Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ The Urge ❯ Winterfresh ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Don't own any Winterfresh gum stuff, or Fushigi Yuugi people.

It's bad for you

We're on the set. Start tape in five, four, three, two, one…

We see Tamahome and Nuriko run towards the camera. Tamahome shakes the camera a bit.

" Pssst. No da, don't do that no da," said Chichiri, the cameraman.

Tamahome takes big breaths.

" I must warn everyone. It's too dangerous."

Nuriko comes up behind him.

" Listen to Tama-baby. It's so horrible."

Tamahome spoke.

" I should know. My girlfriend, Miaka warned me not to chew Winterfresh Ice gum.

I did it anyway. I gave some to my little sister too. Look what it did to her!

We see Chiriko walk on camera, wearing a white fur suit.

" Grrr, growl, grrrrrrrrrr ( sigh) rrrrrrrrrrrrr, roar,ROARrrrrr."

Chiriko then walked back off the camera.

Nuriko then steps up to the camera.

" Not even Mitsukake can heal it!"

Mitsukake's voice is heard from the side.

" Don't you dare! Don't even say my name. I don't know you. I mean, come on. How the hell am I supposed to heal a friggin person in a fake suit, who's not even dying? Tell me this. I mean, no offense Chiriko, but that suit is so obviously fake, it's almost funny."

" No offense taken. I'm in for the money." Chiriko shrugged.

Nuriko sweatdrops.

" Umm, you guys…. the commercial?"

" Oh yeah! Sorry bout that."

We don't hear from Mitsukake ever again.

Nuriko clears his throat.

" Oh no! Look at what it's doing to Tamakins! "

We see Tamahome bend down to place a bear nose on his face.

" Grrrrrrrrrr. I can't control it! Grrrrrrrrrrr! Don't chew Winter Ice gum! It's bad for youuuuuuuuuuu!"

Tamahome makes pawing motions at innocent passersby. ( who happened to look like Hotohori and Miaka)

Suddenly we hear a shrill far away background voice, which happens to belong to Tasuki.

" Winter Ice Gum!"

Then picture fades to black.

………..

……….

" Screw you guys, I'm going home."

" Shhhh Chiriko! They haven't turned off the sound.

" Dammit, will someone turn on the lights. My tessen is not a flashlight Nuriko."

" Well how was I supposed to know?"

" Man, acting is a bitch," said Tamahome.

" Tamakins, were still on camera."

" Dammit Chichiri! If you don't turn off the fucking camera; I'll rip your fucking balls off, and I will not heal you!"

Everyone stares at Mitsukake.

" But I can heal myself no da," Chichiri says quietly.

" Just shut off the fu-u-cking camera," Hotohori yelled.

" No da, the camera is shut off."

Miaka was pissed.

" No da my ass, you bitch! Stop bitching and turn off the damn sound!"

Chichiri giggled

"Na da, no da, no da, no da! That's funny no da!"

" Shut up!"

" Fine no da!"

" The sound is off no da!"

Everyone sighed in relief.

" kakakakakakakaka!"

" Chichiri, stop it, hun! You are not, and thank Suzaku, never will be Tomo."

" And shut the sound off this time."

" Dammit no da!"

( sigh)

" Oh well, no da!"

" Bye no da!"

Screen is blank and silent.

( author) ummm…what happened to my t.v shows…0o

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Owari

( A friend just told me I got the brand name mixed up. Well, I like this one, so just deal with it! I think it just adds humor! Well, sorry bout the mistake, bye!)

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Sincerely, Ryoko-onee