Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Tea Party!!!! ❯ Tea Party! ( One-Shot )

Note: Yus! Kluanar-san gives me this idea of doing a party and I come up with a Tea party!! XD and I know you all will like to see how baka I am who writes a fic like that right?? Good! Chin II Sou invites all Saiyuki chatar for a tea party!! XD ga ha ha ha ha ha <WACK> OW!! >.<~ Itaii yo!!

Disclaimer: If I ever have them….*evil laugh* I'll call sanzo to wash the dish! XD <wacks> ow!! >.<~~ but sadly, I do my own dishes!!

Title: Tea Party.

Chin II Sou: Let's see….Sanzo ikkou. *Checking trough the invitation card*

Cat: Check! *Place a stamp on*

Chin II Sou: Kougaiji gang. *pass it to cat*

Cat: Check! *licks and stick the stamp on* (yuck?)

Chin II Sou: Lirin-chan. *pass it to Cat*

Cat: C- ………you invite Kougaiji-sama already, I guess Lirin will go along too….

Chin II Sou: ……… oh…*throws the invitation card out of the window*

Cat: Nataku-chan.

Chin II Sou: ….ano…Neko-chan….

Cat: Haii? *looks up at Chin II Sou with kitty eye*

Chin II Sou: *thinks- KAWAII!!!* ano….Goku should lock in the memory now, so I guess inviting Nataku-chan is not a good idea.

Cat: But we need more people in the Tea Party!! *pouts*

Chin II Sou: *pats* There, there…..I have plans…ne?

Cat: *blink blink* WooOOoOOOooOOo *evil smile*

Chin II Sou: *evil grins*

So, that day. Cat and Chin II Sou send out the entire invitation card to a list of people and waited for the tea party the next day. Everything was prepare and ready to party anytime….Then the first group of people walking into the tea party garden.

Sanzo: Ch' Why am I invited to a bloody tea party? I'll shoot the baka neko and that dead ass to hell for blocking my way to the west. *loads gun*

Hakkai: maa…maa… Sanzo, it's a polite to go to people's invitation.

Goku: *holding the invitation card* WOW!! They serve food!! It writes ther will be lots of meat bun!! Sanzo!! Look!! Look!!!

Sanzo: Urusai!!!!

*TWACK TWACK TWACK*

Goku: Mao!! Sanzo!!! What's that for!?

Gojyo: I just hope there is hot baby there…*snicker* Baka saru.

Goku: I'm not a saru!! Erro Kappa!!!!

Hakkai: Maa…maaa….. It's going to be fun I guess.

Sanzo: *trigger gun and aim it on Hakkai's head* What?

Hakkai: *sweatdrops* Oh~ Look~ It's Kougaiji and friends. *point's a Kougaiji's direction*

Kaugaiji's gang comes in, not noticing Sanzo ikkou.

Lirin: Wee!! Party!! Party!! XD *jumping up and down*

Yaone: Lirin-sama. It's glad that you're always happy. *smile*

Kougaiji: Hn! What a baka thing to do! Why do I have to come?

Dokugakuji: But if you don't come along Lirin will get into trouble and you will have to worry more….Kou.

Kougaiji: ….True… I'm having gastric soon…*twitch*

Dokugakuji: Ga ha ha ha ha!

Lirin: *bang into Goku* Ah! *drops on the ground*

Goku: Itaii yo! Dorega?? *spunk around and saw Lirin* you!

Lirin: What are you doing here?? *point a finger at Goku*

Goku: That's my question!! Baka Onna!!

Lirin: what did you call me?? Saru!!!

Goku and Lirin end up in a small fight….

Sanzo: Ch' animals.

Hakkai: hello Yaone-san. It's a pleasure to see you here…*smile*

Yaone: Oh~ Hakkai-sama. Ya're invited too?

Hakkai: It's look like it. *smile*

Kougaiji: ……Monk.

Sanzo: Want to die? *eye Kougaiji*

Goyjo: Yo! Old man!

Dokugakuji: Don't you call me that, lil bret!

Goyjo: *grins* How bout Bro?

Dokugakuji: I'm killing you after this…

Chin II Sou: *standing on the balcony* Welcome to the tea party today, I'm your host. Chin II Sou. Please, Ladies, Gentlemen and animals…*eye Lirin and Goku*

Cat: Hello!! I'm nightcat; I'm the one who send the invitation card! XD

Sanzo: Means that I can shoot the hell out of you? *aim gun at cat*

Cat: O_O NO! *hides behind Chin II Sou*

Goku: *points a finger to Chin II Sou* WHO DID YOU CALL ANIMAL?? Old man!!!

Chin II Sou: …..I'm still young….

Cat: *eye Chin II Sou* O_o ……..*step backs some*

Goyjo: You ofcouse…Saru

Goku: WHAT??

Lirin: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANIMAL!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Yaone: Lirin-sama….*holding Lirin back*

Sanzo: Ch' Who wants to join the bloody Tea party….*turns around and walk away*

Hakkai: Ha ha ha…..*pats Goku*

Kougaiji: Who's that ugly creature? *points at Chin II Sou*

Everyone expects Sanzo, Kougaiji and Chin II Sou: *sweatdrops*

Chin II Sou: ………I'm killing that one…

Cat: Then you should have not invite him at the beginning…Chin-chan.

Chin II Sou: ………..

Sanzo: he's the dead bloody no use baka that have close relationship with Hakkai. *points at Hakkai*

Hakkai: Oro?

Kougaiji: *step away from Hakkai* He's gay?

Everyone except Kougaiji and Sanzo: *sweatdrops*

Hakkai: Maa…Maa… If I'm a gay I won't want to go down what that ugly non-dead ….*look at Chin II Sou* ….men.

Chin II Sou: Oi! I'm the host!! How dare you all say something like that?? *points at Sanzo*

Sanzo: Talk to my gun. *aim gun at Chin II Sou*

Chin II Sou: …. I'll note that down.

Lirin: Hakkai is gay? *look up to Yaone*

Yaone: huh? I don't know…Lirin-sama. *sweatdrops*

Hakkai: *mysteries smile* No…I'm not gay, Lirin-chan.

Goku: Should have know…*attacking food on the table*

Goyjo: *snicker* I guess the party's over?

Dokugakuji: This place is insane…

Cat: …….You image is getting bad…Chin-chan.

Chin II Sou: I'm going to kill them all…..*twitch* *twitch*

Owari!

Note: *eating* Huh?? Ya finish reading already?? Wow! That's fast..Want something to eat? Oi! Goku!! That's mine!! And Oi! Goyjo!! That's mine too!! <TWACK> Oi! Oh! Gomen!! *bow* Thanks for reading ne? How bout a short review? ^__^ *eats* and if you're kind enough to throw me some idea? *wide smile*

Sanzo: *shoots cat* Die!!!

Cat: ah! Hey!! Ya're so mean!

Sanzo: Talk to my gun!! *shoots more*

Cat: O_O *hides*