Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!? FMA STYLE!! ❯ Change Emotions, World’s Worst, and a special guest! ( Chapter 5 )

Kat: Okay, I know I said in the last chapter that I would have `Props', but I just saw `Whose Line' the other night and these two games were so funny, that I had to put them in first! But this I swear! I will do Props after these two games! And if I don't…take your hatred on Eve.

 

Eve: O_O WHA!!??

 

Angela: ::sweatdrops::

 

Disclaimer- I own nothing but Eve, Angela, and these insane ideas!!!

 

Warnings: Some Yaoi, insanity, and a guest appearance!

 

Chapter 5- Change Emotions, World's Worst, and a special guest!

 

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Kat: WELCOME BACK!!!!! ::bangs on her giant bell::

 

::audience wakes up after waiting for so long::

 

Ed: ABOUT TIME!

 

Kat: Quiet shrimp!

 

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A-::is hit in the head with a pencil::

 

Sarah: ::has hundreds of pencils:: BWAHAHA!!

 

Kat: --_-- Sarah, did you take your medicine during the break?

 

Sarah: …..Maybe.

 

Matt: JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!

 

::Audience yells `Yeah!'::

 

Kat: Okay Okay! Sheesh! ::takes out card:: Our next game is `Change Emotion'! This is for Envy, Ed, and Al.

 

::Audience cheers as the three top bishies walk over to kat::

 

Kat: ::takes out two props: A butcher knife (it's plastic), and a water bottle:: Okay! This is yours! ::hands knife to Al:: and this is yours! ::hands water bottle to Envy::

 

Al: O.OU

 

Envy: ::looks at water bottle like a idiot::

 

Kat: Okay, the game is `Change Emotion'! It's a hilarious game! Okay, you peoples are gonna be doing a scene, but in the scene, the ones holding the props have to have a certain emotion. ::looks at Al:: the butcher knife resembles rage and anger.

 

Al: So basically just act like Ed when he's called small?

 

Ed: HEY!!!!

 

Kat: ^^ Yup! And Envy, the prop you're holding resembles lust and seduction.

 

::Envy grins at the Elrics, who gulp::

 

Kat: Oh, and every once in a while you have to change props okay? Your scene is: Three alchemists are on a mission in the middle of a jungle! And….START!

 

Al: :: starts to slash with the knife like he's cutting through branches:: WHAT IS WITH THESE DAMN BRANCHES!!?? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

 

Ed: Al, calm yourself!

 

::Envy at this time is licking the water bottle's opening slowly::

 

::audience is already in laughing fits::

 

Al: ::turns and sees Envy:: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? WE NEED THAT WATER!!!

 

Envy: But…I'm so warm…and it's sooooooo wet…

 

Al: DO SOMETHING USEFUL!! ::grabs the water bottle and gives the knife to Envy:: But…of course…we can just make Ed work and we can just cuddle by that tree over there. .::flutters eyelids::

 

Kat: ::laughing hysterically:: Oh god…

 

Envy: LIKE I WOULD EVER BE WITH YOU!!!! ::points knife at Al. He then hands the knife to Ed:: Would you cut the branches for us!

 

Ed: WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING!!!!??? :: `stabs' knife in Envy's side::

 

Al: ::licking the bottle: Oh my…

 

Envy: Well! THIS IS JUST GREAT!!!!!!!!!

 

Al: Let me help.. ::hands the bottle to Ed and grabs the knife and pulls it out of Envy's side:: Are you-::looks at knife:: YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY FREAKIN KNIFE!!!!!!!!

 

Envy: Don't blame me! ::points at Ed::

 

Ed: ::grins seductively:: Can't we all just get along? ::pushes himself against Envy::

 

Envy: O_O

 

Al: ARGH!! We're never going to get this mission done with you people here!

 

Kat: ::pushes buzzer laughing. The boys go back to their seats, leaving their props on the desk:: That was good! 2,000 points to the three bishies!

 

::audience cheers::

 

Kat: Now! We're gonna do ANOTHER game called: `Worlds Worst!' It's for all four of you!

 

::All four now get up and go on stage::

 

Kat: Now get this everyone! We've got a special guest on the show! C'mere Wrath-chan!

 

Roy/Envy/Ed/Al: WHAT!!!!!!???

 

::Wrath comes from behind the camera and runs up to Kat::

 

Wrath: YAY! I'm the guest!?

 

Kat: ^^ Yup, because you're so cute and psycho!

 

Sarah: WOOT!!!

 

::Eve then comes down from the audience and films::

 

Kat: Okay Wrath, they're gonna be doing the game called World's Worst! I want you to think of something, anything that can be good for Worlds Worst!

 

Wrath: Uhhh….the World's Worst….person to be stuck in a room with?

 

Kat: ^^ Good one! Have some candy! ::hands Wrath pixie sticks::

 

Wrath: YAY!!!! ::glomps Kat and Sarah and runs back to the audience, sitting on Sloth's lap::

 

Kat: You heard the boy guys! The worlds Worst person to be stuck in a room with! And…START!

 

Envy: ::goes up on stage, and acts as Wrath:: LET'S PLAY LET'S PLAY LET'S PLAY-::keeps repeating this until Kat hits the buzzer::

 

Wrath: ::growls from the audience::

 

Ed: ::goes up:: ……………….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! ::startles everyone::

 

::kat bursts out laughing::

 

Al: ::goes up:: …BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER-MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!-BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER-::is buzzed off::

 

Kat: >_< God, I can't stand that song!

 

Al: ::snickers::

 

Roy: …I can't think of anything!

 

Kat: ^^U

 

Ed: ::goes up:: …I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY-::buzzed off::

 

(audience is laughing)

 

Roy: ::FINALLY goes up:: WANNA SEE PICTURES OF ELYSIA!? I'VE GOT TONS AND TONS MORE! HERE SHE IS AT THE BEACH! SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!! ::buzz::

 

Hughes: ::yells from audience:: IT IS TRUE! SHE”S SOOO CUTE!

 

Kat: ::grins and pushes buzzer multiple times, signaling the guys to go back to their chairs:: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!

 

Eve/Angela/Kat: R&R!!!!!!