Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Get Back Stare ❯ Someone Just Shoot Me! ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter Two: Someone Just Shoot Me!

Author's Note: You know what? I don't know why I called this Chapter this. I just felt like it. Anyway - This is where it might get confusing - or some sort. As of the sisters? The explanation shall come soon.

Oh, once the ikkou finds out that there's been an - uh - Gender Change, I will be using the pronoun HER/SHE instead of HIM/HIS. I just thought I'd clear this out before anything.

And about the name of the school - yes, that's actually a name of an anime - NOIR. You guys probably know that.

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Sanzo awoke with a painful and throbbing feeling at the side of his head. He winced and looked up as he opened his eyes - his vision was a little blurry and it didn't help that rays of the sunlight beamed down on him the moment his eyes snapped open. He shielded his eyes and then looked up - he felt different. Somehow, he seemed like he was floating for a moment as he got up and looked around. He felt cold, the window was open and the morning breeze was coming in. He sighed as he slowly walked to the window and reached out to close it.

That's when he blinked once and backed away as he saw the walls of the inn were now painted light purple and lower parts had decorations of small white lilies. He bumped into the bed and saw that it was a Queen sized bed with silk, satin lavender sheets and the pillows were covered in amethyst colored silk pillow cases. There was a bookshelf, stuffed with all kinds of books that were surprisingly to his taste. There were a few portraits that hung on the wall - he noticed that they were all paintings and portraits of people from Chinese mythology. One noticeable one was that of the great Goddess of Mercy, Love and Compassion - holding a Lotus flower and smiling gently as rays of light surrounded her. Beside that was a picture of the Moon Goddess, Heng-O.

`'What the fu? -`' his eyes widened. He suddenly gently held onto his throat as he noticed that his voice was no longer the rough and full one it used to be. But was now full, stern - FEMINININE.

That's when it all came crashing down on him. His long blonde hair lasted up to his back, he ran to the mirror and saw that he was now a SHE. A beautiful young woman with long golden blonde hair, rose colored lips and a graceful and slender built with fully shaped hips of an eighteen year old. He was only wearing a robe, which was almost open as the belt, was tied loose. Inside of her robe was a thin nightgown, which exposed a GREAT amount of the body he now possessed.

It was then when the obvious question came along.

`'What the fuck is going on around here?'' she asked.

There were running footsteps and voices calling her. Though they weren't exactly the voices she expected to hear. She looked up as the door burst open and three other young women stood there.

`'Sanzo!'' Goku, who now had a lovely and lively, slightly high-pitched tone of a young girl called. She had short chocolate brown hair that lasted up to her chin and her eyes looked even livelier now, brighter than they ever did in his real form. She was dressed in a silk yellow pair of pajamas.

`'It's happened to you, too!'' Goku said as she entered and ran towards Sanzo. Sanzo couldn't believe the transformation that Goku had gone through. She was actually quite lovely. Sanzo shook her head and cursed under her breath as she looked at them.

`'Yare, Yare desu ne.'' Hakkai said, her voice also changed to a mellow and sweet feminine one. `'I guess those chocolate beans did do the trick after all.'' She had long dark brunette hair which fell into waves up to her back. Her emerald eyes looked at Sanzo as she was dressed in a nightgown with sleeves - just like the old fashioned ones. She was a splitting image of her older sister, Kanna.

Gojyo, who had also turned female, was gorgeous. The only right word that could have described him was that. Her long crimson red hair, which lasted also up to her back, like Hakkai's. Her crimson eyes were two graceful slits and her lips were full and scarlet in color. Her dark skin was slightly darker than it was before and her built was just something guys would kill for. Full and voluptuous - which was somehow more revealed with the red nightgown she wore, which was more lingerie than anything else.

Of course, she was also busy staring at Sanzo as if she couldn't believe just how -- different she was.

`'Don't give yourself an eyesore.'' Sanzo finally snapped. Even he had to admit silently, Gojyo as a woman was something to look at. But then, why the hell would he say that out loud.

She looked back at Goku who was staring at him. `'Goku…'' she said, sounding almost neutral.

`'Nani?'' the young girl asked as she looked up.

`'KONO BAKA SARU!''

The Harisen came flying upon her head, sending her crashing down the floor. Hakkai now stepped in as she laughed sheepishly, as she pulled Sanzo away who was busy pounding the saru's head with her paper fan.

