Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ The Official Fanfiction University of FY ❯ We're A Disgrace To Mountain Bandits Everywhere! ( Chapter 4 )

The Official Fanfiction University of Fushigi Yuugi

Like the others, this fic is loosely based on Camilla Sandman's "The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth" I own none of the Fushigi Yuugi characters mentioned in this fic, and if you don't recognize a character then they're my own creation or possibly someone who got into my fic.

A/N: I don't hate Obake-chan, er, um, Tamahome. Strongly dislike is more like it. But Rena and Vicky do. I do however hate Nakago, so there might be some character bashing where he's concerned. No offense meant.

Chapter 4: We're A Disgrace To Mountain Bandits Everywhere!

'Where has my common sense gone?' Rena asked herself.

She was following Vicky down the hall, spray paint cans in hands, about to go vandalize another student's dorm.

"Vicky, what'll happen if they catch us?" Rena asked.

"They won't."

"But what if they do?"

"We'll worry about that when it happens." Vicky replied.

It seemed the silver-haired teen knew quite well what she was doing. When they got to room Eighteen, Vicky paused at the door, listening intently.

"What are you. . .?" Rena started.

"Shhh." Vicky shushed her, and waited a few more seconds, "Good, nobody home. Let's go my friend." Vicky turned the knob, but the door remained closed. "Aw, shit!" She jiggled the knob harder and shoved against the door, to no avail. "Just our luck. Those Obake-chan girls do have some sense. Just not in the right area. Well, that doesn't mean we can't leave our calling card."

Vicky started shaking up one of the paint cans.

From the corner of her eye, Rena saw a shadow coming toward them.

"Vicky! Someone's coming!" She said in a loud whisper.

"Calm down." Vicky reassured her, pulling the cap off the paint can and spraying a thick black line on the door.

Rena watched the shadow move closer.

"Hurry up!"

Vicky added a little swivel beneath her writing, then putting the cap back on the paint can. "There. Done."

"Great, now let's move!" Rena grabbed her friend by the arm, and turning around, both found themselves face to face with two angry Nyan-Nyans.

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"We caught you!" Squeaked the first one.

"Thought you could get away with it, did you?" Peeped the second.

"Well now you're in trouble." The first said.

"And that's bad." The second added, wagging her finger at them.

"Okay girls, okay. I'll handle it from here." A taller, male figure walked up behind the two little girls, eyeing Rena and Vicky. "Well, well, well. What have we here? I don't know Kouji, what does it look like to you? It looks like these two girls were messing around where they don't belong."

"Kouji?!" Vicky shrieked.

Running a hand through his dark blue hair, Kouji smirked. "I see you know my name."

"We were caught by Kouji? We're a disgrace to mountain bandits everywhere!" Vicky whined.

"Aw, don't take it so hard kid. You got potential. It just takes practice, that's all. Maybe me and Genrou will give ya a lesson in Mountain Bandit technique later on, who knows?"

"Really?! You and Gen-chan would do that?" Rena asked with sparkling eyes.

"Uh, sure." Kouji didn't know what he had just gotten himself into. "But uh, right now there's an assembly in the gym, so we better get moving. Ladies?" He offered an arm to both of them which they excepted all to happily.

"No fair." Grumbled the first Nyan-Nyan, as she watched them walk away.

"We were supposed to get to use the punishment." The second one growled.

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Arriving at a large door labeled "GYM", Vicky muttered in a sarcastic tone, "Gee, I wonder what this room is."

Kouji pushed open the large double doors, and Rena was once again met with a crowd of kids, yakking away.

All eyes turned to them when they walked into the room. Vicky walked beside Kouji with a proud smile on her face, but Rena was feeling a bit nervous being watched like this.

"Hey! Those girls stole my Kouji-san!" Shouted one blonde girl, standing in the far corner.

Rena blushed.

Kouji managed to find them an empty seat, and then moved over to the staff seating section with the rest of the Fushigi Yuugi characters.

Tamahome walked up to the podium in the middle of the gym, tapping at the microphone a second before speaking. "Hi everyone, my name is Tamahome and. . .ahh!" Objects came flying at the Suzaku warrior from all directions, all being thrown by Anti-Tama fans. While the Pro-Tama fans yelled various curse words back at them. "Knock it off!" Tamahome yelled, emitting a force field around himself to protect himself from the crazed antics of Fushigi Yuugi fans.

"We want Chichiri!" A black haired girl shouted.

"No! We want Tasuki!" Vicky stood up and yelled.

"We want Yui!" A brown-haired boy yelled.

"We want anyone but you Obake-chan!" Vicky shouted.

"Well tough, cause I'm who you're getting." Tamahome growled. "Now, as I was saying, welcome to the first semester of The Official Fanfiction University of Fushigi Yuugi. You're classes and rooming order should've already been explained to you, so I'm going to skip that over, and go right to the scheduling. When you get back to your rooms there will be an envelope with your name on it, listing all your classes. Whatever classes you don't take this semester, you'll take the second, third, or fourth semester. You must pass all four semesters in order to write Fushigi Yuugi fanfiction again. If you don't pass all four semesters, then, I'm afraid you won't be to happy. Now, are there any questions?"

The hands went up.

"Um, yes, you?" Tamahome pointed to a girl with dark green hair.

The girl stood, "Why did you pick Miaka when you could've had me, Tama-chan!" She wailed.

"Um, any questions about the university?" Tamahome asked.

All hands went down.

"Alright then, will everyone on the left side in the bottom rows please exit through the door." Tamahome moved away from the podium before he was run over.

"Stupid Obake-chan." Vicky snarled, "That should've been Tasuki up there and he knows it."

"Calm down Vicky, let's get back to our room. I want to see my schedule." Rena said.

"Yeah, maybe we'll get classes with Gen-chan." Vicky smiled.

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Once back in their room, Rena sat in front of the mirror, attempting to pull her anime hair into a ponytail. "Stupid spiky hair. Can't do anything with it." She groaned. At last managing to get a small ponytail tied, she set the brush back on the counter and started brushing her teeth.

"Move it or lose it, Rena! I got our schedules! Hurry up so we can open them together!" Vicky called into the bathroom.

Rena spit into the sink and quickly rinsed her mouth out, before switching off the bathroom light and walking back into the room.

Vicky was already dressed out in a oversized red t-shirt and plaid boxer shorts that came to her knees. She handed one envelope to Rena, and then tore the other one open.

Rena wasted no time ripping open her envelope, anxiously unfolding the paper inside. Scanning over the lines, she leaped onto the bed and began jumping around. "I have classes with the leader of the bandits of Mt. Reikaku!"

"Me too!" Vicky squealed, jumping onto her own bed.

"This is great! Tomorrow begins the best days of our lives!" Rena cheered.

A hard knock came at their door, followed by a unrecognized voice, "Lights out you guys."

Rena and Vicky crawled into bed, turning the lights out so that the room was only lit by the half-moon through the window.

"Ya know, I'm holding Kouji to his offer. No way am I passing that up." Vicky smirked. "Well, g'night Rena."

"Good night." Rena turned over on her side, pulling the covers over her head.

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Washu: Rena's schedule will be posted the beginning of chapter 5. Pikurin!

Pikurin: You said there was no place here for me, I'm staying out of it.

Washu: *sigh*