Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ weird pairing and ooc things ❯ alphonse? ( Chapter 2 )

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ok i lied this one isn;t pairing I thought it up wheni was watching fma tonight-its on right now so i mioght make some mistakes cause im watching it.episode uh 4 i think the one where they go to shou tuckers house and the baby and oh its called the alchemy exam....EDWARD DISCLAIMER!NOW!
ED:fine whatever...she doesn't own fma now i gtg or the sow is going to be messed up!
me:okie dokie R&R!
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Al starts saying the opening thingy:Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving some-Ok this just ain't working for me people! Its the exact same thing i've said for all the other episodes!
Ed: Al just say it! we are making big bucks here!
Al: Ok I can't stand this anymore! I hate being mister gay-ass nice guy! I'm not hear me people not! Ed is a short, pipsqueak not as good as me stupid idiotic who I totally blame for putting me in this god-damned piece of shit armor!
Ed:you don't mean that *runs off crying like a sissy little girl.*
Al: Shut up and stop crying, pussy!
Everyone else on the show:o_0
Director: uh...well...yeah.....lets...uh...thats a wrap!everyone go home..uh..yeah....
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i just thought that al would get tired of saying that over and over agi8n and being so nice. Well plz no flames.
ed: wtf?! al wouldn't do that and crying? sissy? girl?
al: ed now be reasonable. i'm sure she only wrote it to make people laugh.
me: yeah ed! dont make something so little into something so big!
ed: oh and now you going to break out the short jokes?!*startes chasing me*
me:*runs like a manic*
al:uh hehe. plz review!