Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Caught in the Snack ❯ Caught in the Snack ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

CAUGHT IN THE SNACK
A Fruits Basket/Saiyuki Crossover fic

Written by Miyu, Vampire Princess


CHALLENGE: a two-fer - The crossover! Pick your favorite male from one series and place them with your fave female from another (week 35). AND (week 29) A few of the greatest characters have bottomless pits instead of stomachs. What would any of these characters do for a scrumptious snack?

AUTHOR'S NOTES: This should never have been written so I apologize now. Done in a conversational format between the characters. Lemon is implied. Hope it's good for a laugh if nothing else.




"You offered food...to a complete stranger?"

"He was passed out on the porch, starving. I couldn't just leave him there."

"Yes, you could have."

"I wouldn't leave you to starve, Kyo-kun."

"That's different!"

"How so?"

"Honda-san, how many times have we asked that you not answer the door when you're alone?"

"But he didn't knock! I was taking out the trash when I found him."

"Oh boy."

"He said all he wanted was a quick snack before he'd go on his way. I'd already made dinner so...."

"He was NOT eating dinner when we saw you in the kitchen."

"That's correct. He was...ah...feasting on some...ah..forbidden fruit."

"It's hot in the kitchen."

"Uh-huh, that's why you took your shirt off?"

"Hai."

"In front of a stranger?!"

"But we'd already introduced ourselves, Yuki-kun. We weren't strangers."

"What about your skirt?"

"*confused* I was still wearing my skirt when you came into the kitchen."

"Hiked up around your waist!"

"Oh. But then I would've gotten applesauce on it too."

"That should've been the least of your worries!"

"Your skirt is too short to begin with, Honda-san."

"You think so?"

"I can't believe this!"

"I'm sorry you're upset Kyo-kun."

"He's just pissed because he wasn't the one...making the mess."

"Look who's talking, stupid rat."

"Yuki-kun?"

"At least I don't moan in my sleep."

"Kyo-kun?"

"No, you scream. Bet your arm gets awfully tired."

"Ano...?"

"What?!"

"Umm...would you both like a snack before dinner?"

There's a short pause before they answered in unison.

"Hell, yeah!"

"I think a snack would be delightful."

"Good. I have just the thing in the kitchen."

"Honda-san, I think you should...ah...head for the bathroom instead."

"I do need to clean up."

"*mumbling* And it'll be hard for Shigure to hear us with the water running."


ELSEWHERE....

"Hey Gojyo!"

"Goku, you're late!"

"I had some problems acquiring what you asked."

"What kind of problems? Didn't you do what I told ya?"

"Sure, and it worked! It was afterward that I ran into a problem."

"Her boyfriend?"

"I don't think they were her boyfriends."

"They?"

"Although one of them could've been."

"What?"

"They put up when hell of a fight when they caught us too. Haha, talk about freaks! But the one with orange hair could really throw a punch.
And the pretty boy knew how to kick."

"Have you looked in a mirror lately, dumb monkey? Hey! Wait a sec...you got caught?!"

"I still got away, even with a few bruises."

"Of all the stupid--!

"And....I got what you asked for!"

An anxious pause. "You got the goods?"

"Yep. One pair of virgin white panties with a pink bow."

"Oh sweet joy!"

"If Sanzo ever found out about your collection...."

"You'll keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for ya. Wouldn't want him finding out about all the food youve been smuggling."

"But I get hungry!"

"And I have a new hobby. Leave it at that."

"You're such a pervert." A sigh. "I should've asked for a higher price. Those boys knew how to fight!"

"You'll get that steak meal. I'll even double the meat. Yes! Another pair of panties for my collection!"

"Better hold off on the meal."

"Why? I thought all the adventure would make you hungry."

"I had a snack along the way. Maybe later."

"Snack?"

"Yep, applesauce and whipped cream. With cherries."

Another pause. "Why are you smiling?"

"I'm not smiling."

"Liar! I know that smile. I know it! What did you do?"

"Exactly what you said. Now, if you'll excuse me, I want to take a nap before dinner."

"Goku, I want details!"

"Later."

"Was she pretty, can you at least tell me that much?"

"Not going to tell."

"You bastard! I'm telling Sanzo anyway!"

"Then I'm telling the old man you ripped off where he can find HIS panty collection!"

"*incoherent mumbling*"


~OWARI~

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters presented in this work of fiction. Fruits Basket is owned by Natsuki Takaya/HAKUSENSHA - TV TOKYO - NAS - Fruba Project and licensed by FUNimation Productions, Ltd (for distribution in the USA). Saiyuki is the property of Kazuya Minekura, ISSAISHA and Tokyopop. All copyrights go to them and not me.