Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA power! ❯ You and me!!! ( Chapter 11 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Me:Uhhhhh...Hi.....I know I haven't been nice....to my own people...I hate myself because I didn't bother to write a disclaimer...Why? Does it make people feel guilty if they don't?...I feel guilty...really guilty...
ANYWAYS I would like to sit and have a talk with all the fellow readers...WARNING: this chapter has nothing to do with my current story, but rest assured, I will still continue it for all of the people who actually wants me to continue it......oh right I forgot. the DISCLAIMER. Like all you people have been complaining about friggen DISCLAIMERS all the time because you always have to read them!!!(not that you guys ever complain) Like all people say, I don't own FMA...
Lets all discuss now... -_- *closes eyes* peace, love, happiness, tranquility...

You: o.O uh...

Ed:Don't worry reader, she gets like this all the time when she's feeling...a bit mushy...

You:O.o...oh...okay...

Me:ED!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CIRCLE OF PEACE!!!

Ed:You can clearly see that the reader thinks you're high!!!

Me:NO, THE READER IS CONFUSED!!! AND I AM TRYING TO HELP THAT!!!!

Ed:NO YOU ARE SCARING IT!!!

You:...I'm an it?...;__;

Me:NO!! I AM TRYING TO TALK AND COMMUNICATE WITH THEM!!!

Ed:YOU ARE BEING A FREAK!!!

Me:WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT?!?! WHOEVER SAID YOU WERE ALLOWED IN THIS STORY ANYWAY?!?!?!

Ed:YOU DID!!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU TWISTED PEOPLES MINDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! YOU GROTESQUE CREATURE!!!

Me:WELL SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD!!! YOU...YOU...uh....

Ed:*snicker* You can't even think of something to say now! HAH!!!

Me:YOU SON OF SHORTY!!!

You: O_O' uh

Ed: (typical, usual rage) WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU NEED A LADDER JUST TO REACH A COOKIE JAR ON THE COUNTER!!!

Me:STOP BEING SO ANNOYING!!!!

Al:Uh I heard all the noise. Is there a fight up here?

Ed:*pulls out a water gun and starts shooting at the narrator* HOLY WATER!!! CHRIST REPELS YOU EVIL HEARTLESS DEMON!!!

Me:AHHHHH!!! MY MACCORONI COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

Al and You: O___O'

Me:*dodges water and grabs reader and Al* LETS GO SOMEWHERE SAFE!!!

Ed:OH NO YOU DON'T!!! ITS COMING WITH ME!!! YOU'LL KILL IT!!! >< *grabs your arm*

Me:BACK OFF!!! SHE'S COMING WITH ME!! SHE NEEDS TA BE SAVED!!! >o< *grabs your other arm*

Ed:I'M ALREADY TRYING TO SAVE IT FROM YOU!!! LET GO!!! *pulls to his side*

Me:NO!!! I FOUND HER FIRST!!! *pulls arm on my side*

Al:O_o' uh, I think it or she's a guy...

Me:No she's a girl!!! *pulls hard*

Ed:WHO CARES WHAT GENDER!!! GIVE ME THE READER!!! *pulls harder*

You: X__X'

Roy:*barges in the room with a miniskirt on the top of his head*

All:O_o???

Roy:Ummmmm...what is goin on???

You:Can I go home now? ^^'

Al:They are fighting over the reader...

Roy:That is selfish you two!!! Shame on you!!!

Me:Well, I saw this person first!!!

Ed:She's gonna kill the poor thing!!!

Me:Ahem! I am rescuing!! RESCUING!!!

Roy:...hmmmm....Lemme think (he thinks he's a wise man)

Ed, Al, You, Me:...................*silence*......................

Roy:You guys can always share, couldn't you?

Me:WHAT?!?! But thats impossible!! I can't rip them in half!!! I'm not strong enough!!!

You: O.O'.....can I go now???

Ed:NOT LIKE THAT YOU IGNORAMOUS!!

Winry:Look everyone!!! I can do this!!! *plays "Mary had a Little Lamb" on the piano with one finger*

All: ( ' .' ) .............

