Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Miko Marmalade ❯ Miko Marmalade ( One-Shot )

A/N Hi everyone! I'm sorry I had to delete the first Miko Marmalade fic, but this is the remake of it. It's better, funnier, and has less spelling mistakes. I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, so do not sue me. Some of the characters are a little or a lot OOC. Anyway on with the fic!

Tamahome: I wonder why Miaka told us to come here.

Tasuki: I don't know. She just said to meet at the theater.

Hikitsu: Takiko-sama also said to meet here.

Tatara: No kidding, Suzuno said the same thing.

Hotohori: But why aren't the female seishis here?

Chichiri: Yeah, they just said it was a surprise for us men, no da.

Tasuki: But Gay boy isn't even here, either.

Amiboshi: Something is not right here.

(The lights suddenly turn off. Bright lights flashed on the stage. The curtain opens to reveal four dark figures. The background looked exactly like the Lady Marmalade video.)

Tamahome: What is going on here?!

Voice: Where's all my soul sisters

Let me hear ya'll flow sisters

Four other voices: Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister (oh)

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Chichiri: Oh no, I know that song from anywhere.

(A spot light focuses on the first figure, to reveal Miaka wearing the same outfit Mya wore in the Lady Marmalade video. She starts dancing like in the video too.)

Miaka: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Struttin' her stuff on the street

She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" (woah)

Suzaku seishis: *jawdrops*

Tamahome: Oh my...Nobody look at Miaka!

Tasuki: We can't. *drools*

Mitsukake: O_O *covers Chiriko's eyes*

Chiriko: Hey, what's going on? I can't see anything.

Chorus: Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya da da (Hey, hey, hey)

Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya here (here)

Mocha Chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)

Creole Lady Marmalade.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voules-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)

Hotohori: What does that mean?

Chichiri: It means, "Will you come and sleep with me?" no da.

Hotohori: Oh...WHAT?!

Tasuki: Miaka is asking us to sleep with her? O_O;;;;

Tamahome: *hits him* No you perverts! Don't even think that!

Nakago: *smirks* I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.

Tamahome: Shut up, Bakago! Don't you dare try!

(The spotlight focuses on another figure. The light reveals Suzuno wearing the same outfit Pink wore in the video. She starts singing.)

Suzuno: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

On her black satin sheets

Is where he started to freak, yeah *winks seductively*

Tatara: *nosebleed* Oh my...O_o;;;

Tokaki: *massive nosebleed* Why didn't I go for her when I had the chance?

All: Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya da da (da da yeah)

Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya here (ooh yeah yeah)

Mocha Chocolata ya ya

Creole Lady Marmalade, uh

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)

( A spot light now focuses on Takiko.)

Takiko: Yeah, yeah, aw

We come through with the money and the garter belts

Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate

We independent women, some mistakes us for whores

I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry

I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari

Wear high-heeled shoes get love from the Jews

Four bad-ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

All: Hey sisters, soul sister, better get that dough sister

Takiko: We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case, the meaning of expensive taste

We wanna gitchi, gitchi, ya ya, mocha chocolata

Creole Lady Marmalade

Hikitsu: O_o;;;

Tomite: *faints*

Girls: Marmalade, Lady

Marmalade

Marmalade

(Yui appears.)

Suboshi: WAHAHAHA!!! You seishis got tramps for mikos! *sees Yui* Y-Y-YUI- SAMA?!?! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yui: Hey, Hey, Heeeeyyy!!!

Touch of her skin feelin' silky smooth, hey

color of cafe au lait, all right

Made the savage beast inside, roared until he cried

More, (more) more, (more), more

Suzuno and Yui: Now's he's back home doin' nine to five (Nine to five)

Miaka: Livin' the gray flannel line

Yui: But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep.

More, (more), more, (more),more!!!

(Yui takes off one her gloves and throws it to the Seiryuu seishis)

Nakago: It's mine!

Suboshi: No, it's mine!

Amiboshi: Give me that glove!

(They all fight for it. Nakago was able to grab it, but Suboshi hit him with his yo-yo thingy and grabbed the glove. Amiboshi whacked him over the head with his flute and snatch it away from Suboshi. While the two brother fought for it, Nakago quickly recovered and chi blasted them both. The twins were on the ground, knocked out with little swirls for eyes. Nakago held the glove in the air with his foot on top of the twins.)

Nakago: HA! Victory!

The twins: Ch...Ch...Cheater. *knocked out yet again* @_@

All: Gitchi, gitchi, ya ya da da

Gitchi, Gitchi, ya ya here

Mocha chocolata ya ya

Yui: Creole Lady Marmalade!

(The four mikos start dancing like in the video.)

All: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

Miaka: All my sisters, yeah.

Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?

Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

(Nuriko appears also wearing lingire.)

Suzaku Seishis: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tasuki: Oh my fucking god! I've been blinded! >_<

Chiriko: *able to get Mitsukake's hand away* *sees Nuriko* O_O My eyes! My cute virgin eyes! >_<

Nuriko: Yui.

Yui: Moulin...Ooooh

Nuriko: Suzuno.

Suzuno: Ladyyyyy Marmalade!

Nuriko: Takiko.

Takiko: Hey, hey, uh, uh, uh ,uh, uh, uh, uh

Nuriko: Miaka.

Miaka: Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhh

Nuriko: Rock-wilder baby

Suzuno: Baby.

Nuriko: Moulin Rouge

Yui: Oh, ohhhh

Miaka: Da doot da doot

Nuriko: Misdemeanor here

Girls: Cerole Lady Marmalade, Yes-Ahhhh!

(The Suzaku seishis were still drooling and gawking like crazy. Tasuki was trying to get the image of Nuriko out of his head. Chiriko started crying from also seeing Nuriko. Nakago was doing a victory little dance while the twins were still unconscious. Hikitsu was still in shock and Tomite fainted on the floor. Tatara has a nosebleed while Tokaki had passed out from blood loss.)

Miaka: Hm, I guessed they liked it.

(They slapped each other high fives.)