`'What did I do?!''

`'Got us into this mess for one thing!''

`'I didn't do anything!''

`'You're the one who gave us those stupid chocolate beans.'' Gojyo said - her voice had changed, but still kept the playful tone she used to have.

Hakkai sighed as she looked around Sanzo's room, which was unbelievably pastel. She shook her head and looked at Gojyo since Sanzo was still too busy beating Goku up with her harisen.

`'Just where are we anyway?''

From the outside. There was a soft ringing of the bell, gradually become louder and not to mention closer. Sanzo who held the Goku by the collar and held up her harisen, Goku in turn was shielding her head from anymore kind of injury. Sanzo wasn't done with her yet considering what had just happened to them.

Finally a voice of an old woman around her fifties was heard outside. `'What's going on here?'' The four looked up as a woman with brown colored hair, with white strands already as she looked like she was about in her late fifties, dressed in her cotton bathrobe and holding a small bell in her hands. She frowned disapprovingly at them as she stepped into the room.

`'This is the second morning I've caught you like this! Making all this infernal noise this early in the morning and you with your physical abuse!'' she pointed at Sanzo. `'Put her down this instant!''

Sanzo raised an eyebrow as her thin, rose colored lips formed a scowl. `'Who the hell are you?''

The old woman's eyes widened as she gasped, looking utterly insulted. `'How dare you address me with such disrespect, haven't we been teaching you ANYTHING at all, Mayura!''

Her three companions blinked, looked at Sanzo and pointed at her at the same time. `'Mayura?''

The old woman looked confused for a moment, before she shook her head and looked up. `'Yes, of course I mean you, Uesugi Mayura! Who else did you think I meant?''

The three feel silent again before they started to laugh. Sanzo - or Mayura started to grit her teeth and hold up her paper fan. The old woman looked at them again.

`'And what do you think is so funny!'' she looked over to them. `'You're waking up the other girls ahead of schedule! But since you're all already up. You might as well get ready, breakfast will be served at seven o'clock and it is officially six o'clock.''

Gojyo snorted before she looked at her. `'We've got a full hour. What the hell is this dump anyway?''

Again, the woman's eyes narrowed. `'How dare you address this dormitory this way!'' she said. Sanzo and Gojyo both rolled their eyes and Hakkai sighed. This woman clearly had moral issues. `'We teach you ladies to act like proper ladies and we expect you to stay that way.'' She looked at the four of them. `'We don't expect this from you, this is the last time, alright?''

She glanced at Gojyo. `'And Natsumi! How many times do I have to tell you? Never go out in just what you're wearing right now! It's absolutely improper!''

Gojyo pointed to himself. `'I'm Natsumi?''

The old woman looked back at her, as now she thought something was wrong with them. Either that or they were just insulting her. She frowned and looked at Goku. `'And as for you, Chiyo - I told you to always keep your voice down!''

Goku blinked and Hakkai covered her mouth before she could say anything.

`'I'm sorry - ma'am…'' she covered up, she didn't exactly know what her name was. `'We promise, we'll try to keep it down.''

The woman nodded and then glanced at Hakkai. `'Konoe, I told you - that you should definitely look for a new crowd of friends! You're conduct and behavior will be affected if you keep hanging out with these girls.''

Hakkai sighed and smiled sheepishly as she shook her head and looked up. `'I've considered it a few times, ma'am believe me. But this is where I belong, I'm afraid.''

The woman sighed before looking at them. `'Get ready for breakfast. Right after it, we proceed to lecture hall immediately.'' She threw a glance at Gojyo. `'And if you could, Miss Kinoshita - try to wear something decent?''

As she walked off. The four girls remained silent for a few moments - Sanzo looked up at her reflection again and grumbled.

`'What do we do now?'' Hakkai asked as she looked at Sanzo.

`'Well.'' Sanzo said as she sighed and started to look for her cigarettes. `'There's nothing we can do right now, I guess. We'll wait here until we find a way out.'' Though that did sound like a very irritating option, Sanzo knew they had no choice. Besides, what was the worse that could happen anyway?

There was suddenly a bright light, which started to glow from the corner. They all looked up as figures of two young girls started to form. Sanzo scowled and started to look for her Shourenjuu - which in consolation, she found in her night drawer. She aimed it at the two young girls who were finally there.

