Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Reunion of Suzaku and Seiryuu Spells Disaster ❯ Reunion of Suzaku and Seiryuu Spells Disaster ( Chapter 1 )

It is my pleasure to present to you…

Reunion of Suzaku and Seiryuu Spells Disaster

by

DeathAngel.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi or any of the characters, as they belong to Yuu Watase. *sigh* If only it did… I would like to thank… Ruka-san for cheering me out of my depression right before this fic was written… *wink* I swear I'll get my revenge on you…

The hot springs… an ideal spot for relaxation and vacations. It's the Japanese style; quiet and dignified. That is, before Yui and Miaka decided to hold a reunion party for the recently reincarnated Suzaku and Seiryuu seven star celestial warriors. Mostly of the near-`human' ones agreed to go… plus one very `innocent' cat…

"Miaka, will you kindly care to act your age?!" fiery haired Tasuki bellowed, upon having his right hand chomped on by a pair of dinosaur jaws; which is Miaka.

Withdrawing back after successfully claiming the pork bun from her fifth seishi's hand, she rushed over to Taka for protection. "Taka, save me!" she whined tearfully as if she did nothing to cause it, hiding behind him, using her protector as a human shield.

Taka, of course, came to her rescue immediately as he did always. He chuckled confidently and gave the miko a toothy heroic grin and a cheerful wink of assurance. "I'll save you, Miaka-sama!" he exclaimed playfully, and deciding to play along, he put up his fighting stance and held up a very rude sign to Tasuki; which consists of his finger. "Fang-boy, bring it on! How dare you try to harm my beloved princess, I'll behead you before you can even-"

Cutting him off in mid-sentence, Tasuki whipped out his trusty weapon; a paper fan, and pointed it at Taka. "You'll wish you were never reincarnated back, Obake-chan!" Tasuki yelled ferociously, flashing his sharp pointed fangs, getting hot-headed seeing his fellow seishi flash him a middle finger.

And so… the brawl began, with Miaka; enthusiastic as ever, as the referee. The others; Hotohori, Nuriko and Chichiri only watched the action from afar and sweat-drop.

"There they go again," Hotohori uttered with a tragic sigh. "That's the fifth time they're at it since we arrived. Not to mention on the ride here and before that…"

"Never mind that, can someone kindly remind me exactly why are we still standing out here, waiting, when there's a luxurious hotel awaiting us?" Nuriko asked, looking at the run down building; which is the Hot Springs Villa, the place they're suppose to be staying at for the next three days.

Chichiri; being the mysterious little squirrel he is, popped out of nowhere in between the former emperor and the cross-dresser with Mitsukake's cat on his head. "We're waiting for Yui-san and the others, no da!"

Nuriko took a surprised step backwards and shifted his gaze back and forth between Chichiri and Tama-neko's face. "Are you two related or something?" he asked ridiculously

Chichiri smiled and held up the `peace' sign, forming a `V' with his middle and forefinger. "We do look familiar, don't we, no da?"

Hotohori let out another tragic sigh of disbelief and said, "If only Miaka wasn't so lazy to book the rooms under her name…"

The cross-dresser took a short glance at the dusty brawl and later wished he hadn't done so. "Why are we staying in such an old run down place like this anyway?"

"Weren't you just saying how luxurious this place is?" Hotohori asked, raising an elegant eyebrow. "You sure were singing a different tune a while ago…"

"Minna-san, sorry we're late!"

In an instant, everyone's head turned, and the heated brawl seized immediately, letting the huge amount of collected dust slowly fade. The exuberant over-excited referee bounced up to meet the newcomers.

"Yui-chan!" Miaka shrieked with joy, jumping on the poor unsuspecting girl.

"Hello, Miaka. Minna-san, on behalf of me and my seishi, I would like to apologize for us being so late. We had some…" she paused a moment. "… slight delays," Yui added, glancing behind at the five Seiryuu celestial warriors that came along with her; the two boshi twins, Soi, Nakago, and Tomo.

Before anyone could say anything, Soi piped in. "If you're looking for a culprit to blame, look at the cackling gay freak who insisted he had to paint his face and do his hair to look more attractive and presentable… the remaining of us are innocent as ever."

"Innocent my butt, you slimy electric eel…" Tomo growled irritably, glaring at the only female seishi among them.

Suboshi waved his arms frantically to draw attention. "Ass," he interrupted, frowning. "Not butt. Ass."

The painted gay freak shrugged his shoulders and gave the `small boy' a glare as well. "Whatever, Yo-yo boy… Don't meddle in adult business, you're under aged."

