Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Bad Friends, Debts Do Part ❯ Bad Friends, Debts Do Part ( One-Shot )

BAD FRIENDS, DEBTS DO PART

Sanzo and Gojyo: Bad Friend yasura ni nado

Zutto iranai kara

Gyuu no kizudare kede

Sore ga ii tokai!

Gojyo: Kodo wa shosen wa Hidori nanda tto

Waru kireta nara Nigaru

Ame no yo fuken ni BEDDO nukedasu

Doori ashi wo tto kiteta

Sanzo: Dare ka no Tsumi made Dakishimete

Nani wo sobaku no

Sanzo and Gojyo: Bad Friend kitzutsuke ai

Sore de kashikane teru

Gyuu no kokoro tto kyori

Hakaru ame...!

Bad Friend miratatsu no wa

Kitto mite iru kara

Gyuu no DOA wo tateku

Tsuyo nani ga...

Dare yori mo tokai!

Sanzo: Motomeru mono wa Onaji nanda tto

Kuchi ni dekitara Kirazu

Konna yoake ni Tama kotori nasu

Nagari tameiki kumotta

Gojyo: Tsuyonaru Senaka wo Furuwasede

Doko eisoru no

Sanzo and Gojyo: Bad Friend yego dara kedo

Mune ni koi daketeru

Gyuu no kotoba nanda

Yakubu sobu...!

Bad Friend yasura ni nado

Zutto iranai kara

Gyuu no kizudare kede

Sore ga ii...!

Bad Friend kitzutsuke ai

Sore de kashikane teru

Gyuu no kokoro tto kyori

Hakaru ame...!

Bad Friend miratatsu no wa

Kitto mite iru kara

Gyuu no DOA wo tateku

Tsuyo nani ga...!

Dare yori mo tokai!

Gojyo: There! We're through recording it. Now what?

Sanzo: Nothing. We leave. *starts to walk away*

Gojyo: Nandato?! Is that it? Deadly squat?! Nothing else to do or wait for?!

Sanzo: Yeah. What did you think?

Gojyo: *fantasizing* I thought we were gonna wait for the CD and sell it to some ladies and..

*THACK!

Sanzo: Stop thinking of things like that. It's best you focus on thinking about what else to do here without Hakkai and Goku to pick us up.

Gojyo: Did you think I voluntarily asked to stay here?

Sanzo: Well..

//Flash Back//

Hakkai: Okay! Who'll accompany me to go replenish our supplies?

Goku: I will!

Sanzo: As long as it'll drive me away from these two.

Goku and Gojyo: Ngani?!

Gojyo: Okay, there's only one way to settle this!

Hakkai: Draw lots!

Gojyo: CA… Yeah, draw lots. Good idea.. *keeps deck of cards*

Hakkai: Okay. I have everybody's name here. Whoever SANZO draws, will be the one who accompanies me.

Goku: Sounds fair.

Gojyo: But why Sanzo?

Sanzo: Complaining? *aims gun at Gojyo*

Gojyo: No… Just wondering..

Goku: `Cause he's the eldest!

Hakkai: That's right, Goku!

Sanzo: *picks a paper and reads it as `Goku'* Damn..

Goku: Yata!! I get to go with Hakkai!!

Gojyo: This is why I didn't like you to pick, Sanzo..

Sanzo: Who'd care?

Gojyo: I would!!

//Flashback ends//

Sanzo: Play billiards?

Gojyo: Sure. I'll beat you this time!

Sanzo: This time? You've NEVER beaten me in billiards.

Gojyo: *bulging vein pops out on temple* Well, I'll beat you this time, bimbo bozui!

*THACK!!

Sanzo: Urusai!!

~END OF STORY~