Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Stress Reiliver ❯ One-Shot

I suddenly had a strange urge to write a RoyxEd story. How strange...

Strange my ass! That’s just down right wrong! I’m 14-16 years old & his like...in his early 30's! It’s sick n’ twisted!

Sick & twisted? Mmmm, just how I like it.

*Jumps back looking at Roy after he popped out of no where.* Ah! Not you too!? Where the hell did you come from anyway...?

That’s easy. I came from the same place you came from Fullmetal. *Smirks.*

*Face pales.* I think I’m ganna be sick...

Good..*grin* Good.

Note: I do not own any of the FMA characters. Although I’ve made smeller ones.. >>;

*Comes from no where & rips his shirt off, flexing.* This story belongs to Chibi Eiri Yuki! If anyone clams it other wise... you will have to deal with me! Hum! *Flexes muscle.*

Thank you Armstrong. Enjoy *Bows* Damn it Ed, will you get off the ceiling!
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Stress Reliever

Ed found himself being lectured by the Colonel once more, about how much of a trouble..or him & paper work..or something like that. He really wasn’t paying attention; with a pinky in his ear, digging around for who-knows-what, while looking at the wall in front of him.

“Are you listening Edward?!” Mustang yelled, slamming his hands down on his desk standing up more then irritated with the small boy.

That got his attention! Ed snapped his look at Roy giving him an eyes closed, somewhat nervous, grin while he stood up. He was planing to retreat from the room as soon as he got a chance. It wasn’t just Roy’s yelling that made him start to worry about his safety, but what name Mustang called him by.

Fullmetal, when he was feeling smug, or cocky. Ed when he was serious, Edward when he was as pissed as he could be with the boy, & small, runt, pee-wee, microscopic, or anything else along those lines was when he was in a good mood or he wanted to get a rise out of Ed.

“Now, now Colonel. Don’t get all heated up over me.” Ed said with a slight chuckle as he began to take steps towards the door.

Mustang gave the boy a hard glare, before sighing & plopping himself back into his chair. “You’re right Fullmetal.” Ed looked at Mustang surprised; hearing the changed tone & name. “You’re not big enough to get worked up over, let alone worth it.” He rubbed his right temple while Ed through one of his fits about being called, or referenced to being called, small.

‘God, this guy changes moods quicker then Winry!’ Ed thought as he huffed back his breath. He didn’t understand why Mustang got so mad so easily, today, anyways. Ed hadn’t done much other then destroy a few things...& towns.., & a few more things in that other town. Some people had gone missing in that place, too. Then there was this one thing.... Okay so maybe he had caused a bit- or a lot- of trouble for the Colonel. He still didn’t get why he got that mad. Usually he would be getting Ed riled up by telling him everything he had done like he was writing the story himself.

“I’m sorry Ed,” Okay, Ed definitely knew there was something wrong with Roy now. “I’ve been pretty stressed out lately & I guess your shit sent me through the roof.”

“I see, so that’s why your ‘followers’ are as far away from you as possible right now.” Ed remarked as he placed his left hand on his hip & smirked.

Roy shot him another glare before sighing again, & shutting his eyes. Leaning on the chair’s back, he reluctantly agreed. “I suppose so...”

Ed wasn’t really sure how to respond to the Colonel. He not only apologized but agreed with Ed, which was something out of this world. As much as Ed was freaked out by the change in Roy, he rather liked it. ‘He needs to be stressed out more often.’ Ed thought, smiling, while wondering if he could stress him out anymore, or maybe relax him.


Carefully creeping to the door, Ed clicked the lock in place & flicked the lights off. He looked back at Mustang to see if he was going to say anything, or if he had even noticed.

Roy’s eyes remained shut. He had heard the click & flick but didn’t think much of it. ‘Fullmetal can’t do much more harm, could he?’ Roy mused to himself before extra weight was added to his lap. This he minded. Opening his eyes, he looked.

