Gensomaden Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ What ifs ❯ 9 ( Chapter 9 )
Goku: Ahh!! Ahh!!! Ohh Ahhhahh!! Stop! Gojyo!
Gojyo: No, YOU stop it; you'll wake them up. Let me…
Goku: Not so rough, it hurts!!
Gojyo: Damn, you are hard to…
Sanzo: What are you two doing?
Gojyo & Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Broke apart.]
Gojyo: You scared me. That baka saru have been moaning about his toothache. I was trying to pull it out so I can get some sleep. Besides, how can a saru over 500 years old have a toothache anyway? He should have none. Let me pull all his teeth out and be done with it once and for all. [He can put in fake teeth. In fact I thought it was his fake teeth all this time!]
Goku: Sanzo!!! Help!!! Gojyo is so mean!!
Sanzo: You tie your tooth to the door with a string and then slam it really hard. End of story.
Goku: [Imaging he got slam into the door like a ping pong ball tied to the bat.]
Gojyo: There is one small problem genius; we are in the middle of a forest. There are no doors in forests.
Sanzo: Improvise then. Replace the door with Harkyuyu.
Goku: {Imaging himself being drag by his tooth by Jipu} Ahhhhh!!! Tameh!! Yo!!!!!!!!
Gojyo: Why don't we punch it until it falls out then? It always works in the movies.
Goku: Zettai Yadah!!!!!!!!!!
Hakkai: It's so late, what is going on? [Stretching his muscles.]
Goku: Sorry, we woke you up. But they are being so mean.
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Hakkai: Soka, you are having a toothache. Too bad, there is no qualified dentist here.
Gojyo: I think he is referring to you. [Looking at Sanzo.]
Sanzo: …Click!
Gojyo: Wrong guess!! [Putting his hands up.]
Hakkai: Goku, will you let me take a look at it?
Goku: Uh, Ahhh!! [Opens his mouth wide.]
Hakkai: [Hold his tooth] Is it this one?
Goku: Uh.
Hakkai: [Yank it out.]
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gojyo: Ouch! That must have hurt. Remind me not to trust Hakkai to look at my toothaches.
Goku: WahhAhhAhhAhhhh!!! Hakkai is the meanest of them all!!!! [Bleeding] {Raining tears.}
Sanzo: I knew he was going to do that.
Gojyo: [Sweat drop] That's because you thought about doing that too.