puppy.

Ed: . . .

Envy: (Sighs) What did I say?

 

 

 

 

Ed was getting fed up. Mustang had ordered him to one of the labs to perform an experiment. Apparently according to the file he received the alchemist had actually made a new transmutation circle. Now that wasn't the problem, the problem was that no one knew what it did.

 

 

The alchemist had disappeared only to be found dead a few days later. He gave a sigh and looked around. He had copied the array perfectly and had read the alchemist's notes which just a bunch of gibberish.

 

 

“Why me? Stupid bastard Colonel. I bet he was just itching to give this to me. It's dangerous and seems totally pointless. I'm an alchemist, so I know dealing with something I have no knowledge of is stupid. Heh. Maybe I've finally learned my lesson. Or maybe not seeing what I'm doing.” He thought bemused.

 

 

A clap echoed throughout the room and Ed put his hands on the array. A blue light filled the room turning gold and then suddenly turning a dark violet. His eyes widened as he watched. “Did I do something wrong?!” He thought anxiously.

 

 

He passed out, only to come too with a face over his. The face staring back at him was his! He sat up slowly and his mirror image backed up, sitting on his heels.

 

 

Ed looked the other over. He had golden hair which was loose and hanging around his shoulders, with blank golden eyes. He was wearing the same clothes as Envy usually did but the glove on his right arm went to the lower part of his upper arm.

 

 

But what Ed noticed the most was the markings that went across his entire body then his breathe caught as his eyes locked on the mark on his shoulder. “The . . . orobouros?!” He thought in shock.

 

 

 

 

He gave a soft growl. He had gotten his twin and left the lab almost running. Now he was waiting in line so he could order something to eat. His twin had said softly that he was hungry so it up to Ed to get. The other seemed almost like a child seeing everything for the first time.

 

 

“He probably is seeing everything for the first time. That innocence. . . Something else I gave to the gate for Al.” He thought grabbing the bag and looking through the window to see the person he definitely didn't want near his other self. Not because he would hurt him,no the person would most likely molest him.

 

 

Meanwhile outside the diner. The flaxen haired boy had been waiting like the other one had told him too when another boy with long dark emerald hair came up. “Hey Chibi - san!” called Envy.

 

 

The boy didn't reply just looked at him with curiosity. Envy raised an eyebrow then looked him over. His eyes widened with shock. “Chibi - san? I know you love me but when I said you should dress more like me. That wasn't what I meant although you do look cute like that.” He said grinning.

 

 

“Cute?” The boy asked. Envy just gave a `huh?' look as a blonde rushed out of the diner and stopped next to the other. The other was glaring and said. “Envy! What are you doing here?!”

 

 

“I just wanted to see you. Is that so wrong?” He asked giving a slight pout. “I think I'm seeing double.” thought Envy. Ed couldn't stop the blush from appearing across his face and muttered. “I guess not.”

 

 

Envy gave a grin and then asked. “So who is the other Chibi - san?” Ed shook his and gave a shrug. “For now how about we call him Pride?” He asked raising an eyebrow. “Besides I doubt Pride would really care anyway.” Envy thought smirking evilly.

 

 

Ed sighed and nodded. “I seem to be doing that a lot lately. Wonder why. .” He thought irritably. Envy tilted his head and narrowed his eyes. “He's a homunculus?” He asked slowly.

 

 

“I don't know. I really don't. I did a transmutation but I didn't see the gate or anything.” He replied. Envy raised an eyebrow and he elaborated. “I had a mission to find out what an array made by a dead alchemist actually did. And this was the result.”

 

 

“I'm hungry” murmured Pride. Ed blinked then almost slapped his automail hand to his forehead. Good thing he stopped himself. “Here Pride. Sorry about that.” He said smiling giving the bag to Pride who took it eagerly.

 

 

“I would think you would have learned your lesson by now Chibi - san.” said Envy quietly looking down at him. “I thought so too. But still an order is an order. I had no choice.” stated Ed scratching the back of his head.

