Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ The Butterfly Alchemist ❯ Fullmetal... Nanny?????? ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
They all stared dumb-founded at the Colonel.
“Yes, of course, he'll be happy to watch her…. No, won't be a problem…. He's not in the office as of right now…. So, send her on the train…. Yes, on the 1st…. Sounds like a plan…Good bye.”
Fullmetal stared at Roy. In fact, his whole office was staring at him.
“Good, you're already here, Ed,” the Colonel was still wearing that stupid grin; the one that said I've got plans for you. “Now, I've got multiple assignments to handout. Oh and would you look at that; they're all for the Fullmetal Alchemist.”
“Why are they all for me?” Ed whined.
“Because, as your superior, I can give you as many as I want to, Edward. That's the perk to being older than you.”
Roy smiled, the elder Elric brother was getting pissed off. The while situation was really funny. What's even funnier is that this was just like all the other times Ed got pissed of at Roy, which means that he was visibly pissed.
“Your first assignment is to visit the barracks. You and your brother are getting a new room. Second, your to track down any leads concerning a child of a homunculus.”
“I wasn't aware the homunculi could have children.”
“That's why you are tracking down leads. Now you're to start by question retired state alchemist, Nicoli Robintorn.”
Roy looked at Ed, “You would know him as the Stone Heart Alchemist.”
Ed and Al knew all about Robintorn. He did work on the Philosopher's Stone. He was better known, though, for his work on ways to execute people. The name, Stone Heart, suited him well because he was said to have seen each of his gruesome methods to execute people at least 3 times for each method.
“And finally, Edward, while doing everything else, you are assigned to watch my niece for as long as she wishes to stay here in the city.”
“You're joking, right Mustang?” Alphonse shouted. He didn't think that the Colonel had been serious; there was way that he was serious.
Before Ed could get his say in the matter, Roy simply, “I'm serious and if you refuse then I'll have you court marshaled for refusing to obey an order.”
Havoc suddenly started to laugh; he was having trouble breathing because he was laughing so hard.
Roy looked a bit surprise, “What's so funny?”
Havoc had tears in his eyes, “It's…. It's Ed…'
Ed was extremely pissed off by now, “AND WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT ME?!?!?!”
Havoc looked up, “You're the Fullmetal Nanny!”