Me:*SIGH* I can't do this anymore... -_-'

Roy:*Takes the miniskirt off his head and places it on your head*

You:O_O' Uh

Roy:Keep it....It will accomplish your goals in life...*leaves room* -_-(wise i tell ya...wise)

Al:Ok...he just gave you a miniskirt...O_o'

Winry:"mary had a little lamb--uh something something"

Me:*grabs cleaning supplies and starts cleaning all around the room* Man this place is a pig stye...

Ed:I need to take a crap....

You:O.O ' ?

Me:The longest crap in your life!!!!

Ed:...*dramatically leaves to the bathroom*

Al:....Urine....*heheheh*

Winry:nobodies home nobodies home nobodies home

Roy:*appears again in the room* Hey everybody! Wanna watch a soap?

Me:Um, but Eds in the bathroom and thats where all the soap is.. O.o

Roy:You idiot! Not THAT kind of soap!

You: ^^'

Winry:Lets go watch the soap! ^.^ *grabs you and heads down the stairs*

Me:She's still gonna talk to ME after the soap!!! >o<

You:*shudders* O_O' (i dont want to go to that lady...)

Everyone:*goes downstairs to watch the soap*

Ed:*flush* Ahhhhhhhh much better...where'd every-body go?...............................................I'll go look in the bathroom.

T.V.:Welcome to The Overly Dramatic Soap Opera Show! Now everyone shut up while its on!

Me:YAY!!!!!!

All:SHUT UP!!

Me: *eats popcorn* ^^

Quick explaination in whats going on: Theres a steroid addicted super model who is about to lose her lover just because she had been drunk wih another man and been brainwashed by him to poison her current lover when he takes a sip of his wine with the Queen of England who had her birthday party at ECQ(Emerald Queen Casino). Now that he's fainted and got all puffy eyed and his balls shrunk, he remains in the hospital where the steroid addicted super model shows him pity while his hair falls out, becoming bald and he stinks real bad.

You:*watches*

Al:Ooo! This is gonna be good!!

Winry:O.O*watching deeply)

Roy:...

Me:^^ *not sharing popcorn*

~T.V.~

Right now the scene is at the hospital where the super model is pacing around in the lobby.

Super Model:Doctor, how is he?

Dr.Buttcheeks:It seems as though his current conditions are getting worse everytime he sees you...

SM:Oh my dear, do you know the symptoms that are driving him crazy?

Dr.B:Well, one:You, Two:scary hospital blankets, and Three:The vaccines we've been pointlessly injecting him with...

SM:Do...you think he will get any better?......*teary eyed*

Dr.B:...I don't know Super model....I don't know... *turns around slowly yet dramatically*

SM: *falls on chair and starts sobbing* Oh God...why....

*sad scary music plays*

~We'll be right back after these pointless rip off messages!!!~

Me:YEA!!! THAT WAS EXTREME!!! SHE WAS ALL....CRYING....AND HE WAS LIKE.....MAKING IT.....WORSE....

Roy:Will somebody shut that bimbo up?

You:...O.O' heheh...(uncomfortable)

Al:I like the part where the doctor turned around dramatically ^^

Winry:WAAAAAAAAA!!!! That was SO touching!!! *sob* Hold on Im gonna go get the ice cream *sobs*

Ed:*sigh* Where the heck did evryone GO?!?!...........I think I'll go look in the bathroom...

~T.V.~

We're back with The Overly Dramatic Soap Opera Show!

The super model comes back to the hospital to come visit with her lover again.

SM:I hope that he will soon come back to me! I want to see him alive! I NEED him by my side!

Dr.Buttcheeks:Miss Super Model, is that correct?

SM:Yes, it is I.

Dr.B:Please come with me....*dramatically walks away*

Now, we are in SM's Lover's Room where he lies unconsious.

Dr.B:Now, I don't know if you know this already...

SM:.....Y-yes? Go on....

*sad scary music plays*

Dr.B:*sigh* Your lover has a family history....His Father's, mother's, sister's, grandma's, wife's, aunt's, sister's, cousin's, husband's, uncle's, great great grandfather's, great great great grandmother's, evil twin sister's, second cousin's, wife's, husband's, great great granddad had a terrible condition that he had to live with.

