Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ The Snowball Rebelion ❯ Snow Day ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Jamie1317kast
The last time King Bradley ever told the whole army to take a day off and play in the snow was when the first snow-fall of the year turned out to be the biggest snowball fight of the century.

Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.27.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 645 | Status: Completed

The Snowball Rebelion
By, Jamie1317kast
 
The last time King Bradley ever told the whole army to take a day off and play in the snow was when the first snow-fall of the year turned out to be the biggest snowball fight of the century.
 
Disclaimer: I don't own them, so don't sue, because I'm poor.
 
Rated PG-13
 
Snow Day:
 
' Snow Day'; the words every child longs to hear every morning come winter time. But come college, and life beyond high school, snow days are rare, if, in fact, they even still exist at all.
The grown-ups plod along in their oh-so-boring lives, and the adults in the world of Full Metal Alchemist are no exception.
However, their dull rutine is about to change…
 
 
 
 
" What is it?"
" I don't know."
" It's all white and…fluffy-looking."
" Very articulate Breda."
" Shut up Havoc!"
" Can't you lot stop acting like boys and start acting men?" Riza Hawkeye entered the paperwork-filled office room. Havoc, Falman, Breda, and Fuery were all clustered by the large windows.
" Now, what are you all wondering about over there?"
 
" I believe it's called 'snow', Colonel Mustang."
" Gaaah!" Roy jumped back from his apartment window. " Fuhrer Bradley! W-what a surprise!"
The Fuhrer chuckled, and Roy checked to make sure that his heart was still beating properly. It really freaked him out when the President appeared out of nowhere like that…
 
" Do you think we can all get a day off?" Fuery wondered, petting Black Hayate.
" It would be really great if we could have a snow day. I haven't had one of those since I was a kid."
Riza sighed, straightening up Roy's desk. " I doubt the Fuhrer would take the time out of our busy scheduals to-"
Suddenly, the intercome blared to life. Bradley's voice came over the loudspeakers.
" Attention all military personel. I have an important announcement to make. Out of holiday spirit and good cheer for the Christmas season, I have officialy decided to declare today a SNOW DAY! WH0000T!!!"
A sharp clatter was heard by all as the Fuhrer himself left his office in pursuit the long-lost snow days of his childhood.
" -On second thought," Hawkeye sighed. " A break from the office would be nice. Don't you think so boys? …boys?"
Riza looked around, only to discover that she was alone in the room. Opening up the windows, she saw Fuery, Breda, Falman, and Havoc carousing about in the white, fluffy snow.
Fuery looked up and waved. Riza smiled, and waved back when, suddenly, Havoc hit her square in the face with a snowball.
" Ha ha! Gotcha, Hawkeye!"
The men's shouts and whoops of laughter died away as they realized that Riza was no longer at the window. Subconciously, with their human instinct for survival, everybody present backed rapidly away from 2nd Lt. Havoc.
Havoc turned to his commrades. " Hey guys, what's goin' on here-"
" Ooo 2nd Lt. Jean Havoc." Riza's voice froze the blood of every man present in the courtyard.
" I'll give him two seconds." Breda whispered to Falman.
" And he was such a good 2nd Lt. too." Murmured Fuery, placing his hat over his heart.
Havoc, about to question his good fellows, froze stiff as the sound of Riza's bootsteps crunched up behind him.
" Havoc," Riza smiled maliciously. " You have been a very, very, bad boy."
" Oh, SHI-"
 
***Due to extreme violence, this scene has been left up to your imagination.***
 
to be continued…