Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Mine and Tasuki's way of destroying Hoto Hori's towns ❯ A fun way to destroy a town ( Chapter 1 )

Mine and Tasuki's way of destroying Horo Hori's towns with Boobahs poetry style!

OMG BOOBAHS ARE UFFS: UNIDENTIFIED FLYING FREAKS

 

 

A strange girl called Linzi who happens to be the authoress of this strange tale is walking beside Tasuki feeling like she is about to spout poetry but she just needs some inspiration. Abnormal fat flying things known as Boobahs float up to them and begin singing. Suddenly Linzi begins to spout poetry:

 

“Tasuki was walking innocently along

Then strange flying weirdoes flew up to him

Singing a disturbing, unintelligent, gay song,

Which made Tasuki want to join in” she said.

 

Tasuki turned to her.

“I DON'T WANNA JOIN IN WIV THESE FREAKS, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SINGING” He cried angrily to the authoress. The dazzling, beautiful, magnificent authoress who had a lot of Babe-a-tude smiled and……. The scene faded away and in its place is me typing on a computer with Tasuki standing behind me.

“Linzi” he said “If you're gonna write a story about me bein' attacked by those boobah things, at least do it properly!”

“Fine” I said deleting `The dazzling, beautiful, magnificent authoress who had a lot of Babe-a-tude' line “How about this then Mister Grumpy Jerk” I began typing while talking out loud “The plain Jane authoress with nothing dazzling, beautiful or magnificent about her and was lacking lots of babe-a-tude smiled. Happy now? You know I'm self conscious and I don't thing of myself as being pretty, so I was trying to complement myself as I don't get a lot of complements and you spoil it for me!!”

“Linzi” he sighed “Just get on with the story”

The scene comes back on and as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, the plain Jane authoress with nothing dazzling, beautiful or magnificent about her and was lacking lots of babe-a-tude smiled and clicked her fingers. Suddenly Tasuki couldn't control his mouth or his voice box and he sang along to the song. The authoress continued making up poetry as she went along.

 

“The women screamed and ran in circles,

The men sprinted away to fight another day,

Tasuki was under the boobah spell,

When horses heard the lyrics they dropped dead with a neigh”

 

All around the street women ran screaming in circles. Men fled the scene covering their ears and trying not to vomit. All the horses in the near by fields give out a weak neigh and died. Tasuki couldn't stop singing though he struggled to and the Boobahs danced.

 

“Birds dropped from the sky,

And anything glass had broke,

A constipated man pooed his pants,

And one poor old woman had a stroke”

 

Dead birds rained down from the sky, any glass objects nearby smashed immediately. A constipated man clutched his behind and ran to the nearest toilet. An elderly woman clutched her chest and fell to the ground.

 

“Tasuki was scared at the chaos he caused,

But he couldn't do anything about it at all,

Plants wilted and trees fell down,

It gave goats brain damage and exploded every stall.”

 

Plants and trees wilted and fell all over the place as goats developed brain damage and stalls exploded sending food, people and animals flying. The authoress skipped around happily while Tasuki stared at the disturbing Boobahs.

 

“The Emperor, Hoto Hori was his name,

Rode up to see what was disturbing the town.

He took in the sites and noticed the Boobahs,

Then he spotted me and he started to frown.”

 

Linzi grinned sheepishly at the Emperor, Hoto Hori who had rode up to the town on a brown horse. An army was following him. Hoto Hori frowned at the authoress and muttered

“This is the fifth time this week they've destroyed one of my towns” under his breath, then he arrested her and Tasuki and put the Boobahs to death, thank god. Tasuki and Linzi ended up sitting in a prison cell. Now that the Boobahs were dead, Tasuki has been freed from their spell. He looked fed up at being stuck in prison. The authoress opened her mouth and she made up one more verse

 

“We sit here in this smelly cell thanks to those Boobahs,

We've really got nothing much to do,

Hoto Hori has had enough of us destroying his towns

And so we'll be here for another week or two.”

 

She then pulled out a pen and some paper and wrote on it in her messy handwriting which her English teacher had told her `looked more like a boy's handwriting than a girl's'. Then she wrote:

 

Sitting here is boring,

I want to watch a cartoon,

The guard is giving me dirty looks,

I hate him, he's a goon.

 

She put them away and turned to Tasuki.

“I think I'll stick to making up funny poetry pieces instead of disastrous ones, after all we destroyed a lot of Hoto Hori's towns this week with you singing Boobah songs along with the Boobahs and me making up poetry so that crazy things happen.” I said

“Yeah, but I still think we should destroy some more when we get out of this cell even though I don't like the singin' part.” He paused “But now the Boobahs are gone we'll have to get some other gay kids show characters”

“What about the `My Little Ponies'?” I suggested.

“Yeah” he said smiling. “Or the Care Bears”

 

 

THE END

 

Me: I don't know whether or not I should put up another one shot story as a sequel to this hmmmm. Ah well R&R people.