Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...FY style ❯ Soi ( Chapter 5 )
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By: SiriousB1 
Soi loves Nakago, but he doesn't love her. What's up with that?
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 861 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Soi loves Nakago, but he doesn't love her. What's up with that?
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 861 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Vash's Girl for her character and question ideas.
A/N to Vash's Girl: As a matter of fact, my friend has the FY art book, so I have also read that particular interview. Go figure, huh?
Dear SiriousB1,
I am hopelessly in love with a foreign man! As a child, I was told that women here are always supposed to marry within their own race. Well, I am Asian...but he is blonde! I believe he is European, possibly German. Another problem is that I don't know if he truly loves me back. I have slept with him many times, but sometimes I think that he does so for mere pleasure and does not feel what I am feeling. Yet another trouble is that someone, who shall remain nameless (cough crazy-yo-yo man cough), has referred me to as a "4-foot-piece-of-crap". Not only does that bruise me mentally (I am not a turd!), but the fact that he also said I have a huge belly is a deliberate insult to my femininity. I am NOT fat. And I do NOT have a huge belly. Anyway (sorry, got a little off topic there), what should I do to solve my current dilemma in love?
Faithfully Yours,
Lightning Lady
Dear Lightning Lady,
A 4-foot-piece-of-crap, huh? Now, why does that sound familiar...*ponders relentlessly only to realize that she doesn't have enough brain power to come to the knowledge that she isn't smart enough to realize how scary it is that she loves Alan Rickman, let alone ponder* Moving right along (^o^;;), personally I think it is stupid that you are forbidden to marry the one that you love, despite the difference in race. You are allowed to marry whomever you want...God (or whoever the one you pray to is) will forgive you in the end. (Wait a minute, I'm not religious, ^o^;;) But, what would the point in marrying him be if he does not love you back? Ask him and see; you need to know! If he does, bring up the subject of marriage and see what he says. If not, well...then you'll find someone!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
About that whole name calling thing...always remember: Hard objects when thrown may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Um, that's a little altered from the original version, but that is what I always say, so live with it!
Dear SiriousB1,
Okay, this is soooo bad! My, like, best friend is really cool, and I love her and all that, but now we've been, like, sucked into this book thing, right? Well, we landed in this desert and this guy who is, like.... um...well, just, like, "Wow! What a babe!" you know, rescued us from this wacked up slave traders. He is soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! I mean, he is Orlando Bloom hot. I mean, he is Orlando Bloom as Legolas hot. I mean, he is Orlando Bloom as Legolas laying in a Speedo on a beach sweating hot! So, you get it that he is a major babe, right? So, anyway, my best friend: she, like, totally started drooling. But I kept thinking, "How could she possibly be in love with the one who is, like, so defiantly meant for me?" right? Well, so, I like got into this major fight with her, and I'm, like, really sorry about it and all, but I can't do anything about it! We are, like, priestesses or something and we are, like, supposed to be enemies, but I miss her soooo much! I don't want this guy coming between us or anything like that, so I think I can try putting that out of the way, but I, like, don't know how to deal with this good and evil thing, you know? What can I do to, like, hook up with her without this blonde general guy (Who is kind of actually kind of sexy, but most defiantly not as sexy as the guy mentioned above. I mean, the guy mentioned above is, like, a REAL man!) spazzing out?
Peace,
Worried Blonde Schoolgirl
Dear Blondie,
Is he really that hot? I never thought anyone was THAT hot?! Right...anyway, why would a general spaz out if you met your friend? Oh, wait; he must have something to do with that enemy/good vs. evil thing, right? Well that answers that question! Can't you just sneak off and find your friend? I know you'd probably get in trouble, but if you miss her that much then it probably wouldn't matter. As for this guy who is supposedly "that hot" (I still don't think anyone is that hot...oh, wait, Kurama...), if he is going to be a problem, then you and your friend should both ignore him. Unless you can agree on one of you getting him, then I think you'll both be able to live without!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to Vash's Girl: As a matter of fact, my friend has the FY art book, so I have also read that particular interview. Go figure, huh?
Dear SiriousB1,
I am hopelessly in love with a foreign man! As a child, I was told that women here are always supposed to marry within their own race. Well, I am Asian...but he is blonde! I believe he is European, possibly German. Another problem is that I don't know if he truly loves me back. I have slept with him many times, but sometimes I think that he does so for mere pleasure and does not feel what I am feeling. Yet another trouble is that someone, who shall remain nameless (cough crazy-yo-yo man cough), has referred me to as a "4-foot-piece-of-crap". Not only does that bruise me mentally (I am not a turd!), but the fact that he also said I have a huge belly is a deliberate insult to my femininity. I am NOT fat. And I do NOT have a huge belly. Anyway (sorry, got a little off topic there), what should I do to solve my current dilemma in love?
Faithfully Yours,
Lightning Lady
Dear Lightning Lady,
A 4-foot-piece-of-crap, huh? Now, why does that sound familiar...*ponders relentlessly only to realize that she doesn't have enough brain power to come to the knowledge that she isn't smart enough to realize how scary it is that she loves Alan Rickman, let alone ponder* Moving right along (^o^;;), personally I think it is stupid that you are forbidden to marry the one that you love, despite the difference in race. You are allowed to marry whomever you want...God (or whoever the one you pray to is) will forgive you in the end. (Wait a minute, I'm not religious, ^o^;;) But, what would the point in marrying him be if he does not love you back? Ask him and see; you need to know! If he does, bring up the subject of marriage and see what he says. If not, well...then you'll find someone!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
About that whole name calling thing...always remember: Hard objects when thrown may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Um, that's a little altered from the original version, but that is what I always say, so live with it!
Dear SiriousB1,
Okay, this is soooo bad! My, like, best friend is really cool, and I love her and all that, but now we've been, like, sucked into this book thing, right? Well, we landed in this desert and this guy who is, like.... um...well, just, like, "Wow! What a babe!" you know, rescued us from this wacked up slave traders. He is soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! I mean, he is Orlando Bloom hot. I mean, he is Orlando Bloom as Legolas hot. I mean, he is Orlando Bloom as Legolas laying in a Speedo on a beach sweating hot! So, you get it that he is a major babe, right? So, anyway, my best friend: she, like, totally started drooling. But I kept thinking, "How could she possibly be in love with the one who is, like, so defiantly meant for me?" right? Well, so, I like got into this major fight with her, and I'm, like, really sorry about it and all, but I can't do anything about it! We are, like, priestesses or something and we are, like, supposed to be enemies, but I miss her soooo much! I don't want this guy coming between us or anything like that, so I think I can try putting that out of the way, but I, like, don't know how to deal with this good and evil thing, you know? What can I do to, like, hook up with her without this blonde general guy (Who is kind of actually kind of sexy, but most defiantly not as sexy as the guy mentioned above. I mean, the guy mentioned above is, like, a REAL man!) spazzing out?
Peace,
Worried Blonde Schoolgirl
Dear Blondie,
Is he really that hot? I never thought anyone was THAT hot?! Right...anyway, why would a general spaz out if you met your friend? Oh, wait; he must have something to do with that enemy/good vs. evil thing, right? Well that answers that question! Can't you just sneak off and find your friend? I know you'd probably get in trouble, but if you miss her that much then it probably wouldn't matter. As for this guy who is supposedly "that hot" (I still don't think anyone is that hot...oh, wait, Kurama...), if he is going to be a problem, then you and your friend should both ignore him. Unless you can agree on one of you getting him, then I think you'll both be able to live without!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1