 

 

Pride had gone to sit on the curb with his food and found Reese's cups at the bottom of the bag. He titled his head to the side cutely in confusion but didn't say anything.

 

 

Ed sighed as he left the library. There had been no information at all about this happening before. Pride had been here for two days and Envy had been stuck to him like glue while he researched.

 

 

“You're jealous.” said a voice in his head. “Am not.” He thought angrily. “Are too. Envy has been paying more attention to Pride than he has to you. Don't deny it. You're a little bit envious right?” Ed wanted to strangle the voice but knew it was right.

 

 

He entered the apartment sighing. “I really miss Al. Hopefully he'll be back soon. At least I didn't have to go and have a wrench thrown at me. Hmm. Winry or a mission. Having to try a difficult newly made array or having to put up with having to watch my step and dodge wrenches. I still made the right choice.” He thought smirking.

 

 

He entered the living room and all thoughts flew from his mind. Why? Because there was a naked Envy and Pride on the couch with Envy on top. Pride had his head hanging off the couch arm looking at him upside down while Envy was just holding his head up.

 

 

A grin appeared on Envy's face as he stood making Ed's eyes widen and a bright red cross his face. Envy stopped in front of him and purred. “Want to join us Chibi - san? I guarantee it you won't be disappointed.”

 

 

Pride gave a small smile and walked over to him. He started to take Ed's red coat as Envy unzipped the pants of a frozen Ed.

 

 

Just then Ed woke up breathing heavily. Arms encircled him from behind and he heard a voice purr. “Aww. Did you have a nightmare Chibi - san?” And another voice said softly. “Are you okay?”

 

 

Envy was behind him while Pride was in front of him looking at him with worried filled golden eyes. Then Envy leaned and whispered. “I didn't know you knew so much Chibi - san. Do you realize how wonderful you were?”

 

 

Ed wanted to make a bet his face was going to start turning bright orange instead of red.

 

 

Then Ed jerked awake, gasping. He looked around quickly and gave a sigh of relief. But then he pinched himself with his automail hand and bit back a yelp of pain.

 

 

“I'm never ever going to have a Reese's cups contest with Breda and Havoc again! I'm also never going to eat a Reese's cups before bed again.” He thought blushing bright red as he recalled his dream.

 

 

“You know a dream only manifests our deepest desires.” whispered a voice in his mind. “Just . . . shut . . . up.” He thought but his blush darkened.

 

 

Then he realized he was naked and his eyes widen. He calmed down when he remembered after the contest he was so tired he just stripped and fell on the bed.

 

 

He noticed something on the bedside table. It was a Reese's cup and a note. He regarded the cup warily but picked up the note.

 

 

Chibi - san,

 

 

I loved the show but maybe next time I can join you after get into the bed.

 

Envy

 

 

Ed's eyes widened and he blushed like a cherry. But he saw a P.S.

“But I'll be on top”

 

 

 

Envy: (Grins) Now that's what I'm talking about!

Sakura: Perfect! Great job Envy.

Envy: Of course.

Ed: . . .

Sakura: What's wrong with him?

Envy: He went back into shock because of the story.

Sakura: Why?

Envy: Reese's cup. The new drug. Look at what they made Chibi - san dream.

Sakura: The dream? That's why?

Envy: Nope. Because I said I would be on top.

Sakura: Ahh.

 

 

Envy: Read and Review so I can be on top.

Sakura: (Blushes) Envy! I want to thank all the Reviewers. I greatly appreciate you reading my story and reviewing with your kind words. Thank you.

 

Envy: Nothing's change from last chapter except Pride has shown up.

 

Sakura: Yes it has!!

 

 

So far the characters who want to be seen again are as following.

 

Envy

Edward

Scar

 

 

 

 

And here are characters that haven't had chapters but people want to see.

 

Alphonse - 4

Winry - 3

Greed - 4

Shciezska -1

 

Envy: Doesn't this count as a Chibi - san chapter?

Sakura: No it's a Pride/Ed chapter.

Envy: Che. Whatever.

 

~Lady Sakura