`'Whoa. Hold it, Kasumi-chan!'' Yume greeted as she flashed her blue eyes at the blonde who was malevolently glaring at her. `'Put the gun down, we can explain.''

`'You better. You've got ten seconds.'' Sanzo warned in her stern voice. `'Starting now.''

Mia sighed as she put a hand on her sister's shoulder. `'I'll handle this, Yume-nechan.'' She looked at them and bowed. `'My name is Mia, and this is my older sister Yume.'' She looked up at them. `'Yoroshiku.''

`'Anou… Mia-san, Yume-san… What is this about?'' Hakkai asked as she sat on the bed.

`'Well, let's see - The chocolate beans we sent you yesterday - obviously, the dust we put in it turned you into women.'' Mia sighed and smiled as she looked at them. `'Very lovely women, if I may say so, thank you.''

`'Thanks.'' Gojyo said with a smirk on her face.

Mia nodded before going on. `'Well, here's the deal. You have to get through this being a woman thing - you're now here in NOIR. We're in Japan and we're one of the best leading all girls' schools in the country.''

`'Did we mention there's an all boys' school just beside this one? The old hag - Takata Kikyou, the witch you just encountered runs that place, too.'' Yume added.

Mia laughed softly and nudged Yume. `'Anyway, you have to get through this - in order to turn back into men again. If you guys don't get through this and give up - then you're meant to stay here and as women for the rest of your life.'' She nodded. `'Any questions?''

Goku raised a hand and blinked. `'I have one. Who are you girls?''

`'We're two immortals from heaven.'' Mia said as she shrugged. `'Just having some fun.''

`'Another question.'' Gojyo said as she raised one eyebrow. `'Why are you doing this?''

Mia sighed as she looked over to Yume. `'I think you might want to take it from here, Yume-nechan.''

Yume laughed. `'Because we're just plain mean!'' she answered with another laugh. `'Oh, and besides - our aunt thinks that it's a good show to watch.''

Sanzo's eyes widened. `'That old hag…'' she muttered in annoyance as she put his gun down.

`'Well, go on. Get ready for breakfast - you've got a long morning ahead of you. Believe me.'' Yume said as she sighed and smirked. `'We're off.''

They disappeared again in a flash of light.

`'I guess we don't have much of a choice do we?'' Hakkai said as she sighed and smiled.

`'No. I don't think so.'' Sanzo said as she went over to the mirror, removing her robe - she then scowled and stopped as she noticed all eyes were on her as the thin nightgown was exposing more than she would want anyone to see because of the silk and very thin cloth.

`'What the hell are you all doing in my room?!'' she yelled. `'GET OUT!''

The three started to run out as Sanzo, who was holding her harisen - drove them out up to the door. She grumbled and shook her head as she turned back inside and slammed her door shut, locking it so no one could get in.

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Homura woke up with a start as he heard a crashing sound coming from the next room. He sat up immediately and ignored the pain in his head. He looked around and noticed the room looked different from what his room in Kounran tower looked like. The walls had a white and gray patterned look - all the furniture you could find in it was wooden and maple colored. There were books in the bookshelves and more on the floor as there wasn't enough room for the other books.

He looked at what he was lying down on. A Queen sized bed with gray sheets, his pillow was also gray in color with a few Chinese characters on them. He slowly stood up and walked to the door - to see what exactly that noise was.

But before he could move. It was answered for him as what seemed to him a complete stranger walked into the room with a frown on her face. She had shoulder-length orange hair which was layered and stylishly uneven. Her skin was not exactly dark, but it was tanned. Her black eyes looked right into Homura's own eyes. She was wearing an orange robe as under it she was only wearing an orange blouse and her underwear. Her body was slender and yet very athletic - still retrained a very lady-like stature.

`'What the hell happened to me?'' her voice sounded a little rough, yet still effeminate. `'What happened to YOU more importantly?''

`'Me?'' Homura blinked, he then noticed that his voice was quiet, gentle and calm and definitely not his own. Since he was past age eighteen, he didn't remember sounding like a woman.

`'Yes! Have you taken a look at yourself lately?'' the woman asked again.

`'Zenon?'' Homura asked as she blinked. `'Is that you?''

