Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back ❯ Part 4 - You make me feel so hot - no, really. ( Chapter 4 )

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Title: Flamer - Hotohori Strikes Back!
Author: Mastermind
Pairing: Implied Hotohori x Nakago, Hotohori x Tamahome and Hotohori x Nuriko.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Insanity, fluff, yaoi, humour.
Disclaimer: The wondrous Ma'am Watase owns this marvelous series.. not yours truly.
Summary: Part 4 - Does Tamahome REALLY like Hotohori? Is Nuriko going to kill Chiriko for ruining his plan of switching bodies with Miaka? And where does Nakago come into it?

Part 4 - You make me feel so hot - no, really.

Tamahome - I said I was STRAIGHT.. I think.
Entry # 19

Oddly enjoyed my night with Hotohori. I didn't think I would. I was hoping I wouldn't. Well, I was hoping I would, actually, otherwise it would have been terribly painful.

.. and about that insane bout I went through. I think it was due to lack of sex, cause damn, I feel better now. Stupid Miaka and her stupid Priestess-ness and not being able to get down. This is her fault. Her's and Nuriko's.

I think Nuriko wants my ass. He was watching me very closely at breakfast.

It might of been due to the neon painted 'PrOpErTy Of HoToHoRi' on my forehead, though..

Nuriko - My plan is falling apart.
Entry # 90

Okay, FIRST Hotohori screws Tamahome. That was alright. THEN he decides he doesn't WANT Miaka anymore. That was GREAT. Then I figure out that my plan for body-switching-ness is basically screwed. That is NOT fine.

Somehow this is Chiriko's fault. His highness must have seen them together, and it must have broken his heart! Now, see this: if I were in Miaka's body, I could COMFORT Hotohori, but nooo, Chichiri has to be a prick.

This is sucking.

But his highness doesn't even LIKE Miaka anymore! Damn you, Priestess! I told her that she weren't good looking enough!

.. do you think if I took over her body and then KILLED myself as her my spirit would pop back into MY body and Miaka would just die? Kinda like Amiboshi and Suboshi's.. 'gift'.

Must test this new theory. I'll ask Chichiri.. speaking in a hypothetical manner, of course.

Hotohori - *yawn*
Entry # 452

Sexed out, if such a thing is possible. Don't you DARE think I can't get it up. Because I can. Just not right now. It's Tamahome's fault, really. He's just so.. addictive! I don't WHY I ever cared for Miaka. Sheesh.

Speaking of Miaka.. Nuriko is sure spending a lot of time with her. Maybe Nuriko has found a love interest after all! I mean, besides me, but honestly, who could EVER blame him for THAT?

Hm.. all this talk of sexy me as reminded me that Nakago is supposed to swing along tonight. You know, on the way home.. *cough* I must tell him not to come. Tamahome can be QUITE possessive.. I found THAT out last night.

But he found it out too. That neon mark isn't coming off for a loooong time. Hee hee.

Nuriko - Fuck. Shit. Ow.
Entry # 91

THAT STUPID LITTLE TWAT BIT ME. Not Miaka, the OTHER little twat. Chiriko. I can't BELIEVE he figured out that I was after Miaka's blood. Of course, I denied it. What else is a beauty like me to do?

Stupid smart people.

Tamahome is walking around like he's the cats ass. Just because he had one night of bliss, and soon to be two, with Hotohori doesn't mean ANYTHING. I've had COUNTLESS nights of bliss with them. Mind you, they were all in my head, but that doesn't mean anything!

I need to find someone who appreciates me.

..

Tamahome - All you need is love
Entry # 20

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Hotohori <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Hotohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooori *SMOOCH* <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Hotohori + Tamahome = <3

Nuriko - I. Can't. Believe. It.
Entry # 92

You wouldn't BELIEVE what I saw Tamahome writing in his journal! It's all full of hearts and lovey dovey things with Tamahome and Hotohori equals love written all over it!

Yeah, well *I* have a better one:

O O __ Me stabbing Tamahome.
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Tamahome being DEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

.. well, 'Tamahome' could be either Chiriko OR Tamahome.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha.. *cough*

Hotohori - Interesting message
Entry # 453

Unable to get a hold of Nakago. Damn.

Found an interesting message tied outside my door. It was a stick man killing another stick man. Not sure what it means, exactly. I mean, it couldn't be meant for ME. I'm too beautiful to kill. I think the one getting stabbed is supposed to be Tamahome, though..

Something about the 'Me stabbing Tamahome' just gives it away.

Oh well.

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*cough* Sorry if the stick men come out.. screwish. They looked fine on my comp, but the text is different on mediaminer so.. who knows?

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