SM:And?....

Dr.B:It had spread across his family's bloodline...and...

SM:AND?!......

Dr.B:*sigh*...I'm sorry....but....

SM:But what?!?!?!?!?....*teary eyed again* *sob* TELL ME!!!

Dr.B:I'm sorry...but he is going to die from retardation...

*dramatic music*

SM:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!

All:*gasps*

Me:*eats popcorn kernels that were unpopped at the bottom of the bag*

You:O.O *watching deeply*

Me:*chokes on a kernel* COUHG! COUGH COUGH!!!!

All:Shhhhhh!!!!

Me:*dies*

Ed:*pops in the middle of the TV* I MADE A POTTY!!! AND I FOUND YOU ALL BY MYSELF YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

All:GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

T.V.:Tune in next time for The Overly Dramatic Soap Opera Show! And we are too mean to show previews!!! So good night!!!

All:ED!! YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!!!

You:O.O'

Me:*dead*

Ed:*poke poke* Hey.....narrator girl's dead....

All:*looks at narrator girl*

Roy:Oh well, lets call up the cemetery place and tell them we're arranging a funeral...

Al:WHY?!?!?! WHY DID SHE DIE?!?!?! *sob sniff* OVER A SINGLE KERNEL?!?! WHY COULN'T SHE HAVE JUST DIED OF RETARDATION?!?! WAAAAAAAAA!!!

Winry:*sobs* *eating ice cream, getting fat*

Ed:*poke poke*
-----------------------one year later, they decide to bury me finally ^.^-------------------------

*church music plays*

Me:*in a casket half open, my head is peeking out*

Preacher:Well, we are here to say a few word before we cast her away to the underworld...Who would like to step forward?

Roy:I will *steps up*
*Ahem* She was an un-intelligent individual...she always acted like she knew everything, was a pain in the arse, and she couldn't tell the difference between milk and cheese...-_-

*silence*

Al:I will be next...She was a fun person to be around with...and she helped me...uh...somehow....and well--uh she was lovable...-_-

*silence*

Winry:I want to speak...*ahem* I always envy her for the way she acts...she acts--uh...crazy. But above all, she was not very smart and was um...annoying...in a good way... -_-'

Suddenly something crashed through the beautilfully designed church window.

Envy:Who said my name?! ^^

Preacher:GET OUT!! BE GONE DEMON!!! *grabs out holy gun and shoots Envy out another beautiful window*

Envy:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Preacher:MAY GOD CAST YOU DOWN INTO HELL!!!

All:A-Amen? O.O
*silence*

*church music plays*

Ed:I will step up too...*sigh* She was a blind creature, she was weird, has no shame, she kept writing crap about all the characters in FMA, Oh! And not to mention jacking up everyone's personality! She was a heartless feind when she wanted to be, I doubt the underworld would keep her, she smells like grass, and sometimes she's too emotional, and in the end, she just ended up killing herself hence not taking care of her problems, and--

Al and Roy:*grabs Ed and pulls him back down to shut him up*

Preacher:Now we will lower her down six feet under...where she may rest in peace...*closes casket opening*

Me:*bursts the casket door* IM ALIVE!!!!! ^o^ WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

All:O_O' !!!!!

You:O.O'!!

Ed:Y-you're...alive?!?!

Me:That s right!! ^^

Roy:Bu-but HOW?!?!

You:O.O

Al:AHHHHHHHH!!! ZOMBIE!!!! *jumps out of a window*

Winry:*sobs* Eating ice cream here!! She's alive!!!

Me:*jumps on the organ* HIT IT MONKEY!!!

Organ Player:*plays retro music*

Me:*gets down with my bad self*

All:O________________________o; ?!?!?!

Me:LETS ALL GO HOME AND DO THAT AGAIN!!! WOOT WOOT!!! ^^

All:X__X

You:O.o' c-can I go home now?
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Well...That was fun...but my fingers hurt because of typing so fast...SEEYA LATER!!! Im gonna go torture EVERYONE!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!