Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Umm... ❯ Umm... ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Title: Umm...
Author: Youko
Series: Gensomaden Saiyuki
Pairing: Gojyo x Hakkai
Category: hints of citrus, over-all random nonesense
Archive: ff.net; mediaminer.org
Warning: PG-13 for the shounen-ai theme
Notes: ahahaha...


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No, I can't tell him - I haven't got the strength. No, scratch that, I haven't got the -confidence- to tell him. Oh dear, this is very unethical...

What?!

Maybe he'll understand... hmm, yes, maybe he will and then shove the whole situation to an obscure niche in the past... yes, yes, that's right, maybe...

Or maybe not.

But what if it's too late? What if he goes out there and these women and... and... so early in the morning...

Nothing like an eyeful for breakfast, eh?

It's been like this for days... shouldn't he have noticed it by now? Oh Gojyo, you're so delightfully blind! And here I am, seeing you like this... you, walking around me like that... oh dear...

Oh snap out of it, Hakkai! You're a man, for heaven's sake so take it like one!

I really should stop being such a worrywart... turning a simple thing such as... this... into a life and death situation, just like everything else. No wonder the others say you're like a brooding hen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

So tell him already! Spare you both your dignities!

No...

God forbid...

...

Well?

...well...

WELL?

Oh alright! Here goes...

"Erm, Gojyo?"

The half-breed looked up at the smiling and furiously blushing brunette. "Yeah?"

This is humiliating... "Well... umm..." he stammered.

"Well?" Hakkai found himself staring into vivid red orbs, while one tanned hand combed through equally rubious locks.

"I... ugh... I..."

"You...?"

"You... ugh..."

"Yes?"

Here goes nothing... "Your fly is open."

"..."

I'm dead...

"Oh," Zip. "Thanks!"

"Y-you're welcome..." there must be something wrong with the ventillation system...

Suddenly, Gojyo leaned into his ear and sultrily whispered, "I thought you'd never notice."