Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Gojyo: I have a plan.

Hakkai: What plan?

Gojyo: [Strike a triumph pose that made some certain Grannies and aunties drool.] The make-Homura-tachi-bankrupt-plan!!

Goku: Huh? How are you going to do that?

Gojyo: First, we send you to them. [Kicked him so hard he went sailing to the air.]

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Hakkai : And then?

Gojyo: [Fold his arms and smile smugly.] We wait.

Sanzo: Whamp!!!![Whacked him with his harisen.] I hate waiting!! [Storm off.]

Gojyo: @..@........[Swirly eyed.]

Hakkai: @-^ Enjoy, minna-san.

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In Homura-tachi's tower,

Zeon: What is that sound? [Look out of the window.]

Goku: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeon : Ahh!! We're under attack! Homura! Shien! Ahhhrrgh!! [ Goku landed on him.]

Homura: Son Gokuuuu! [Glomp him.]

Goku: @...@..[Swirly eyed.]

Shien: They must be up to something to have send Goku to us.

Homura: I don't care! [Still glomping him.] Heart* Heart* [Heart shaped balloons floating about.]

Shien: Zeon! Stop encouraging him!

Zeon: [Ignored him and continue blowing heart shaped balloons.]

Goku: Eh?! Homura! [His stomach growled.]

Homura: Ahh!! Konzen is so cruel and stingy making my precious Goku starve!

Sanzo: [Smoking] Ahhhcoooo!!!

Goku: Wah!!! Sukei!!!! [Lots and lots of food was laid in front of him.]

Homura: Eat up, my precious Gok.?!!!!!!

Goku: ahrgum! Ummm!arhg![Already on his 35th dish.]

[He ate, and ate and ate and ate and ate some more.]

Hakkai: Soka! Your plan is making Goku eat him out of tower and home.

Zeon: But, Homura! We got no more money! Shien, talk some sense into him!!

Shien: Zeon is right, Homura.

Homura: I don't care! Nothing but the best for my honey pumpkin!!

Zeon: [Turns to Goku.] I beg you, stop eating please!!! Ahhh!!!Haahhh!!! wahhhh!![Cry, cry, cry]

Sanzo: Bang! [Kicked the door open.] I'm here for the baka saru! Hand him over!

Homura: Never!!!!! Mmhhp?!!!!!

Zeon: What he meant is..[Tied Homura up and gagged him.]

Shien: Never let him come here ever again, unfed.

Goku: You talk like I 'm a dog or something.

Sanzo: Urusei!!!! Whamp!!!

Goku: Iiiiitai yoh!!

Sanzo: [Drag him out of the room like towing toy and down the long winding stairs.]

Goku: Ouch!!! Iiitai!!Ahyoh! Ooohahhh! [Everytime he hit the steps.]

~Owari~

Gojyo: Hahhahhhahhhahhhahhahahh!!!!!

Goku: No! Not fair! Ne, Hakkai how come you let that erro kappa write!!! I wanna write too!!!

Gojyo: A baka saru knows how to write?! Hahhhahahahahha!!! What a joke!!! Whamp!!!!! [Fluffy suddenly appeared on top of his head. He is fallen by the sudden weight.]

Fluffy: I am back!!!!!!!!! Hahhhahhhah! You will all get it!!!! I'll make you suffered billions of times more than what I have suffered. [Fiery background] See how you guys can die!!! Hahhahaha!!!!!![Occupied with the plotting of her revenge.]

Hakkai: Yare, yare. [Sweat drop] Reviews much appreciated. [@-^]