`'Hell, it's me alright!'' Zenon said as she sighed and looked up. `'I woke up and I was in a totally different place - and just when I thought it was weird enough. I looked in the mirror and saw this!'' she gestured to herself.

Homura blinked and walked towards the mirror. Seeing the reflection of a young woman, with tall stature and fair complexion. Her hair was jet black, which fell in waves up to her rear. Her nightgown was short and silk as it was a few inches above her knees and her black robe was draped over her. Her eyes were still of two different colors, one gold and one blue.

Her thin red lips could not help but form into a slight smile. He had to admit himself, him as a woman wasn't so bad at all. She looked up at Zenon who still was looking down, as she couldn't believe this was happening to them.

`'It must've been the chocolate beans.'' Shien said, stepping in. The two looked up as there was a change in his voice was well. Now quiet, composed and that of a young woman - her eyes were opened as she looked towards them. Revealing their green color. Her green hair was one straight fall, going down even past her rear. As she herself was wearing an apple green pair of pajamas with a white collar. Her expression remained calm as she looked at them.

`'S-Shien?'' Zenon asked in disbelief. She stared wide-eyed and her jaw open as Shien took something out of her pockets, and handed it to Homura. It was a small fragrant piece of paper which had flowers decorated all over it. Homura looked at the folded and closed piece before opening it after a few moments. She read the message, which explained just about what exactly they were doing here and how this happened.

Hope you like your new presents, use them wisely. Or else, you're gonna be stuck here for the rest of your lives.

Love, Yume and Mia. The Douji Sisters.

Homura sighed as she folded it again and kept it away. `'I knew those girls couldn't have left us alone for a minute. I suppose Kanzeon Bosatsu thought that this was a good show to watch.''

`'So, what are you saying? We're gonna STAY as women?!'' Zenon asked, almost in shock as he looked at the two of them. `'Come on, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard!''

`'I don't think we have much of a choice, Zenon.'' Shien answered for Homura as she nodded. `'We have to stay like this until we find out what exactly is going -`'

The soft ringing of the small bell drew closer and closer. The three goddesses now fell silent as they looked around, trying to figure out where exactly it was coming from. They looked up then as an old woman in her dressing robe was walking their direction. She had stopped as she saw the three of them together in front of Homura's room. Sighing as she shook her head, she started to walk faster towards them.

`'How many times do I have to tell you girls to socialize later during the proper time?'' Kikyou asked as she frowned at them and shook her head disapprovingly. She glanced at Homura and shook her head. `'Nanami, look at your - you're barely covered.''

Homura blinked and looked at her. `'Nanami?''

Kikyou looked confused before she frowned again, sighed and threw a glance at her. `'If you're playing the game that Mayura's group is playing - then you're going to have to stop it!'' she looked at Zenon and Shien. `'Well, what are you two still doing here? Shouldn't you be ready for breakfast?''

`'I - `' Zenon paused as she then glanced back at her. `'Who are you?''

`'Not you, too Airana!'' Kikyou finally exclaimed as she frowned at them. `'Oh! That's it! You have to stop hanging around Miss Natsumi Kinoshita! She's put you up to this hasn't she?''

`'Who the hell is Natsumi? And just where the hell are we?''

Kikyou had a know it all frown as she sighed. `'You're in Noir - the best leading school for girls.'' She looked at them. `'So I would appreciate it if you acted like a proper lady and stopped this childish games!'' she turned her attention to Shien. `'And Sara - I don't suppose that you're with them, too.''

`'We don't know any Mayura or Natsumi. So, you can't really blame us for acting this way.''

The old head mistress took a deep breath and shook her head as she marched off. Almost as if she had controlled herself from screaming in frustration - The three watched her as she stomped off - whispering something to herself as she made a left turn and started ringing the bell.

`'I guess the only way to find out about this is - if we get ready for breakfast and see what else this place is about.'' Homura had to admit. She was getting more and more interested in this place. Not to mention, a big part of her wanted to know who this Mayura was and who her friends were. They sounded like a lot of fun.

`'Well…'' Zenon said with a sigh as he looked up. `'I guess if you want it that way.'' She said as she smirked slightly and turned away. `'You're the boss - Nanami.''

Shien smiled slightly as she shook her head and turned back to her room. `'I guess we'll see you at breakfast.''

Homura looked around and then sighed as she smirked slightly. `'Yeah - I guess you will.''

~TSUZUKU~