Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Retakes- RBBS ❯ chp.2// Return of MM ( Chapter 2 )

CONTINUATION

 

"MONOLOPY! What the hell are you doing here?!?" Envy growled, hiding his socks behind his back.

Monopoly man grinned in a sinister fashion. (But he is not fashionable) "Oh, Envy, dear Envy. You have cheated on me many times before, so I have come to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget."

And with that...

BANG BANG BIGGIDY DOG!

Envy gasped as a bunch of sugar bullets were stabbed through his heart thing!!! OR HER HEART. We are currently unsure.

Envy fell to the ground, paralyzed, as MM (Monopoly man) ran away to go after his next target.

 

MEANWHILE.

As everyone sat around the table, Akina cleared her throat. "Now," she began, "we must decide... what will we do to create the stone?"

"Well, the key to the stone is LOVE!" Guilt said happily, raising his eyebrows in a suggestive manner. (o.o;;)

"L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E!" sang Taka the exploded randomly, who had been seated in a cereal bowl.

"Guilt," Winry explained, sweat dropping, "it's love as in the EMOTION, stupid..."

"Are you calling ma momma fat?" Guilt snarled.

"What the heck?" Winry said.

"YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT SHE IS OBESE!" Guilt cried, standing up with rage. (NO, not the homunculus. The emotion. Yeah)

"What?!" Winry said in confusion.

"YOUR MOMMA'S SO STUPID SHE DANCES LIKE A STUPID PERSON!" Guilt yelled, waving his arms.

"Guilt," sighed Akina, "remember your temper--"

"SHUT UP..." said Guilt, pausing. "Uh, what's your name again?"

Akina gaped at him as Winry said, "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MOM ABOUT WHY WHAT HUH?"

"Say wut?" Guilt said. "I'm just saying. You started it."

Winry sighed, and Akina stepped up to go get a frying pan.

 

MEANWHILE.

"ENVY! Where the heck did you put the laundry?!?!" yelled Lust down the stairs of the Father's base. A rat chimera grinned at her and threw a T-bone at her face. (Umm.)

"Envy? Where are you?" Lust asked. "Don't tell me you're trying to hit on the socks again..."

Gluttony trailed after her, grinning. "I is a diggidy dog yo ma homie g i is too cool for ya so dance dance to revolution ya freaky homie fresh dawwwggg!"

"Whut?" asked Lust, staring at him with a question mark above her head. "Oh, never mind... OH MY GOSH!"

She suddenly saw the Envy guy with the sugar bullets through his heart. He gasped for air, reaching up for the sky. "Mama? I see the light! The liiiiigggghhhhttt!" He coughed suddenly. "S... socks! You are... calling! FOR ME!"

He flopped down suddenly, still as stillness. Lust held her breath, Gluttony held his... uhh...

Anyways...

Envy suddenly jolted up, and gasped for air again. "I saw a vision!" He screamed. "Eddie will not go out with Raven!"

"WHAT THE HECK?" Lust asked. "Dude, that's from That's So Raven... WRONG SHOW."
"Oh!" exclaimed Envy. "RIGHT! But anyways, MM is after us! He after everyone's who's cheated on him!"

"Oh shoot," gasped Lust, hiding her pics of her and MM 'moments'. (Cough cough)

"Lucky for us, he left his list of people to kill," Envy said, reading off the list. "Hmm... Big Bird, Amy Lee, Nicole, Edward Elric, Jacob Black, and..." His eyes nearly pooped out of his head. "AKINA! OFMHFUHFDIYGSYUD! I CANNOT LET MM KILL AKINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

TO BE CONTINUED