Ed was cuddling his body against Mustang’s torso while pampering his neck with soft kisses. This wasn’t the first time the blond had done something like this, so Roy wasn’t really surprised. It was however something he didn’t feel like dealing with. Roy was about to push the small boy but suddenly stopped. Ed had hit a muscle knot in the Colonel’s neck & began massaging it with his tongue.

With a groan, Roy shut his eyes tilting his head slightly; so Ed could have better access. His arms rested on the arm rests.

Ed smirked as he continued his treatment on the older man. Placing one hand on Mustang’s opposite shoulder, he yanked him down. “Your too tall.” Ed, playfully, complained in Roy’s ear getting a snicker in reply, followed by a gasp as Ed’s hand rubbed Mustang’s manhood over his blue military uniform.

Ed waited for his superior to push him off, or give him an order to stop, or something. He was surprised when the Colonel’s legs spread. Ed chuckled lightly while moving his hand from Mustang’s shoulder to the first button on the uniform top, popping it lose. Same with the second one. The actions followed to Roy’s under shirt.

Ed removed his glove from his automail hand before sliding it into the Colonel’s, now, open tops. He reserved a large whine, from Roy & clammed the mans mouth at the opportunity. Sticking his tongue in to taste & examen the moist cavern. The two began to tongue wrestle enthusiastically.

Ed’s other hand snaked off of Roy’s still concealed, hardened, member & inside his open shirt. He rubbed one nipple playfully, his automail arm holding Mustang tightly to him.

Moaning Mustang only made their kiss that much better. He wrapped his arms around the small boy ‘experimenting’ with some new tricks. Ed shuddered at the mans experience. Maybe he should have let Roy do this to him a while ago.

After Ed was preoccupied with trying to regain the dominance, which he had obviously lost somewhere along the line, Mustang snapped open the boy’s pants button with one quick motion. The zipper came next. Ed whimpered when he felt a light brush of Roy’s fingers cross over the large bulge of his boxers. Roy was starting the think he should have clammed Ed a while back.

When the kiss swollen lips parted from one another panting to gather back the air they had lost. Ed’s black pants & boxers were on the floor, on top of his boots. His bear ass was grinding onto Mustang’s fabric protected erection. From the sounds the dark haired man was making, it was obvious he was enjoying this.

“Edward..” He groaned before the boy stopped. Now was his chance to free his groin from his prison & that’s what he did.

Ed stared over his shoulder at the enlarged member. “Now I know why they all seem to love you...aside from your charm & flirting abilities.”

The comment gave the opportunity for Roy to half smirk, half grin. The women all seemed to say the same thing as Ed just had. Or close enough to it. “Now,” Mustang seductively said into Ed’s ear, letting hot breath roll out to caress the shell. “Prepare yourself. That’s an order Fullmetal.”

Ed shuddered at the hotly spoken words. He had actually lost himself at that little bit of pleasure. But what did The Colonel want him to do? Prepare himself? Fine, only if he could use Mustang’s pre-cum for lubrication.

Adjusting to a position where Ed was straddling, & facing, Mustang. Smirking at Roy’s confused look his flesh hand, roughly, took hold of his superior’s member. He began to pump the length, maddingly slow, causing the dark haired man to gasp sharply. Throwing his head back & arching into Ed’s hand.

Ed’s automail hand held down the Colonel’s hips when they tried to buck & get the small boy’s hand to go faster. But Ed wasn’t about to change his pace.

As Mustang wiggled around beneath Ed, the blond caught sight of a pink nub. It looked very appetizing. Leaning in to Roy’s chest Ed gave the nipple & lick. He felt the older man shudder in delight, or was it frustration?

He did it again & received a moan. It made him smirk as he felt pre-cum trickle out & down. Quickly he scooped it onto tow fingers & lathered them.

Mustang let out a groan when he lost the hand, but it was going so slow that there might have been nothing there at all. He opened his eyes & looked into nervous golden ones. They weren’t looking back at him but that was okay. Ed was trying to summon enough courage to do this.

Ed had just realized the embarrassment factor of having to do this your self. Wasn’t your partner suppose to do this for you? Roy was being curl to him again! Damnit! Ed was so caught up in the moment he didn’t even protest to Mustang’s..’order.’ He had given him what he wanted for so long. He was on a leash now.