Suboshi blushed with anger, sporting his maniac look as he glared at the older man. His weapon; the ryuuseisui, which are huge dart-like spheres, appeared out of thin air and stayed there, spinning dangerously.

Tomo raised his eyebrow and cackled amusingly. "What're you gonna do with your yo-yos? Show me a little basic trick?" he teased, enjoying every moment of the look on the younger boshi twin's face.

The others just watched the exchange in silence, torn between amusement and boredom. Soi began wondering whether she should go to the younger twin's aid and take the chance to get her revenge on the gay freak who was obsessed with `her' Nakago.

Amiboshi placed a comforting hand on his younger twin's shoulder and smiled gently. "That's enough, Shun-chan."

Suboshi gave his brother a pleading look and said, "Demo, aniki…"

"Alright, it's getting late! Why don't I go check in to the hotel?" Yui suddenly exclaimed, breaking the silence and startling a few people in the process of doing so. "Suboshi, why don't you come with me and help me with my bags?"

Pushing every other thought from his mind, Suboshi paid his full unwavering attention on the girl. His eyes lit up like fireworks and his face glowed with happiness as he rushed over to her side to help her. Everyone just stared. Especially the Suzaku followers.

Amiboshi smiled and sighed in relief. `Arigato, Yui-sama…' he thought gratefully, thanking her mentally.

"Yui-sama."

Yui turned around to face the figure clad in a black bathrobe. She eyes the person suspiciously. "Amiboshi… am I right?" she asked curiously, unsure of who it really was. Usually, she'd identify them by their clothes.

Amiboshi smiled softly and nodded. He bowed to the maiden and said, "Thank you very much for what you did just now. I appreciate it very much that you're helping to look after my younger brother."

A small smile spread across her face as well. "Okay, I'm definitely sure this is you. Suboshi wouldn't talk in such a mature way," she stated jokingly. "It's alright. I couldn't think of any other way to pull them apart anyway. You should have seen Soi. She looked like she was about to rip Tomo into fine shreds."

Amiboshi laughed a little. "That may be so, but I really am grateful for what you did. Now if you'd excuse me, Yui-sama." Bowing again, he turned and left for the men's bath.

Smiling, Yui headed for the opposite direction to the women's side.

"Obake-chan!" Tasuki yelled, flashing both of his fangs. "Wanna duel?" he asked, splashing the water him around harmlessly, drinking deeply from a big bottle of sake in his hand.

Taka ignored his drunken fellow warrior and happily relaxed in the water. He glanced around to watch his surroundings… the people around him. Nakago was currently sleeping, having put up a barrier earlier to prevent Tomo from getting anywhere near him. Who wouldn't?

Nuriko had settled down comfortably, talking to Hotohori while sharing a drink with the already drunk Tasuki. Chichiri was in a corner, giving Tama-neko a bath. Taka suddenly found himself facing difficulties in differentiating which one of the two is Chichiri and which is the cat.

Hearing voices from the other side of the bamboo wall surrounding the area, Taka figured the women's bath was right next to theirs. He closed his eyes peacefully, feeling drained from all his fights with the fiery haired bandit. But the peace and quiet was short-lived.

"Nakago-sama!"

"What the hell are you doing, Tomo?!"

"I've finally managed to break your barrier, don't you think-"

"Get away from me if you don't want to die, you-"

As if in slow motion, all heads looked up to see a bolt of lightning spark from the women's bath, crackled to life, fly overhead and struck down hard on Tomo. A few moments of silence pass by as the guys watched Tomo's lifeless body float around in the water.

Nakago sighed and a peaceful look came across his face. "Thanks for the help." he said in his indifferent cold voice.

From the women's bath, Soi replied she was just taking her revenge on the painted freak. There was no doubt she heard everything that happened.

Sitting together in Yui's room, everyone was making a whole load of noise, waiting for Yui to sort them into their rooms. Altogether there's twelve of them, six of Suzaku and six of Seiryuu. Even Tomo had awaken and was now glaring at Soi and grumbling under his breath.

"Okay… we'll arrange it like this…" Yui began, looking around. Strangely enough, now that Tomo was awake, Tasuki seemed to have a little too much of sake and is now sleeping like a baby, cuddled up with his paper fan and a pillow with little patterns of his purple haired bandit partner.

"I want a room with Taka!" Miaka exclaimed enthusiastically, causing the poor man mentioned to blush.

"No, Miaka. You're sharing a room with me and Soi," Yui said strictly, then laughed aloud. "I nearly forgot that Nuriko-san was a man."

