Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Super FMA Power 2! ❯ Come now! ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Its MEEEEEE!!!! The second chapter yay!!! Wait a minute....OH YEA! When you see the word BEEP it means there's another scene that is totally random and different than what you saw the last two seconds...(you'll get the picture...)

Envy:Shut up! We want a disclaimer!!!

Ed:Yea!!!

Okay! Shut up already! You guys are the only ones who think this is screwed anyway...*ahem* The DISCLAIMER:...........don't own it......that is all....

Ed:Day two for Jack Ass!!!! ^^

Roy:Hold still while your saying that! Quit bouncin' around!!!

Ed:Hello 'yall...I'm Edward Elric and I'm gonna ram a motorcycle into Winry's house *hops on a motorcycle*

Al:*watches*

Hawkeye: ;_; (I'm not the camera person anymore?)

Ed:Here I go!!!! *VROOM! VROOM!* *takes off...goin 10 miles per minute*

BOOM!!!!

Roy:Holy Sh*t!!!

(The house is on fire)

Winry:*comes outta the house and beats the crap outta Ed* Ed you A-hole!!!!

Al:OoO Brother!!!

BEEP!

*stiffled laughter*

Roy:Hi I'm Roy Mustang and I'm gonna dig up my grandpa's grave! ^^

Hawkeye:*holding the camera*

Ed:OoO

Al:O.o

Winry:O_o

(Fast forward) We are now at the part where he has found his grandpa's caskett!

Roy:*opens up the caskett*

Dead Guy:Ah! The Light!!! I'm trying to sleep you Turd!!!

Roy:Grandpa...you called my father that...not me...

Dead Guy:Wah?! Who?! I kill you!!! Where are you?! *grabs Roy's sleeve*

Al:AHHH ZOMBIE!!! *jumps out some random house's window*

Ed:Holy CRAP!! HE'S ALIVE?!

Roy:*hitting dead guy on the head with his shovel*

Dead Guy:*Not letting go*

Roy:Let go mutha F*kka!!

Dead Guy:MAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! BLEH BLEH BLEH!!!!

Ed:F*ck! *runs away*

Al:*runs away*

Hawkeye:*pulls out gun and shoots dead guy in the head*

Dead Guy:*not exactly dead yet*

Hawkeye:*shoots three more times*

Dead Guy:*not dead yet*

Roy:Get this man whore off me!!!

Hawkeye:Im trying!!! *bang bang bang!!!*

Dead Guy:Turd!!! I know you cheated on your wife for some emo kid!!!

Roy:Is this all on tape?!

Hawkeye:Yes sir it is...

Roy:Help Me!!!!

Dead Guy:*jumps out of his caskett and runs off*

Roy:Oh crap...

BEEP! We are now standing by an ocean ^.^

Al:Hello....Uh--I'm Alfow--uh--Alphonse Elric! Its--its Alphonse Elric! And I'm gonna...... *big silent pause*

Roy:Say it...

Al:I can't I dont wanna do it!

Roy:Say it now or you aint gettin no candy!

Al:But I can't do it!! I'm gonna die!!

Ed:*stiffled laughing*

Al:*sigh* I'm Al and...I'm gonna drown myself...*points at ocean* in that ocean....

Ed:*bursts out laughing*

Roy:...

Al:*sighs and runs into the water in the deep zone*

Ed:*Laughing insanely*

Roy:*laughing*

Hawkeye:(the camera person) *is laughing*

All:*laughing*

Roy:Okay stop laughing lets go get something to eat! ^o^

End of Jack Ass day two...
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Come again!!! ^^