Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Patience is a virtue ❯ Tables turn fast ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Roy Mustang sat at his desk tapping a pen irritably against the desktop. Thinking of the desktop reminded him of all the paperwork he had to do, which led to the lead reason for that stack, Edward Elric.
Mustang felt his cheeks flame hotter than what even his own alchemy could produce with the thoughts that came with that one:
Roy grabbed the sides of the desk and tossed his head back as Edward hit his prostate again and again.
"Do you like this Roy? Or would you prefer someone else?" Each question was puncuated by a deep thrust.
"No, please Ed, please," Roy gasped as Edward thrust in hitting his prostate.
Edward used his auto mail arm to pull Roy into each thrust as he began to jerk Roy's arousal in time with his thrusts.
"Please what?"
"Don't stop," Roy groaned as he felt himself seeming to spiral tighter and tighter.
A loud knock on the door pulled Roy out of his memories and he pushed himself farther under the desk to hide his now very demanding erection.
"Come in!" he called, folding his hands ontop of his desk trying for all the world to look non-chalant.
Lieutenant Hawkeye opened the door and strode in briskly dropping yet another stack on the desk for him to complete. Ontop of these was an envelope carrying a very familiar seal. Upon seeing it Roy's cheeks flushed again.
Lieutenant Hawkeye mistaking the reason behind the flush began lecturing her superior. "Well sir if you would stay on top of things this never would have happened. You must learn to take this job firmly in hand or you'll completely lose control of the situation like you already have."
The Colonel looked up at her suddenly and grinned broadly. "Thank you, Hawkeye. I never knew that you knew about this sort of thing."
Roy stood and began pushing his subordinate out of his office. When they reached the door he patted her on the shoulder. "You're absolutely right I have to put him in his place, I should be the one on top of things. Good-bye Lieutenant."
Hawkeye found herself standing outside of the office she'd only been in for a few moments, bewildered. Armstrong hearing the last of the conversation went to her side and smiled down at her.
If Hawkeye had been paying attention she would have noticed that familiar pink twinkle by his eye.
"So," he boomed out. "Helping Colonel Roy Mustang seems like a lot of trouble."
Lieutenant Hawkeye looked up at him frowning only a split second before Armstrong ripped off his shirt and coat and began flexing surrounded by millions of little twinkles. (1)
"Such a noble task you have taken, almost as noble as the Armstrong line has become. Helping your commanding officer in what shoud be an uncomfortable situation."
He stooped down to her level placing his bicep between their faces and flexing it making the muscles bounce. "Who else but you could help Colonel Roy Mustang and Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric work out their relationship issues better than you?"
"What?!?"- - -
Roy hurried out the back door to his office when he heard Hawkeye's scream. He wasn't exactly sure what was wrong but he didn't want to go out the front door with her angry. Hell, he didn't want to be where he was for damn sure because he might get hurt just for not knowing the impossible in advance. Coat tails flapping in the frantically with his swift trot Roy made his way home to plot.@.@ @.@ @.@
Edward relaxed in the hot water and lazily ran his hand through the bubbles that were swirling ontop. Alphonse had left saying something about kittens on leashes or something. He'd promised to be back later so Ed had decided to take a bath.
It was going to just be a shower but the new bubble bath his brother had bought for his was supposed to be theraputic. Skeptical but not wanting to hurt his brothers feelings Edward had decided to use it. He was most definitely not regreting his decision.
He was almost asleep in the now turning luke warm water when he heard the door open and close. Edward was going to call out to greet his brother when he noticed the lack of clank in the step. The stride sounded purposeful and sure, Edward didn't like that one bit.
Climbing out of the tub, careful not to splash overly much, he wrapped a towel around his waist and hastily dried his automail arm and leg. After glancing around looking for a tie for his hair he shrugged. He could always put it up after he'd chained the intruder upside down from the ceiling.
Looking through the crack afforded him by the door hinge Edward saw the intruder head toward the bedrooms. Careful to avoid creaking wood he snuck behind the person and watched as it went in and began rummaging through his personal drawer.