‘DAMNIT!’ Ed cursed himself in his head as his fingers hesitated to enter. Just then he felt a gloved hand help him out by pushing the digit in. He, sharply, gasped leaning forward & laying his head on the Colonel’s chest.

Roy just smirked as he let the finger sit in the boy, for him to adjust. How nice it was to have control. After a minuet or so the finger began to pump in & out in an even rhythm. A second one was forcefully add a moment later. Then a third. Soon all three were removed & some larger was probing at his entrance.
“Ready Ed.” Mustang warned, more then asked, before thrusting into him.

His gasp caught in the middle of his throat & turned into a squeaky whimper while letting his hand clutch onto the Colonel’s uniform. “You bastard..” He gritted out, strained. “You could have at least waited for me to answer.” He was just glad there was no movement. Non yet anyway.

“Are you okay, Edward?” Came Mustangs voice as he laid a gentle kiss on Ed’s forehead.

“Yeah, just give me a minuet.” That minuet passed buy quicker then Ed purposed it would. He was soon unknowingly giving the command for Roy to move. Roy complied eagerly pulling out & then thrust back in.

Ed gritted his teeth while taking in a large breath of air. “You okay?” Roy asked again in concern.

Ed nodded his head. “I’m fine, or I will be, just don’t stop.” This made Mustang smirk as he repeated his previous actions; pulling out then thrusting back in.

Only a few moments later he found Edward’s prostate, making the small boy pretty much scram. He set a track on it, hitting the pleasured point over & over; making Edward moan & shudder in delight.

Mustang was surprised when he felt Ed meting his thrust, & also when Ed roughly kissed him to muffle his sounds. Though it was nice. Roy eagerly kissed back as their tongues locked in a battle of who-knows-what since dominance was, clearly, already decided.

Roy thrust harder, faster as he felt Ed grow closer & closer to climax. One of his hands had locked to Ed’s neglected erection. Pumping it in time with his thrust. His other hand ran through golden locks. It wasn’t to long after that, that Ed lost himself in complete bliss with a muffled scram in Roy’s mouth & a release like no other.

It wasn’t to long till Roy followed. A few more thrust is all.

The two males stayed where they were panting for a while. Ed’s head on Mustangs bear chest listening to his heartbeat. Roy’s arms were wrapped loosely around the small boy.

“What that a good enough stress reliever Colonel?” Ed’s soft husky voice asked; a smirk laced it.

Roy slightly opened one eye to lazily look at blond hair. “Better then Havoc anyways.” He smirked back at the little jump he felt the boy in his arms have.

“So,” Ed continued, not wanting to know what Havoc & the Colonel had ‘done’. “Do I still have to do that report on my last mission?”

So that what this was about really. “What if I say you do?”

“I’ll kill you, bastard Colonel.”

Mustang just chuckled softly as he leaned back in his chair. “Then I guess I have no choice. I’ll cover for you. You don’t have to do it.” Shifting a bit he pulled out of the small boy. “You better hurry. Al is probably worried.”

“Right..” Ed said seeming to already be asleep.

When he didn’t move Roy sighed but smiled at the small boy in his arms. Laying a kiss on his forehead he pulled him closer. “Fine.” He began, content enough. You can sleep here for a little while.
~End~
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So how was it?!

I already told you it’s sick & twisted!

It was so cute! But if you excuse us.. *Grabs Edward* I have some business with this young man. *Drags him away*

Ah! You baka Colonel! Why the hell are you letting her control you like that with her putting actions in those star thingys!!

Hah. Bye bye Edo-kun. =^.^= So how did you readers like it? I would be very grateful for any of your thoughts, good or bad, there all nice to hear! Every one give a hand to Rage-chan for her help with my lousy grammar & spelling.

*Twitch twitch* Why do I have to be the one to suffer!?

> Well hope you enjoyed! Later!




(This actually still needs editing. Be patient please. I’ll repost it soon.)