Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Angels Crying ❯ Meeting a Hentai Houshi isn't so bad ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Valentii
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Adventure | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 10.15.2006 | Updated On: 01.17.2007 | Pages: 6 | Words: 4.9K | Visits: 305 | Status: Work In Progress

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or Fushigi Yuugi at all. Inu Yasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. Fushigi Yuugi belongs to Yuu Watase. They do not in any way belong to me. Don't sue me because I have no money and I have no job at the moment. There will be lemons in this fanfiction, there is also a hint of yaoi, and there will be some points where it is similar to the anime or manga, but I am of course manipulating it. There is OCCness in this as well as an a few Original Characters. You have been warned.
 
Last Time -
 
Shunu came into the clearing and saw his sister and an unknown man was holding her hands. And he reacted the only way he knew how.
 
“WHAT THA FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY IMOUTO?!”
 
Chapter Three - Meeting a hentai houshi isn't so bad
 
Amii quickly pulled her hands away from Miroku's grasp, as she blushed. While Miroku replied happily, “I was going to ask her to bear my children!”
 
His reply earned two bumps on the head from the siblings.
 
While Miroku rubbed his poor injured head he managed to ask them if there was a village nearby. Shunu was about to protest when Amii touched his shoulder and shook her head.
 
“CHE!”
 
Shunu then gestured for the two of them to follow him back to Kaede's grumbling all the way back.
 
~*Inuyasha
 
Inuyasha was sitting on a branch of a tree, when all of the sudden a pear was thrown at him. He caught it behind his back with his demon senses. He looked at his hand and at the person who threw it at him.
 
'The wench!'
 
"Want something to eat?"
 
"Where'd you get all this food?" he asked suspiciously.
 
"From the villagers."
 
"I don't get what you're trying to do but I ain't buyin' it!"
 
"Sure, whatever I don't have to do anything anyway all I have to do is say sit and..."
 
Before Kagome could finish what she was saying Inuyasha crashed down from the tree and landed on his face with a loud thump.
 
"Oh sorry I forgot."
 
He glared at her angrily before getting back up and sitting down right next to her. Then she grabbed his hands and looked at him straight in the eyes.
 
"Look I'm sorry okay? I'm sorry that I said the S word to you. Please help me protect this jewel!”
 
Inuyasha looked at her and he was going to protest but when he looked at her he couldn't. She was looking at him as if asking for acceptance and he knew too well what it was like. He turned away as he replied with a “What's in it for me?”
 
She was shocked that it was that easy but she just smiled.
 
"I'll ask Amii on what she can do to make you like a full youkai or whatever."
 
"That girl you're with can do something like that?"
 
"Sure! She is after all a witch and she's been around for over a thousand years, so I don't doubt she can do something like that.”
 
Inuyasha stood there with his jaw hanging open until Kagome asked him.
 
"Are you okay?"
 
He quickly closed his mouth shut and answered a little gruffly, "I'm fine wench!"
 
"IT'S KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!!!!!!" She yelled at him.
 
"Whatever, we should head back to Kaede's and figure out how to send you back where you came from."
 
When they got back they saw a man there sitting next to Amii he looked like a monk with his staff and robes. Kagome then asked Amii, "Who's he..?"
 
Before Amii could answer he took Kagome's hands and answered for Amii, "My name is Miroku. I'm a wandering monk and may I say you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen."
 
Kagome was blushing madly while Inuyasha and Shunu were seething and Amii was just laughing her head off.
 
Inuyasha and Shunu bonked Miroku on the head causing him to go unconscious. Kagome was a little shocked, "Hey, why'd you guys do that for?"
 
She ran towards where Miroku was and kneeled down next to him and checked to see if he was alright when she felt something touching her butt.
 
"ACK! HIT HIM HIT HIM HE'S STILL ALIVE AND BREATHING." She nearly screamed.
 
"Aww, but Kagome he's so fun to have around." Amii protested jokingly.
 
"Why thank you Amii-sama!" Miroku said with a goofy grin on his face.
 
"What the fuck? He did the same thing to you and you're letting him get away with it?!" Shunu screamed at her.
 
"Sure why not?”
 
Shunu was going to protest and listed many reasons as to why she shouldn't let him get away with it when she blew a raspberry at him.
 
“Grrr!!! You're hopeless!!”
 
Miroku took this as an opportunity to get close to Kagome and so he walked to where Kagome was and looked at her in the eyes seriously.
 
"May I ask you a question?"
 
"Sure why not?"
 
"Will you bear my child?"
 
"EHHH!??!?" Kagome said with her eyes the size of saucers.
 
Amii started laughing at the scene knowing that the monk was probably just joking around. Shunu was about to protest but Inuyasha beat him to it, "FUCK NO!"
 
"Oh I am so sorry I didn't know you have already mated with a hanyou." Miroku said with a little smile on his face.
 
"WHAT?!?!" both Kagome and Inuyasha exclaimed with a hint of red on their faces.
 
"Me mate with HER!?"
 
"Me mate with HIM!?"
 
"When Hell freezes over I would." Kagome said.
 
"Yeah!" Inuyasha agreed.
 
"Oh?" Miroku questioned. "So there is a chance between you two." He added grinning.
 
"Yeah," Amii said with a sly smirk. "Plus that can be arranged just need a little spell and some power is all." She added grinning maliciously.
 
Inuyasha stood there mouth agape, 'Is she really that powerful?'
 
"HELL NO! Don't you remember what happened THE LAST time you did that?" Kagome glared at her.
 