Edward's face turned red with embarassment, knowing the person was going to find those damn stories of Alphonse's ~Of yours.~ his brain happily supplied. He was about to transmute one of the bedposts so it would wrap around the intruders body when he heard a familiar sound.- - -
Roy snapped his fingers and lit a candle on the nightstand. He almost laughed out loud at how easy it was for him to sneak into Fullmetal's house. The biggest problem he had expected was Alphonse but he'd fixed that with surprising ease.
"Alphonse, may I have a word with you?"
"Of course Colonel." Alphonse clunked over and waited patiently.
"I heard that you've been recieving a lot of mail for some time now. Hawkeye was just telling me the other day that your inbox here at Central is always full."
Roy watched the suit of armor shuffle uncomfortably and he could have sworn he felt heat begin to radiate from it....nah must be the sun.
"Y-yes they're from f-friends, a-and-" Alphonse began to stutter.
"I know what they are." Roy interrupted smiling up at him.
"..."
"I know a better way for you to get them."
"Really?"
Could suits of armor sound breathless....nah must be the breeze.....there wasn't a breeze... ?!? "I could hire some people to type them personally. They'd of course be 'experienced' with that sort of thing." Roy assured him sweetly.
"You would?" Alphonse asked happily then Roy could swear those pinpricks of light dimmed. "Why are you doing this?"
"You deserve it, after all that chasing around you do with your brother you deserve a reward."
"What do you want Colonel?" Alphonse asked darkly.
Roy grinned broadly up at him. "A night alone with your brother."
Damn heat, metal casts it off like a protective shield...."W-why?"
"It's just some new business I'd like to discuss with him, nothing that should concern you."
"What exactly is this nothing?" Alphonse persisted.
"I'm just going to teach that little hellcat that a leash can fit him as well as any military man and I will not be made a fool of." Roy said grinning lecherously.
Alphonse had quickly let it go after that and had went home to make an excuse to his brother about his absence.
Roy sat on the bed quietly and flipped through a couple pages when something caught his eye. Three entire pages of the story was highlighted, upon closer examination of said pages Roy began to realize what he held in his hands was the guideline Edward had used to...to....
"Enjoying going through another person's personal things, Colonel?"
Mustang turned sharply and saw Edward leaning against the doorframe. His blonde hair was gold in the candlelight and his body shimmered where droplets and stubbornly decided to stay. The towel that hung at his waist clung in a decidedly good way and Roy felt himself harden then blush in reaction.
"That towels a bit small isn't but then again maybe it's just you-"
He should have remembered Fullmetals height complex but it was too late now. Edward had leapt at Roy and was sitting on his chest ranting right in face. He would have been at the least a little bit upset if not for the fact that the towel had fallen off on Edward's way across the room. The ranting lunatic had landed on him completely naked pressing his continuously distracting cock against Roy's chest.
"-no shame at all, breaking into other people's houses. Wait until Alphonse gets back I'll have him throw you out."
"He won't be back until tomorrow." Roy chimed in when Edward paused for breath.
"He's going to-to-, What did you say?"
"He won't be back until tomorrow." he said again as he sat up, in the process sliding Fullmetal into his lap.
Edward landed in his lap brushing against Roy's erection through the uniform bareskinned. The look of shock on his face was enough to make Roy laugh out loud before turning and placing Edward on the bed.
Mustang stood and went to the head of the bed to put one pair of handcuffs on both posts. Fullmetal eyed them incredulously, "You're not going to-"Roy cut him off with a hard kiss on the lips that gentled and became very persuasive, Ed found himself wrapping his arms around Mustang's neck and arching off the bed. Still kissing Edward slipping his tongue in and out with a gentle thrusting motion, Roy clicked the handcuffs into place around Ed's wrists.He pulled back satisfied and grinned down at the dazed Elric. ~Point to the womanizer ~. He ran his gloved hand down Edward's chest making soft swirls before wrapping it around the potruding erection.
Edward arched off of the bed, the rough feeling of the glove against such sensitive spot was sensation orverdrive. After a few small strokes Roy pulled his hand away entirely and blew gently on the wet tip.- - -
Alphonse hurried home as fast as he could. I never should have done this, he thought to himself as he cut through an alley ~But those stories are so gooood~. He arrived at the house and noticed that Ed's bedroom was lit up by candlelight. Oh no, maybe I'm not too late. ~Yeah right you know you are.~
Alphonse entered the house and heard a loud moan from the bedroom. Years of being the little brother came into play and he burst into the room to make the person who was hurting his brother stop. But it wasn't that kind of moan, Alphonse surmised when came to a halt at the end of the bed.- - -
Roy had thought he would have the situation under control but Edward proved him wrong. The auto mail of his arm was alot stronger than the damn handcuffs and
Roy soon found himself on hands and knees over empty bed. He was going to turn and find out where Edward had gone, it was then that he discovered that he was wearing the handcuffs.
