Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ The Paper work and I ❯ The Paper work and I ( Chapter 1 )

East Headquarters…………………….

 

( Roy Mustang opens door to his office )

 

Roy: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

( Paper work starts falling on him like the way he puts shaving cream on his armpit )

 

Roy: WHAT IS ALL THIS??!!!

 

Riza: They're the paper work you didn't do yesterday.

 

Roy: (Where'd she come from?) No they're not. I did my paper work yesterday.

 

*yeah, right*

 

Riza: Yes, they are.

 

Roy: No, they aren't.

 

Riza: Yes, they are.

 

Roy: No, they aren't. *getting pissed*

 

Riza: Yes, they are.

 

Roy: NO, THEY AREN'T!!!!

 

Riza: Yes, they are.

 

Roy: NO THEY AREN'T!!!! NO, THEY AREN'T!!! NO THEY AREN'T!!!

 

Riza: Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Yes, they are.

 

Roy: You better stop that Lieutenant OR I'LL FIRE YOU!!

 

Riza: You can't do that, sir.

 

Roy: I mean I'll set you on fire.

 

Riza: You can't do that, sir.

 

Roy: Knock it off….

 

Riza: I can't do that, sir.

Roy: Stop that.

 

Riza: I can't do that, sir.

 

Roy: LIEUTENANT HAWKEYE, I ORDER YOU TO STOP!!

 

Riza: SIR, I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR!!

 

Roy: What did I ever do to you? Please, stop.

 

Riza: As soon as you finish your paper work, sir.

 

Roy: I already told you that's not my paper work!!

 

Riza: Yes, it is.

 

Roy: (Not this again…) Look……I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP!!

 

Riza: As soon as you finish your paper work, sir.

 

Roy: Did Fullmetal pay you to do this?? Please stop and I'll pay you double!!

 

Riza: Fullmetal? Sir, no, sir! Finish your paper work, sir!!

 

Roy: I am gonna die…………………………&# 8230;..

 

Now we all know Roy Mustang's greatest fear: PAPER WORK

Why else would he go through all that trouble convincing Hawkeye that's not his paper work?

 

The next room…………

 

Hughes: Has anyone seen mountains of paper work around here? They're mine….