Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back ❯ Part 1 - Hair of the Century ( Chapter 1 )

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Title: Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back!
Author: Mastermind
Pairing: Implied Hotohori x Nakago, Hotohori x Tamahome and Hotohori x Nuriko.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Insanity, fluff, yaoi, humour.
Disclaimer: The wondrous Ma'am Watase own this marvolous series.. not yours truly.
Summary: Hotohori's insane right? And Nuriko has a master plot to take over Miaka's body, doesn't he? Hotohori's, Nuriko's, and Tamahome's journals say it all!

Part 1 - Hair of the Century

Hotohori - Hottest Emporer EVAH
Entry # 446

Am slowly going insane. Had a bath and FIVE strands of my beautiful hair came out. Someone will pay for this. Am beginning to think this is due to Nuriko's constant playing with it. Ha! He's just jealous that he will NEVER possess such beauty and loveliness.

The fact that I thought he was a woman makes NO difference. He's not as pretty as me. No one is.

Except maybe Tatara.. but I shall have my revenge on THAT little poof later. Byakko Seven? Ha. They are no match for the super-spunky-girly men of Suzaku! Even if Chichiri needs a makeover..

Augh. Can't stand the scar..

Nuriko - Dude looks like a lady
Entry # 82

I don't think he loves me. I was playing with his hair today, and he flipped out at me. Something about my 'undelicate fingers maiming his beauty'. As if! I'm FAR more delicate than he is.. if only I could get him to take advantage of that..

The fact that I could throw him halfway across the country means nothing.

.. ugh. Sounding like Hotohori.

Anyway, I'm off to preen. Must keep looking better than the priestess! *wink*

Hotohori - Yeah, I know.
Entry # 447

And I'm sexy too.

Tamahome - I'm straight. Really.
Entry # 12

Beginning to find Hotohori very attractive. I don't know whether it's his hair, his eyes or the way he shoved me up against the wall last night. I'm not sure when he was doing until he ripped my shirt off.

Of course, he's jealous of my manly chest. I don't see why he had to lick it though.. maybe some sort of Emporer tradition..

Nuriko looked rather peeved after that. Apparently my 'jealous of manly chest' explaination wasn't good enough. Well, HE may not think I have a manly chest, but Hotohori does and his word is law.

So nya.

Off to watch Nakago attempt to sneak into the palace unseen. Man, he's such a dweeb sometimes.

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^__^ CHU! Likey? Yeah, I'm back. Posting that Weiß fic later tonight. Anyway, expect update on this very soon. Read and Review! Tell me what you think!