Looking over his shoulder annoyed he saw Edward walking around the room inspecting the walls.
"Uncuff me!" Roy demanded pulling at the cuffs ineffectually.
"Shhhh! I'm concentrating." Edward said back turning to study the bed posts. He smiled happily and clapped his hands together and placed them on the post. The top half disappeared in a flash of light leaving a long, flat piece of wood.
".....Wait a minute...that's not a-"
"Yep, corporal punishment is the only way to make bad little officers be good."
"Now wait a minute Fullmetal," Roy began putting as much command into his voice as possible.
Edward swung the paddle at Roy's still positioned ass and it hit home, hard. Roy yelped and fell to the bed writhing from the painful tingles that were sending confusing messages to his cock who thoroughly enjoy this. ~Point to the Elric~ Edward grabbed Roy's hat from the nightstand and put it on his head. It was a size too large so he tilted it to the side so he could see better.
"Are you going to be quiet now and speak only when spoken to?"
"You must have lost your mind!" Roy bellowed.
Edward put the paddle on the floor and clapped his hands again this time placing his hands on the bed. A small table rose out of the center of the bed pushing Mustang back into position. The hand cuffs slid upward on the post sending vibrations down Roy's arms.
Before Roy had time to protest Edward swatted him again.
"Do you want another one?" he asked swatting immediately afterward, not giving him time to respond.
"Edward," Roy groaned, rocking his hips against the sheet that was draped over the table trying to get some friction. He couldn't understand it, he'd been paddled as a boy and it never had this effect.
"Are you going to be good now? No more sneaking into my room?" Edward asked running his hands over Roy's red tinted backside.
"Yes." Mustang agreed readily, pushing backwards when he felt a finger run along the crack.
"You know what, I don't think that paddling is enough of a punishment." Edward said thoughtfully removing his hand. "You should be punished just a little more.""Why?"
Edward swatted him with the paddle again, causing Roy to moan into the sheets atop the table.
"What'd I say about talking without permission?" Edward asked.
" 'm sorry." Roy muttered.
"You know you should say master after that."
"You really have lost your mind." Roy muttered.
Edward slammed the paddle home hard and Roy yelped and practically shouted, "I'm sorry, master!"
"Much better." Edward commented as he ran a hand gently over the going to be bruised backside. Upon seeing Roy's coat Edward rummaged through the pockets looking for the keys to the handcuffs so he wouldn't have to transmute and ruin the lock later.
He felt cool metal and pulled it out of the pocket. Looking at the collar in his hands he turned to ask Roy what this was all about, when he saw Alphonse standing in the doorway.
"How long have you been there Al?" Edward asked as if he hadn't just been paddling his superior.
"I didn't see anything!" Alphonse squealed, broke out of his shock and tore out of the room then the house.
Edward shrugged when he heard the front door slam shut. Turning back to the bed he looked down at Roy's flushed face and dangled the collar in front of it. If possible Roy's face got darker.
"What were you planning to do with this?" Edward asked playfully.
"Nothing." Roy lied.
Edward grabbed the paddle and in the same fluid motion swatted Roy again. "Are you supposed to lie to your master ?"
"No, master." Roy whimpered.
"It's okay, I know what you had planned for it and now I'll return the favor."
"You mean....I have to-"
"Yep, at home and at work."
"This game has gone to far Edwa-"
The paddle slammed home.
"Yes master."
"Good boy."
Edit:fixed the errors that I could see if you find any please let me know and I had forgotten all about the number that I had put in there....Don't know why must be something about Roy getting paddled by a uniform issued cap wearing Edward that did it. *shrug* you guys for give me don't you.
(1) I don't know about the rest of you but that part was extremely hard for me to put in. I have a very strong hate/love thing going for that muscle bound doufus.
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