Nuriko ignored this and acted as if he hadn't heard that. He absent mindedly began to play with his hair while listen closely to what the maiden of Seiryuu was saying. Miaka was now bawling loudly in Taka's lap, much to his embarrassment.

Sighing, Yui carried on. "Taka…" Miaka instantly shut her mouth and paid attention, not wanting to miss anything on Taka's room location. "… will be with Nuriko and Hotohori."

By then, the cross-dresser had a dreamy look on his face as he imagined his alone time with the great emperor. Maybe he didn't hear the part about Taka being with them…

"Chichiri-san is with Tasuki-san…" Someone popped out of nowhere beside Yui and looked up at her. She looked down and raised an eyebrow in surprise. "Yes, Chichiri-san…?"

"Ano…" a voice came from behind her. Yui turned around and nearly jumped out of her skin. "I'm over here, Yui-san… That's Tama-neko, no da."

Yui didn't know whether or not she should be amazed at they're similarities, or horrified by it. She blinked a few times, trying to recover her composure. "Well… the twins are together, and the last room is Nakago and Tomo-"

"What?!" Soi exclaimed in disbelief. "Yui-sama, you musn't-"

"Kakakakakkakaka!!!" Tomo cackled aloud. He holds up a triumph hand and does a little victory dance. Nakago could only bury his face in his hand, hoping his anti-Tomo barrier would last till the next morning.

Yui sat cross-legged opposite of Miaka, playing a card game with her. There was an awful load of noise outside their room. Naturally, they ignored it and carried on with their quiet moment, slowly making their way through all the candy bars Miaka brought. That was… till someone slid open the door and staggered in, leaning heavily against the door.

"Tomo? What is going on? Why are you like this?" Yui asked worriedly, getting up to help her seishi in.

"Yui-sama, you have to save me!" the painted seishi pleaded, looking around for a place to hide.

"Why-"

Tomo suddenly ran to the nearest closet and jumped in, closing the door behind him, leaving the two puzzled girls looking in confusion.

"Yui-sama!"

Yui turned around to face a group of seishi, all with their weapons out. She looked at them one by one from Suboshi, to Soi, to Tasuki, then Taka.

"Yui-sama, have you seen Tomo anywhere?" Suboshi asked excitedly.

"Yes, but-" Yui paused, hearing a soft thump coming from the closet.

"We just started a game," Tasuki announced, waving his fan around. When exactly did he recover? Didn't he get hangovers?

Soi placed her hands on her hips and laughed evilly. "It's called, `Elimination of all Tomo's'."

Yui sweat-dropped, thinking of what to say, carefully choosing her words. "We did see him… he-"

"Can I join?!" Miaka screamed excitedly with joy, her half-eaten candy bar still halfway in her mouth. "He came here just now and-"

Yui elbowed her in the head and gave her a silencing look which incredibly worked. The Suzaku maiden just resumed eating her candy bar. "He left a while ago when he heard you guys coming," she said, hearing a relieved sigh from inside the closet.

The four participants of the hunt groaned in disappointment. They left one by one to continue searching for the cackling gay freak. Yui sighed in relief, having been successful in preventing a bloodshed in her room.

The next morning was as eventful as the day before. Yui was looking forward to the new day, with its new adventures. Until, of course, she woke up not because of her alarm clock ringing, not because of a chicken crowing, but hearing Nakago's voice yelling.

"Tomo! What are you doing in my futon?!"

"Nakago-sama, I was just-"

In a split second, hands crackling alive with electricity, Soi was out of the room. The next second, there was an ear-splitting scream, accompanied by Soi's laughter. Then everything was silent. Soi didn't even return to the girl's room.

"Well…" Yui muttered, wide-eyed. "That was interesting…"

During breakfast, they all sat around a big square table, enjoying their meal. Miaka, as always seen, was gobbling her food down, occasionally picking food of Taka's plate when he wasn't looking. The fiery haired bandit was once again gulping down bottles after bottles of sake. What a weird way to start the day…

Tomo was lying unconscious on the floor next to the table, having been zapped again just moments ago by Soi. Taka was now busy collecting bets on how many times do the seishi and miko think Tomo would be zapped again. Chichiri was trying to pull the bottles of sake away from the fifth seishi, ignoring the fact that Tama-neko was eating out of poor Tasuki's food.

Yui sighed hopelessly. But even so, there was a small smile pasted on her face. Just then, she noticed Suboshi staring at her, absent mindedly shoving food aimlessly into his mouth. She turned to look somewhere else. The remaining of the days are a guaranteed blast.

Note: This is the end of the fic. The continuing, might be written… some other day… maybe even by another author.