Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction / Saiyuki Reload Fan Fiction / Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Bathing ❯ Alternative End ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Bathing: Alternative ending

The monkey gasped, as he take hold on the monks shoulders, in fear his legs would give in under him.“When I’m done with you, you will need a bath, too” whispered Sanzo sensually to a moaning and shuddering Goku…


“Ähem” suddenly Goku heard a coughing.
He looked up and meet violet eyes and a smirking face.
Sadly it was not the sly grin of his dream, but one of that kind that said ‘I tried really hard not to kill you, but I don’t make promises.’
He gulped audible before a familiar white object collided hard with his head.
Goku found out that it is very hard to defend your head when your hands are trapped in your pants.
Sanzo’s anger grow higher as he noticed where the boys hands are disappeared.(and why)
“You stupid, noisy monkey! What do you think you are doing here?!”
But he didn’t expect an answer from the youth, as he hoist him up the ground with a fist tightly in the brown mop of hair.


“I’ll teach you to spy at other peoples while bathing.”
“I don’t spy at other people, only at you.”
“And you think that make it better!“ and he hit him again with his paper fan.


He dragged the caught monkey on his hair back to their camp
“That’s not fair, let go of my hair, that hurts”
“Why should I care, it’s your own fault. And it shall hurt, so you remember it the next time, before you do something stupid again.”
Angry he shoved Goku forwards, chatting under his breath about horny teens.


“Next time I take a bath, I tie you on a tree.”
Goku’s face went all red by that through. That sound not so bad, after all.
*Wrack*
“In the camp, you pervert, stupid monkey” add Sanzo as if reading his mind. Or maybe he had just caught a sight of Goku’s grin, even as he tried to hide it…


"Can’t you let go of my hair, Sanzo?"
"No! And stop struggling, or I shove my fan up your ass, baka saru, and teach you a lesson you never will forget!”
“The fan?…. ” asked Goku silently, and hoped that Sanzo didn’t hear his comment, up the gods didn’t answer his prey.
“You beg for it, do you?” snapped Sanzo furious, as he sat down on a fallen tree and laid the crazy monkey over his lap, before he give him several hard hits with his paper fan on his ass.
“Wahhh! Sanzoooo!!!! That’s not fair, what was that for! That hurt!” and for that he earned himself more hits, before the monk stand up and dragged the monkey again on his hair forward. “And when you didn’t stop whining NOW! then I beat your ass, you can’t sit for the next weeks! Got it!?”



Both Hakkai and Gojyo are looking up by the angry and the whining voices, witch come nearer their clearing fast and loud.
Sanzo tossed the squirming youth on the ground, growling, but he didn’t answered them about what happen as they asked.
Gojyo had a good idea of what had happen after a short glance at the flushed faces, the growling monk and the bulge in the monkeys pants: “Hey monkey, saw something you like?”
And for that Sanzo hit him with his beloved paper fan for idiots as well.
“AUA! Meanie monk! What have I done?”
“This is your fault! I don’t know how or why, but I know it is your fault! You always put ideas into hat empty head of his!”
“I don’t have an empty head!”
“Sure you have.”
“Not fair!”
“Shut up! When I say you have an empty head, then you have one! Baka saru!”


And then Goku did something very brave/stupid:


He leaped forward and pinned an angry Sanzo down on the ground, straddled his waist and bent down to kiss the surprised men. The others could only stare at them, as Sanzo let out an surprised gasp. Goku took the opportunity to thrust his tongue through his slightly parted lips to get a good taste of the monk.
He purred softly as his tongue slide around and meet the monks.


“Obvious he had a dead wish. Poor Goku, Sanzo’s killing him as soon as he has his senses back together again.” thought Hakkai, while Gojyo’s mind went in another direction:
“Yeah, that’s right, monkey! Show that meanie monk who had the pants on here.”


Silence….


Deadly silence…


BANG BANG BANG


“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU‘RE DOING BAKA SARU? COME DOWN OFF THAT DAMN TREE, IMMEDIATELY, OR I KILL YOU!!!!!”


As Sanzo came back to his mind he had drown away the horny monkey as far as possible. The youth has sensed the danger he was in, and had done the only thing he could do in such a case. Goku reacted like every monkey when a dangerous wild animal try to catch him:
He climbed high on a tree.
And Sanzo stand under that tree now and bellowed up to the boy…


“No, You’re hitting me when I came down to you!”


“NO, I DON’T HIT YOU!


I JUST KILL YOU!!!
SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!!!”
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This is fore the one of you, who don’t like yaoi or the Sanzo/ Goku pairing or simply like a more funny end. I like especially the part with the kiss and Sanzo’s reaction, and when Goku hide in the tree…
It look kind like that typical picture of cat and dog, when the cat is in the tree and the big fat dog is waiting under the tree and growls… Only in that case it is a monkey in the tree and Sanzo sure is no dog (Dog‘s are doing what you say and you can train them and learn then tricks…)

I hope you enjoyed it and I would be happy when you told me….?