Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ The (mis)Adventure in Konan! ❯ Bruised butts and Strange meetings ( Chapter 1 )

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Note: lalalalalaaaaaa. Chapter 2! Ok there is nothing to say
here!!! Enjoy! Summer is ending…



Warning: Cussing. And a man who looks like a woman.

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The Adventure in Konan



Chapter
1: A Bruised Butt and Strange Meetings.



>FWUMP<



MJ landed on her tailbone in a large carpeted hall.
"A-aaahhh hhhh hhhaaaa hhh" She made a sound that can best be described as a
mixture of hacking up a hairball, quiet screaming, and something else (but I'm
not saying what…)

She rubbed her bruised tailbone. My ass'll be stinging
straight into next week. OW!



After a few minutes of self-pity and pain, MJ got up and
looked at her surroundings. It was a long hall and it seemed to be made of
marble. There was a long red carpet all through and wall-to-wall and it seemed
thick, but obviously not thick enough because MJ's ass was still stinging.
There were pictures all along the hall of someone.



The someone had gray hair [isn't it gray?] that was long,
and in most of the pictures, free-flowing around his face. His face. Was it a
man or a woman? The person could be both. But no. He HAD to be a man. Look at
this picture. He (we will presume it is a he) was dressed in some sort of garment
that clearly showed his chest. That was a male chest. Or maybe she had a
sex-change operation. Why was "he" so familiar?



"Oi! Who are you in the Emperor's palace?! COME BACK
HERE!" A guard had appeared at the end
of the hall and had spotted MJ. She began to run for dear life but thanks to
the fact that her hindquarters still hurt and the fact that she was NO runner,
she was caught quickly. Four other soldiers appeared to carry the kicking and
biting teen to the emperor.



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MJ was still fighting tooth and nail to get away when they
reached the Emperor. The five (Badly bruised) guards threw her on the step in
front the Godzilla-sized throne. MJ turned around, suddenly chibi and with
Chichiri-mask eyes. In an alto voice that sounded just lie Chichiri (her
favorite imitation) she squealed, "Hey! That hurt ya know? What ya do that for
ya know?" She stuck out her tongue and then turned around to face the Emperor.
She gasped (no longer chibi). The "man" on the throne was HOTOHORI. The woman
to his left was HOKI and the man to his right was NURIKO.

No possible way. These are Fushigi Yuugi characters! I am
NOT standing in front of this-this, IDIOT [personally I hate Hotohori. That's
why I warned everybody.]



They were all leaning forward as though greatly amazed at
something that happened to be right in MJ's direction. All three stuttered, "C-C-Chichiri?"


MJ looked around. *I
can't let them see me afraid. Well here goes nothin'*



"Who me? Nah, My name's MJ. Wassup?" Hotohori leaned forward
to inspect her clothes. MJ suddenly realized she wasn't wearing her pajamas
anymore. She was wearing her favorite pair of gigantic pipe jeans and her
T-shirt that proclaimed: Swim Fast, Have a blast. Holy Mackerels. [That is my
swim team. No one dare steal it.] He started to study her as if she were a
strange species of frog in a dissection tray. "Are you a GIRL? You act and
dress like a boy." "Wanna make something of it? YOU look like a woman." From
behind her there were sounds of "Oooooo. Disssssss."



MJ prepared herself for an imitation. "Does this sound
familiar?" She draped her hair over her eye and became all giggly. "O I just
LOVE a man who can drink!" She put her hair behind her like a braid, and
somehow got a mole "I think the Emperor is enjoying this a little too much."

"Hey! Is that me?" Nuriko asked. "You're pretty good!"

" I can do Tasuki! *Red hair* This kid won't shut up about
my face!"

The three exchanged sweat dropped looks. Then MJ sunk to her
knees and clutched her stomach. "What's wrong?" Nuriko asked, worried.

MJ looked up and said in a high-pitched whine, "Ooo, my
stomach! I haven't eaten dinner!"

*Sweat drop* *sweat drop* *sweat drop* "That's Miaka…"



"Hey!" The same high-pitched voice floated across the room
mingling with another lower voice. " I resent that!" both voices said at the
same time. Every one turned to see Miaka standing on the other side of the room
with a girl. This one was the same age
as the one in front of Hotohori. Around 13.

"N-Natalie?"

"M-MJ?"

"How'd you get here?"

"I landed. You?"

"Same"

"EXCUSE ME!" That was Hoto-baka [my special name for Hotohori.
If ya like him, don't kill me. I warned you.] "How did you get here girl?"



Natalie thought for a second. "How 'bout I start from the
beginning." And she began her story.



End of chapter 1.



Next Chapter: Natalie and
Miakaaaaaaaaa!



MJ & Luci: That's all! Look for more later!



MJ: Now it's HER turn!



Luci: Neh heh heh. Already? Boy I'm hot. I'm just gonna go outside
and get some fresh air. Heh eh heh.



MJ: Not so fast! *Grabs her by the shirt* Well till next
time minna!

Ja-na!