"Oh yeah. I forgot that. ehehe oh well Hades wouldn't mind if I froze it for a second." Amii grinned a bit. (A/N- I don't know who controls over hell to the Japanese so I'll just go Greek ehehe sounds a bit better than Satan...)
 
They stopped when they saw Miroku and Inuyasha gaping at them.
 
"Err... What?"
 
"You? Froze hell over before?" Miroku asked very shocked.
 
"Oh yeah. People didn't know I could do that." Amii said innocently.
 
"I can but I just choose not to cuz I don't wanna get in trouble with Hades he's gunna sick that three headed dog of his and I'm just not that fond of that particular dog… They're too overly affectionate…”
 
"So you're a sorceress?" Miroku asked.
 
"No, I'm a witch."
 
“Fair enough…”
 
"Anyways I think I'm going to go find a hot spring to take a bath and if any of you guys follow…. You're DEAD do you hear me?”
 
The voice and face she made was enough to kill. Inuyasha and Miroku nodded dumbly.
 
Shunu confirmed what they felt. “She's not kiddin'. She nearly chopped my head off once and I'm her brother!”
 
“Wait… Why should she allow you to see her in a bath?”
 
"Well, I'm okay with it when I don't feel like being alone. And it's not like my brother's gonna do anything to me cuz I mean he's my brother that would just be plain wrong and plus he already has a monk boy of his own. Isn't that right bro?" Amii said nudging Shunu smirking.
 
Shunu turned crimson muttering, "They didn't have to know that."
 
Amii sighed, "Well I'm just letting them know gosh, hmmm maybe if we get back we can bring Chiri-chan along he'll love to you know he loves history as much as I do and plus he'll get to spend more time with you." She winked at a flaming red Shunu.
 
"Yeah, yeah whatever." Shunu mumbled.
 
“I'll show you where the hot spring is, so you won't get lost.”
 
Miroku chimed in, “I would also like to know where the hot spring is.”
 
Shunu was about to protest when Amii shook her head. He had no idea what she was thinking, but decided `What the hell.' They left for the hot springs nearby the village, leaving Kagome and Inuyasha alone to talk.
 
"I'm so glad those two are gonna get to talk. Kag really needs to lighten up a little and I think this Inuyasha guy will be able to do it."
 
"You think so?" Shunu asked.
 
"Yeah he's kind of like you just a better looker." Amii teased.
 
"Che! Whatever. Women." Shunu muttered.
 
"So I take it he doesn't like women." Miroku said.
 
"Obviously. He's what you call a queer. He likes men." Amii said plainly.
 
"WHAT?!" Miroku nearly screamed.
 
"So! I'm gay what of it huh?" Shunu said annoyed.
 
"Ahh don't worry Miroku he already has someone and plus they're soul mates isn't that right Onii-chan!" Amii said winking at her brother.
 
Shunu blushed a little and scoffed. "Che!"
 
Amii just laughed at her brother who was SOO committed to being the tough guy. They kept on walking until they reached a large hot spring. Amii looked at the spring as if it was the fountain of youth than just a hot spring.
 
"Yay! I finally get to bathe!!! Now SHOO! I want to be alone for the night. I'll see ya'll tomorrow when I feel like it."
 
She then turned to Miroku with a deadly glare, “If you dare peek, I will know and I'll make sure you won't be blessed with those eyes of yours anymore.”
 
He gulped and nodded dumbly as he left with Shunu.
 
While Shunu and Miroku began to walk back to the village, Shunu surprised Miroku by asking.
 
“What's wrong with your hand?”
 
Miroku smiled. `So he noticed.'
 
“I've been cursed by a demon by the name of Naraku. Naraku actually cursed my grandfather and it was passed down to me. This hand of mine is actually a wind tunnel of sorts. It basically sucks in everything when I remove these beads. However, this curse will one day take my life unless Naraku is destroyed.”
 
“We'll help you.”
 
Miroku looked at Shunu with shock. Shunu did not seem the type to just help anyone that he just met.
 
“Me and my sisters were sent here for a reason and we might as well help anyone that comes along. It's just our nature. Ya don't deserve ta die like that.”
 
“Thank you…”
 
“Che! I don't need thanks. I do whatever the hell I want. Now let's go back and tell' that Yasha guy and Kag, about it.”
He was glad that he bumped into that girl. He would now be traveling with a group. It won't be as lonely and hard as it would be before. He felt as if a burden had been lifted from his shoulders.
 
~*Amii
 
She hadn't been to a hot spring in ages! And it was heavenly. She couldn't help but think about what's happened thus far since she'd gone through the well with Shunu and Kagome. It was kind of fun in this era. There weren't any modern conveniences here, but the air wasn't as polluted and there seemed to be more freedom here than there was back in the present.
 
She believed that this Inuyasha could be a potential boyfriend for Kagome. The girl needed someone that she could argue with and all that drama with so that in the end it would be all worth it. She'd seen such things before and she knew that Kagome was going to be in for it. It was going to hurt for a while, but those things will only help the feeling she'll get after everything is over and done with. Inuyasha would be good for her in the long run. She just knew it.
 
Then there was the fact as to why they were sent to this particular time period, with the Shikon no tama no less. Supposedly Kagome is this Kikyou's reincarnation according to Kaede. It only makes sense since Kagome's the one with the jewel in her body. Maybe it needed to be purified in this time period and not the future? Things always happen for a reason. There could also be a reason as to why Shunu and me are here too, because if Kagome were the only one that was meant to be here then we wouldn't have been sent here either.
 
She then got out of the hot spring and conjured up herself some clothing on her. She was going to take a walk and do some thinking before it got too dark.
 
`I wonder if I'll bump into myself in this time period?'