Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Learn ❯ Hiragana ( One-Shot )

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Author: Anne

Email: azie89@bluehyppo.com

Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply.

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Part Two--Alphabets

Hakkai: Okay students, today we're going to learn Hiragana. Repeat after me, `A' ni abura. C'mon, repeat after me!

Sanzou and Gojou: …………

Gokuu: (enthusiastically) `A' ni abura.

Hakkai: `I' ni inu.

Gokuu: `I' ni inu.

Sanzou and Gojou: (look at each other) …

Hakkai: `U' ni uji.

Gokuu: `U' ni uji.

Sanzou: (left eye twitches, background igniting)

Gojou: (sweatdrops)

Hakkai: `E' ni eki.

Gokuu: `E' ni--

Sanzou: (pissed off, background enveloped in flames) That's ENOUGH! CUT IT OUT!!! What do you think we are, kindergartners!!!???

Hakkai: (smiling) No, I imagined that all of you were three-year-olds.

*thwack**thwack**THWACK* (sound of the paper fan)

Hakkai: (smiling, rubbing his head) Since when did you learn hitting me with that paper fan of yours?

Sanzou: Since you thought of me as a three-year-old. (turns around and walks away)

Hakkai: (sweatdrops, still smiling) Ah, I see…

Gojou: I'd be angry too, Hakkai. (follows Sanzou)

Hakkai: Hey, we haven't finished the lesson yet!!

Sanzou: Shimatta!! Shimatta minasan!!

Hakkai: Ah… My students ran away. (smiles) Nevermind them Gokuu. `O' ni oya.

Gokuu: `O' ni oya.

Hakkai: `Ka' ni kawa.

Gokuu: `Ka' ni kawa.

Sanzou: (watching from afar) The monkey's really loyal.

Gojou: Afraid he'll find a new master?

Sanzou: The hell no. (whacks Gojou with the paper fan)

And so the lesson continues…

Hakkai: `Sa' ni sakana.

Gokuu: `Sa' ni sakana.

Hakkai: `Shi' ni shimatta.

Gokuu: `Shi' ni… what? What's that, Hakkai?

Hakkai: `Shi' ni shimatta.

Gokuu: Shi-mat-ta?

Hakkai: (an eye on Sanzou) Yes.

Sanzou: (putting a hand on his heart) Oh, I feel like a knife's passed through me.

Hakkai: `Su' ni suna.

Gokuu: `Su' ni suna. Say, Hakkai, have you said the word for "Ko" yet?

Hakkai: I did, naze?

Gokuu: I don't remember the word.

Hakkai: (smiles) You'll remember -this- one well. `Ko' ni korosu.

Gokuu: `Ko' ni korosu.

(Sanzou appears in front of Hakkai)

Sanzou: (cynical) You -have- a big mouth Hakkai.

Hakkai: (smiling) It's small compared to yours.

Sanzou: (vein starts to throb) When did you learn to talk like that?

Hakkai: (smiling) Since I was a kid, maybe?

Sanzou: (loses control) You… DAMN YOU!!

Hakkai: (sweatdrops a little, but still smiling) Unlike the most damned.

Sanzou: YOU DAMN YOUKAI!!!

Hakkai: No I don't think so. I don't smoke, I don't beat people up, I don't…

Sanzou: THAT'S ENOUGH!! SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (shoots Hakkai)

Hakkai: (gracefully dodges flying bullets) I don't think I will for now.

Sanzou: I don't want to see your damn face anymore!! (turns away, slamming the door on his way out)

Hakkai: Oh, you will--tomorrow?

Gojou: (suddenly appearing) Whatsa matter, Hakkai?

Hakkai: Don't know.

-Owari part two, but tsuzukeru anyway-

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Author's note:

My, that's a lot of translations. Begin NOW, ARIA!! (Your ideas anyway)

Ni: for Abura: oil

Inu: dog Uji: family

Eki: railroad station Shimatta: damn

Minasan: you all Oya: parent

Kawa: river Sakana: fish

Suna: sand

And the obscene words are all Aria's, thanks.

Aria: And believe me, it feels weird typing this for her.